View Full Version : The only bad thing about going to the YMCA is


Swimmer
11-09-2010, 01:26 PM
when you get there, all of the people on the treadmills and other machines in front of you are guys. No women wearing spandex or stretchy cotton tights.

It changed after about fifteen minutes, but you have to be inspired somewhat to exercise. Even the older gals look good in those things.

JohnnyD
11-09-2010, 02:21 PM
I go to Answer is Fitness in North Attleboro. Try to go before work when I can. Typically a 3:1 ratio of trophy wives and college aged girls relative to men. Also never have to wait for a machine. The scenery is worth the $20/month.

fishbones
11-09-2010, 02:56 PM
I'm buff already, so I stay home and look at porn on the internet while drinking beer while you guys are sweating at the gym.

RIJIMMY
11-09-2010, 03:14 PM
I'm buff already, so I stay home and look at porn on the internet while drinking beer while you guys are sweating at the gym.

man, that was classic

BigFish
11-09-2010, 03:41 PM
I'm buff already, so I stay home and look at porn on the internet while drinking beer while you guys are sweating at the gym.

I echo Fishbones......I don't work hard at keeping myself buff and "somewhat" fit...and it shows!!:jump1: What ever that means???:rotf2:

Good one John!!:rotf2:

tysdad115
11-09-2010, 04:41 PM
To quote the great Rodney Dangerfield "I'm in shape, the shape of a pear". Driving by a gym makes me sore.

Swimmer
11-09-2010, 07:41 PM
I'm buff already, so I stay home and look at porn on the internet while drinking beer while you guys are sweating at the gym.


This post leaves you wide open, and I'm not going there.

Swimmer
11-09-2010, 07:43 PM
I echo Fishbones......I don't work hard at keeping myself buff and "somewhat" fit...and it shows!!:jump1: What ever that means???:rotf2:

Good one John!!:rotf2:

You peddle your ass up and down those canal access roads like your chasing Giselle..............

Backbeach Jake
11-09-2010, 09:10 PM
So who wants to tell Swimmer?

Slipknot
11-09-2010, 09:25 PM
I'm buff already, so I stay home and look at porn on the internet while drinking beer while you guys are sweating at the gym.

sad

when I was 21 I went out to drink beer and party with the talent

wait till you're our age and see how buff you can be

The Dad Fisherman
11-10-2010, 06:07 AM
I'm buff already, so I stay home and look at porn on the internet while drinking beer while you guys are sweating at the gym.


YouTube - Family Guy - Internet Porn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otPL8KwKQmw&feature=related)

Raven
11-10-2010, 06:29 AM
i go work on something to get my exercise
i never thought repetitions for zero accomplishment
made any sense at all.

ecduzitgood
11-10-2010, 09:50 AM
YouTube - Family Guy - Internet Porn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otPL8KwKQmw&feature=related)

:rotf2::rotf2::rotf2::rotf2::rotf2:

RIJIMMY
11-10-2010, 11:22 AM
sad

when I was 21 I went out to drink beer and party with the talent

wait till you're our age and see how buff you can be

Slip, you've obviously never met Fishbones. He could use a few hours a day at the Y. And he IS our age!

fishbones
11-10-2010, 12:39 PM
Slip, you've obviously never met Fishbones. He could use a few hours a day at the Y. And he IS our age!

Hey, I run a couple of miles 4 or 5 times a week on the treadmill at home. Then, I can drink without feeling guilty. And I still get out to drink with the local talent, although being married keeps me from doing the things I would have done when I was 21. Hence, the internet porn at home.:grins:

By the way, I think I'm a year younger than you Jim. Since you brought up the "Y", is it appropriate for me to bring up the box lunch at the Y joke?

PaulS
11-10-2010, 12:57 PM
They say you gain a minute on your life for every min. you excercise. Of course, you've wasted that min. excercising so there is no net gain.

Duke41
11-10-2010, 01:23 PM
I go to Answer is Fitness in North Attleboro. Try to go before work when I can. Typically a 3:1 ratio of trophy wives and college aged girls relative to men. Also never have to wait for a machine. The scenery is worth the $20/month.

been a member for 4 years you are right.

Backbeach Jake
11-10-2010, 06:15 PM
They say you gain a minute on your life for every min. you excercise. Of course, you've wasted that min. excercising so there is no net gain.

I just had a ahhah! moment

UserRemoved1
11-10-2010, 07:14 PM
Wait a minute




There's porn on the internet?

Swimmer
11-11-2010, 09:43 AM
So who wants to tell Swimmer?


Why do you think I am at the Y to begin with. IT isn't the sights. Its how how the digital scale goes in my bathroom when I get on it. Its just that its nice watching the sights, female in yellow spandex is the best, when I am there.

I have at least 40 #'s more to lose on top of the 25 #'s I allready lost.

Backbeach Jake
11-11-2010, 08:30 PM
Why do you think I am at the Y to begin with. IT isn't the sights. Its how how the digital scale goes in my bathroom when I get on it. Its just that its nice watching the sights, female in yellow spandex is the best, when I am there.

I have at least 40 #'s more to lose on top of the 25 #'s I allready lost.

Just goofin'. Congrats on your progress. My scale says "one at a time ,Please"....Spandex,mmmmmmmmm......

Swimmer
11-28-2010, 02:37 PM
Just goofin'. Congrats on your progress. My scale says "one at a time ,Please"....Spandex,mmmmmmmmm......

I know you were just goofin. I don't have a problem with your post at all. Hey I am on this site aren't I, if I can't take it I should be doing/hanging something/somewhere else. I only replied to your post for another, which now I have forgotten. Hey I am 59 soon to be sixty, and I am o.k. with that.