View Full Version : I think my wife found my tide book...I'm %$%$%$%$ed!!!
Back Beach 07-27-2010, 12:09 PM Wife just scheduled 4 day business trips for the next two new moon periods in August and September...timing couldn't be worse I told her...:laugha:
Furthermore, I had to cancel a very important fishing trip tonight at the last minute due to an unannounced 4 pm conference call today...:wall:
The signs have been popping up but I've ignored them up until now...
I saw one of the pages in my eldridge book out of place but didn't think much of it...10 years of marriage and she is finally catching on...I'm screwed...fishing yard sale coming soon...
saltfly 07-27-2010, 12:14 PM Find an old one and change the cover:uhuh:
JohnR 07-27-2010, 12:17 PM Wife just scheduled 4 day business trips for the next two new moon periods in August and September...timing couldn't be worse I told her...:laugha:
Where do the outlaws live? Might be time to see Grammy.
As for September, the kids are young and can miss some school.
Find an old one and change the cover:uhuh:
:rotf2:
Back Beach 07-27-2010, 12:20 PM Find an old one and change the cover:uhuh:
She's too smart for that, its already deeper than I feared...
MAKAI 07-27-2010, 12:22 PM They lull you into a false sense of complacency. . . . . then . . .BAM
numbskull 07-27-2010, 12:25 PM Wife just scheduled 4 day business trips for the next two new moon periods in August and September...timing couldn't be worse I told her...:laugha:
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Eels everywhere are rejoicing.
numbskull 07-27-2010, 12:27 PM Find an old one and change the cover:uhuh:
You talking about tide charts or wives?
redlite 07-27-2010, 12:32 PM Where do the outlaws live? Might be time to see Grammy.
:rotf2:
EXACTLY what I said, or leave Dino The Wonder Dog to watch them....
You talking about tide charts or wives?
:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:
JohnR 07-27-2010, 12:41 PM Mike, sadly you have a Front Page in your honor:
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angler229 07-27-2010, 12:50 PM That means more important fishing trips for me :devil2: sabotage
Saltheart 07-27-2010, 01:11 PM Maybe she simply got a new calender and noticed your fishing coincideds with the empty white circles and the totally filled in black circles! :)
JohnR 07-27-2010, 01:19 PM Maybe she simply got a new calender and noticed your fishing coincideds with the empty white circles and the totally filled in black circles! :)
:rotf2:
That's it! The Empty Circle has more room to put important stuff.
"Hi Honey, I'll be away for a few days on the big circle, you know, the big Zero, like you - make it easy to remember..."
(OK, I realize this isn't funny but 3hrs sleep does that to me)
Back Beach 07-27-2010, 01:42 PM It's over...:hang:
tattoobob 07-27-2010, 01:45 PM at least she didn't find your porn bookmarks
The Iceman 6 07-27-2010, 01:45 PM Maybe time for an electronic log book?
Back Beach 07-27-2010, 02:10 PM Maybe time for an electronic log book?
I hate to admit it, but its time for a boat.
Renegade6 07-27-2010, 02:15 PM EXACTLY what I said, or leave Dino The Wonder Dog to watch them....
:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:
the kids and the dog can hang out in the crate! safe..... secure! happy! isnt that why they make em big?
Rockfish9 07-27-2010, 02:19 PM Throw her a curve.. fish the full moons.. you'll catch more fish anyways!
afterhours 07-27-2010, 02:36 PM geez mike that sucks.....i'm blessed, the wife has her mom fly in when i'm on cutty and planned our block trip on a new moon :love:. heck i should bring home some flowers tonight...
Slipknot 07-27-2010, 06:51 PM I hate to admit it, but its time for a boat.
NO not that !!!:fury::devil2::wall:
just break down and get a canal bike
it'll give you more time to fish because of less time wasted walking to spots, you'll be able to move to more productive waters easier
hell, bigfish will raise funds for it even :wall:
hope it gets better before it gets worse Mike
:fishin::soon:
BassDawg 07-27-2010, 07:09 PM sorry to hear that m'man!!
is there a reliable baby-sitter in the mix?
just for the two days either side of the 2 News,
that is if you're trying to narrow the window~~
or perhaps the old, "1 in 10 shot at 10K" money angle??
worked for my $$$$ motivated love bird, at least for now she's buying it.
SUX, how they KNOW right where to stick the knife
and then TWIST it OFF in ya right at the hilt,,,,,,,,,
a swift kick in the gnads would've hurt much LESS!!!
:wall: :wall: :wall:
Man Up you sissy,Show her who's boss..Drop the kids with the in laws or a the family next store.they will be alright..
After years of therapy..
Or buy her somethin nice an grovel like a earthworm.
Either way it's a sad state of affairs...
You reap what you sow..
You staying green..
Some sand based tracks down here having trouble with the heat.
Losing greens..
We finally got some rain the other day wit a break in the temps..
Raven 07-28-2010, 08:04 AM get your favorite picture of her....
you know... the sexy one....
and tape it inside the cover :uhuh:
~
"every-time i consult my tide table
i think of you honey.... " :drool:
Back Beach 07-28-2010, 08:13 AM Just got the report from last night :alright: and I'm going to buy her an expensive gift...perhaps she knew there was pain was looming if I fished last night and stepped in to save me?
piemma 07-28-2010, 09:38 AM Man Up you sissy,Show her who's boss..Drop the kids with the in laws or a the family next store.they will be alright..
After years of therapy..
Or buy her somethin nice an grovel like a earthworm.
Either way it's a sad state of affairs...
You reap what you sow..
You staying green..
Some sand based tracks down here having trouble with the heat.
Losing greens..
We finally got some rain the other day wit a break in the temps..
Tony, come on up. Green are perfect at my wifes club and we can paly for free.
Back Beach 07-28-2010, 10:21 AM Tony, come on up. Green are perfect at my wifes club and we can play for free.
NIB would make a great caddy, no doubt...in fact I'd let him carry my bag any time...maybe he'd be willing to do a double for us.
piemma 07-28-2010, 11:07 AM From what I hear, the way Tony plays, I should carry his bag.
Sea Dangles 07-28-2010, 11:17 AM Man Up you sissy,Show her who's boss..Drop the kids with the in laws or a the family next store.they will be alright..
After years of therapy..
Or buy her somethin nice an grovel like a earthworm.
Either way it's a sad state of affairs...
You reap what you sow..
You staying green..
Some sand based tracks down here having trouble with the heat.
Losing greens..
We finally got some rain the other day wit a break in the temps..
You'll never be a member at Bushwood!
OLD GOAT 07-28-2010, 11:20 AM Easy Mike. YOUVE ONLY BEEN MARRIED TEN YEARS. Wait until she starts beating the crap out of you for even thinking about fishing on a full moon.
Back Beach 07-28-2010, 11:21 AM From what I hear, the way Tony plays, I should carry his bag.
His alleged 18 hole scores are probably his actual nine hole scores...I mean, 75 is pretty bad for nine holes, but I've seen worse.
JohnR 07-28-2010, 12:48 PM His alleged 18 hole scores are probably his actual nine hole scores...I mean, 75 is pretty bad for nine holes, but I've seen worse.
About my nine hole par 3 score ...
Effin windmills :wall:
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Wife just scheduled 4 day business trips for the next two new moon periods in August and September...timing couldn't be worse I told her...:laugha:
Furthermore, I had to cancel a very important fishing trip tonight at the last minute due to an unannounced 4 pm conference call today...:wall:
The signs have been popping up but I've ignored them up until now...
I saw one of the pages in my eldridge book out of place but didn't think much of it...10 years of marriage and she is finally catching on...I'm screwed...fishing yard sale coming soon...
sounds familiar
JohnR 07-28-2010, 03:12 PM sounds familiar
Gear was too clean - obviously spending money and not using it properly
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piemma 07-28-2010, 03:14 PM OK, Tony caddies for me then. I shot a 45 for 9 Sunday morning.
if i knew it would end up on the curb i wouldn't off bothered washing it :confused::wall:
Gear on the curb..Expensive gifts..:wall:
You know what.It makes me sad..
MAYBE WE CAN TAKE A RIDE OVER TO MAMBY PAMBY LAND WHERE WE CAN FIND FIND SOME CONFIDENCE FOR YOU GUYS.Want a tissue..Sissy..:rotf2:
All who doubt my playability are welcome to take on the NIB..
Just like in fishing NIB never fails..:chased:
piemma 07-29-2010, 06:34 AM Gear on the curb..Expensive gifts..:wall:
You know what.It makes me sad..
MAYBE WE CAN TAKE A RIDE OVER TO MAMBY PAMBY LAND WHERE WE CAN FIND FIND SOME CONFIDENCE FOR YOU GUYS.Want a tissue..Sissy..:rotf2:
All who doubt my playability are welcome to take on the NIB..
Just like in fishing NIB never fails..:chased:
Tony, my offer stands. You come up and we play for free. You beat me and I buy lunch!
bassballer 07-29-2010, 07:04 AM We should put together a S-B.com golf tourney. Winning team takes home a all expenses paid trip to Cutty for sept's new.
numbskull 07-29-2010, 09:46 AM Be careful. If you play golf with NIB and are standing behind him when he bends over to get his ball......turn away. A bat might fly out.
Back Beach 07-29-2010, 09:50 AM Be careful. If you play golf with NIB and are standing behind him when he bends over to get his ball......turn away. A bat might fly out.
You mean a baseball bat, right?
piemma 07-29-2010, 09:51 AM If we play, I'm on Back Beach's team:rotf2:
bassballer 07-29-2010, 10:07 AM If we play, I'm on Back Beach's team:rotf2:
Works for me. We'll even play at Franklin.
Back Beach- Let the rough grow for this one. Me and Kevin on a team. But we need 5 a side.
BassDawg 07-29-2010, 10:28 AM Works for me. We'll even play at Franklin.
Back Beach- Let the rough grow for this one. Me and Kevin on a team. But we need 5 a side.
does that make you a 5 handicap, Jason?
i could play for Team NIB and miss a few timely putts
to insure the victory for the Good Guys!! just doan tell Tony!!!
:grins: :grins: :grins:
Back Beach 07-29-2010, 11:05 AM Works for me. We'll even play at Franklin.
Back Beach- Let the rough grow for this one. Me and Kevin on a team. But we need 5 a side.
That would be a good time, no doubt. Not sure about 5 a side, but that can be negotiated at game time.
bassballer 07-29-2010, 11:44 AM does that make you a 5 handicap, Jason?
once upon a time. not anymore. My boss told me to stop fishing and get back down to a single digit."my job depends on it"
Back Beach 07-29-2010, 12:13 PM once upon a time. not anymore. My boss told me to stop fishing and get back down to a single digit."my job depends on it"
I'm far from being a zero, at least in terms of my golf handicap. :smokin:
piemma 07-29-2010, 02:47 PM I'm far from being a zero, at least in terms of my golf handicap. :smokin:
Mike doesn't play much anymore and I have only played 3 times since April. You guys would probably kill us
Pt.JudeJoe 07-31-2010, 04:55 PM " Hello Bait shop? It's Back Beach...can you take my name off your phone? My wife found my tide book. She might be calling you."
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