The average person farts 12-18 times and produces about 45 ml of methane a day.
That's average !!! How do you rate yourself .. ?

1. Can't cut it ... less than 12 ...
2. Average .. Go with the flow
3.Over achiever ,,, more than 18 ..

I'd put myself in #1 ,,," can't cut it " but I'm told I make up for it in my sleep ..

i fart as much as a duck quacks


rating =3 DUCK's :grins:

Thats way low for me! Fart at least 30 times a day....half are clearly audible:rotf2:! Bet I produce about 100ml of methane on a good day.....150ml on a bad day!!!!:fart2:



Finally a use for the "Fart" smiley!!!:jump1:

I'm I'm the # 2 group
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Wife would say that I'm a 3+!

Need a rating system for belches, too.

#2 but with a bullet!


You know why women don't fart like men?
They can't shut their mouths long enough to build up sufficient pressure! :rotf2::biglaugh::rotf2:

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You know why women don't fart like men?
They can't shut their mouths long enough to build up sufficient pressure! :rotf2::biglaugh::rotf2:

:rotf2::rotf2::rotf2:



about a 7 today.....:uhuh:
3's the norm....

this thread stinks....:smash:

A solid 3......or better