I got this past to me in an email chain from a friend - since the joke is somewhat fishing related I thought I would pass it on.

Never Lie to a Woman

A man called home to his wife and said, ' Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up ' Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. '

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish.

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish, but why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to?'

You'll love the answer...

The wife replied,'I did. They're in your fishing box ...'
Never Lie To A Woman...!!! :biglaugh:

:) Good One!