View Full Version : Jon Stewart's speech in its entirety.


likwid
10-30-2010, 06:23 PM
“I can’t control what people think this was. I can only tell you my intentions. This was not a rally to ridicule people of faith or people of activism or to look down our noses at the heartland or passionate argument or to suggest that times are not difficult and that we have nothing to fear. They are and we do. But we live now in hard times, not end times. And we can have animus and not be enemies.

But unfortunately one of our main tools in delineating the two broke. The country’s 24 hour political pundit perpetual panic conflictinator did not cause our problems but it’s existence makes solving them that much harder. The press can hold it’s magnifying up to our problems bringing them into focus, illuminating issues heretofore unseen or they can use that magnifying glass to light ants on fire and then perhaps host a week of shows on the sudden, unexpected dangerous flaming ant epidemic.

If we amplify everything we hear nothing. There are terrorists and racists and Stalinist and theocrats but those are titles that must be earned. You must have the resume. Not being able to distinguish between real racists and Tea Partiers or real bigots and Juan Williams and Rick Sanchez is an insult, not only to those people but to the racists themselves who have put in the exhausting effort it takes to hate. Just as the inability to distinguish terrorists from Muslims makes us less safe not more. The press is our immune system. If we overreact to everything we actually get sicker and perhaps eczema.

And yet with that being said I feel good—strangely, calmly good. Because the image of Americans that is reflected back to us by our political and media process is false. It is us through a fun house mirror and not the good kind that makes you look slim in the waist and maybe taller, but the kind where you have a giant forehead and an ass shaped like a month old pumpkin and one eyeball.

So, why would we work together? Why would you reach across the aisle to a pumpkin assed forehead eyball monster? If the picture of us were true of course our inability to solve problems would actually be quite sane and reasonable. Why would you work with Marxists actively subverting our Constitution or racists and homophobes who see no one’s humanity but their own? We hear every damn day about how fragile our country is—on the brink of catastrophe—torn by polarizing hate and how it’s a shame that we can’t work together to get things done, but the truth is we do. We work together to get things done every damn day!

The only place we don’t is here or on cable TV. But Americans don’t live here or oncable TV. Where we live our values and principles form the foundation that sustains us while we get things done not the barriers that prevent us from getting things done. Most Americans don’t live their lives solely as Democrats, Republicans, Liberals or Conservatives. Americans live their lives more as people that are just a little bit late for something they have to do—often something that they do not want to do—butthey do it. Impossible things every day that are only made possible by the little reasonable compromises that we all make.

Look on the screen this is where we are this is who we are. (points to the Jumbotron screen which show traffic merging into a tunnel). These cars—that’s a schoolteacher who probably thinks his taxes are too high. He’s going to work. There’s another car-a woman with two small kids who can’t really think about anything else right now. There’s another car swinging I don’t even know if you can see it—the lady’s in the NRA. She loves Oprah. There’s another car—an investment banker, gay, also likes Oprah. Another car’s a Latino carpenter. Another car a fundamentalist vacuum salesman. Atheist obstetrician. Mormon Jay-Z fan. But this is us. Every one of the cars that you see is filled with individuals of strong belief and principles they hold dear—often principles and beliefs in direct opposition to their fellow travelers.

And yet these millions of cars must somehow find a way to squeeze one by one into a mile long 30 foot wide tunnel carved underneath a might river. Carved, by the way, by people who I’m sure had their differences. And they do it. Concession by conscession. You go. Then I’ll go. You go then I’ll go. You go then I’ll goOh my God, is that an NRA sticker on your car? Is that an Obama sticker on your car? Well, that’s okay—you go and then I’ll go.

And sure, at some point there will be a selfish jerk who zips up the shoulder and cuts in at the last minute, but that individual is rare and he is scorned and not hired as an analyst.

Because we know instinctively as a people that if we are to get through the darkness and back into the light we have to work together and the truth is, there will always be darkness. And sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel isn’t the promised land.

Sometimes it’s just New Jersey. But we do it anyway, together.

If you want to know why I’m here and want I want from you I can only assure you this: you have already given it to me. You’re presence was what I wanted.

Sanity will always be and has always been in the eye of the beholder. To see you here today and the kind of people that you are has restored mine. Thank you."

Nebe
10-30-2010, 09:09 PM
Likes this.
Posted from my iPhone/Mobile device

RIJIMMY
10-30-2010, 11:05 PM
thats really swell. Basically Americans are good people, I agree.
Its the government that sucks and its the government we have a problem with.

Raven
10-31-2010, 05:08 AM
all agreed ....but Sanity is in the "MIND" of the beholder

because the EYE see's things weirdly in a distorted view
where the mind plays tricks on you much like halloween

you see everything upside down and then it's reversed
back to upright again...

scottw
10-31-2010, 05:47 AM
thats really swell. Basically Americans are good people, I agree.
Its the government that sucks and its the government we have a problem with.

Jim, just to clarify...our governement does not suck, we need to keep separate our form of government and the weasels that find their way into it....it's the people entrenched in our government that have grown it to such size and scope beyond it original purpose and who abuse their positions that suck ...if you condemn the "government" you give those who would very much like to change our form of government the justification to do so, "fundamental transformation" I think were Obama's exact words....we have the ability to change the people within the government and put in place others who will work within the intended framework....on Tuesday "this town gets an enima"....a little Batman reference:)

Paul, hope you noticed the signs at this rally of republicans with Hitler moustaches....just terrible :rotf2:

JohnnyD
10-31-2010, 01:02 PM
For a couple of illegitimate comedians, they attracted quite the crowd relative to other shams in political "news".
http://i.imgur.com/AoxXh.jpg

PaulS
10-31-2010, 01:41 PM
Paul, hope you noticed the signs at this rally of republicans with Hitler moustaches....just terrible :rotf2:

Are you trying to help me make my point?:confused:

scottw
10-31-2010, 01:47 PM
For a couple of illegitimate comedians, they attracted quite the crowd relative to other shams in political "news".
http://i.imgur.com/AoxXh.jpg

see what happens when you give away free pot on a weekend...dems should give away free pot on tuesday to get their voters to show up at the polls...

JD....did you notice that the crowd was mostly white and had lots of "ignorant signs" ??? :rotf2:

JohnnyD
10-31-2010, 03:59 PM
This guy makes a good point...

http://i.imgur.com/OwHut.jpg

RIJIMMY
11-01-2010, 08:08 AM
I wish I knew there was going to be free pot!

fishbones
11-01-2010, 09:34 AM
This guy makes a good point...

http://i.imgur.com/OwHut.jpg

JD, I thought you were away on business? Isn't that you with your hands in your pockets behind the guy holding the sign?:rotf2:

scottw
11-01-2010, 02:37 PM
JD, I thought you were away on business? Isn't that you with your hands in your pockets behind the guy holding the sign?:rotf2:

now I know why he doesn't have sex :rotf2: