Meet The Illinois Woman Arrested For Assaulting Cop With A Sex Toy | The Smoking Gun (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/illinois/meet-illinois-woman-arrested-assaulting-cop-vibrator)

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they should fix her up with a complete dominatrix suit and send her in there
for loads of fun..... she'd probably enjoy herself.

She'll probably get off

She'll probably get off
lol!
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Slap him with a strap-on?

Tell the story they way it should have been

A 56 year old Illinois woman, named Carolee Bildsten. Chewed and screwed from near bye restaurant called Joe's Crab shack last night. The persistent officer who was trying to collect for services rendered was lured to her bedroom with promises to pay for being serviced at the crap Shack.

At this time she assaulted the officer who we will refer to as John and will remain anonymous due to his “under cover" activities, with an enormous 6" clear object attached to a nylon strap as described by Deputy Chief Kevin Woodside.

Officer John reports “ Bildsten held the clear, rigid feminine pleasure device above her head, and made threatening advances to me “ Fortuity for officer he has had several years of self-defense training and is a black belt in karate. He responded to the advance by knocking the sex toy out of the way before he was stuck or stuck with the device.
Bildsten, free on a personal recognizance bond, is scheduled for a December 6 court appearance

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