translated ...giant house fly cure

this is their season and if your going in and out
as often as i am ,,,,they find their way in...

now i do have the standard fly swatters
and i am very good with them to say the least

but i found a CLEANER
better way to dispatch them RAPIDO -lol

recently we noticed some mildew growing on the inside of the front door
because the temperature difference in the mini front hallway
that we seldom use... so i decided to buy a chlorine product specifically
that would kill it for good...

we were shopping at Loews and we purchased
TILEX mildew root penetrator

so i thought .... hmmm
:think: i wonder how this will work on a house fly?

ya spray a fly with penatrator
and his thorax contracts inward
the the wings go stiff and it's dead
with no buzzing to follow-that quick :uhuh:

and no bug splatter to clean up after wards from
walloping them with a fly splatter swatter... heh heh heh

That's not bad.
Maybe if the make it stronger, they will contract to the point that the collapse in on themselves (kind of like a black hole) and there will be NO mess at all?

My "home-made" bug spray is chewing tobacco juice and anti-bacterial soap. The stuff is toxic and will kill (rather violently) just about anything that ingests it in appro. 5 seconds. In most cases it causes their stomachs to explode:yak:

Personally I like the satisfaction of the zapper (the dead ones should be removed before finding next victim):

1,500 Volt Electric Flyswatter In Action - Video (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/737169/1_500_volt_electric_flyswatter_in_action/)

But please don't be stupid enough to do this:

YouTube - Electric Fly Swatter Vs. The Nipple Ring (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hYiYUyY0z4)