PRBuzz
04-08-2010, 04:59 PM
The Top 10 Signs You’ve Got “Obamacare”:
10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooter’s.
9) Directions to your doctor’s office include, “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.”
8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgsicles.
7) The only proctologist in the plan is Gus from Roto-Rooter.
6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is “An apple a day……..”
5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
4) “The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,” is not a typographical error.
3) The only expense that is covered 100% is embalming.
2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M’s on them.
1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a popsicle stick and duct tape.
10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooter’s.
9) Directions to your doctor’s office include, “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.”
8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgsicles.
7) The only proctologist in the plan is Gus from Roto-Rooter.
6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is “An apple a day……..”
5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
4) “The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,” is not a typographical error.
3) The only expense that is covered 100% is embalming.
2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M’s on them.
1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a popsicle stick and duct tape.