View Full Version : TSA at work!


PRBuzz
12-14-2010, 06:55 AM
Here's your TSA at work!

As the Chalk Leader for my flight home from Afghanistan, he/I witnessed the following:

When we were on our way back from Afghanistan, we flew out of Baghram Air Field. We went through customs at BAF, full body scanners (no groping), had all of our bags searched, the whole nine yards.

Our first stop was Shannon, Ireland to refuel. After that, we had to stop at Indianapolis, Indiana to drop off about 100 folks from the Indiana National Guard. That's where the stupid started.

First, everyone was forced to get off the plane-even though the plane wasn't refueling again. All 330 people got off that plane, rather than let the 100 people from the ING get off. We were filed from the plane to a holding area. No vending machines, no means of escape. Only a male/female latrine.

It's probably important to mention that we were ALL carrying weapons. Everyone was carrying an M4 Carbine (rifle) and some, like me, were also carrying an M9 pistol. Oh, and our gunners had M-240B machine guns. Of course, the weapons weren't loaded. And we had been cleared of all ammo well before we even got to customs at Baghram, then AGAIN at customs.

The TSA personnel at the airport seriously considered making us unload all of the baggage from the SECURE cargo hold to have it reinspected. Keep in mind, this cargo had been unpacked, inspected piece by piece by U.S. Customs officials, resealed and had bomb-sniffing dogs give it a one-hour run through. After two hours of sitting in this holding area, the TSA decided not to reinspect our Cargo-just to inspect us again: Soldiers on the way home from war, who had already been inspected, reinspected and kept in a SECURE holding area for 2 hours. Ok, whatever.

So we lined up to go through security AGAIN.

This is probably another good time to remind you all that all of us were carrying actual assault rifles, and some of us were also carrying
pistols.

So we're in line, going through one at a time. One of our Soldiers had his Gerber multi-tool. TSA confiscated it. Kind of ridiculous, but it gets better. A few minutes later, a guy empties his pockets and has a pair of nail clippers. Nail clippers. TSA informs the Soldier that they're going to confiscate his nail clippers. The conversation went something like this:

TSA Guy: You can't take those on the plane.

Soldier: What? I've had them since we left country.

TSA Guy: You're not suppose to have them.

Soldier: Why?

TSA Guy: They can be used as a weapon.

Soldier: [touches butt stock of the rifle] But this actually is a weapon. And I'm allowed to take it on.

TSA Guy: Yeah but you can't use it to take over the plane. You don't have bullets.

Soldier: And I can take over the plane with nail clippers?

TSA Guy: [awkward silence]

Me: Dude, just give him your damn nail clippers so we can get the f**k out of here. I'll buy you a new set.

Soldier: [hands nail clippers to TSA guy, makes it through security] To top it off, the tsa demanded we all be swabbed for "explosive residue" detection. Everyone failed, [go figure, we just came home from a war zone], because we tested positive for "Gun Powder Residue". Who the F**K is hiring these people?

This might be a good time to remind everyone that approximately 233 people re-boarded that plane with assault rifles, pistols, and machine guns-but nothing that could have been used as a weapon.

Can someone please tell me What the F**K happened to OUR country while we were gone?

Sgt. Mad Dog Tracy

striperman36
12-14-2010, 07:26 AM
does not suprise me. My stapler was taken last week. A travel one

But knee pre-surgery , I could throw my cane, metal foldable with letter opener through and my knee brace with multiple sharpened joint pieces through XRay with no issues.

I have seen many people with hip replacements trying to get through and even seen intense searches of 60 year olds

Nebe
12-14-2010, 08:14 AM
I don't buy that story.
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UserRemoved1
12-14-2010, 08:23 AM
snopes hasn't touched it but it's been all over the interblab

Nebe
12-14-2010, 08:27 AM
americans are stoopid, but i dont think we are that stoopid yet.

MakoMike
12-14-2010, 01:54 PM
americans are stoopid, but i dont think we are that stoopid yet.

What was it that PT Barnum had to say about that? :)

spence
12-14-2010, 07:24 PM
Sounds like a BS story to me.
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Backbeach Jake
12-14-2010, 07:28 PM
Americans are the proud owner of the stoopid trophy. We make Colonel Klink look wise. Officious buffoonery rules the land...

spence
12-14-2010, 07:40 PM
Sounds like a BS story to me.
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Nebe
12-14-2010, 07:46 PM
Sounds like a BS story to me.
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I think the only thing that is more stupid than this story is the people who believe it :hihi:
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striperman36
12-14-2010, 07:56 PM
Yeah, the weapons thing might be a little extreme. but a friggin nail clipper, mustache scissors and staplers? Come on

UserRemoved1
12-15-2010, 05:26 AM
if colonel douchenenouwzen says no nail clipper, mustache scissors and staplers you will salute the reich!

or you no fleye!

Piscator
12-15-2010, 09:03 AM
I was on a Continental flight last week and was upgraded to first class. They served breakfast and gave me a butter knife (not the first time that has happened since 9/11)......Butter Knife is ok but nail clippers are not..............go figure

TheSpecialist
12-15-2010, 12:18 PM
americans are stoopid, but i dont think we are that stoopid yet.

It's not that we are stupid, it's that corporate America trains everyone for the same response nop matter the condition. Try calling tech support, most are reading from a three ring binder. If you know your crap as a consumer and do their first 20 steps before you call to save time, you have not saved time becasuse they can't get to step 21 without going through 1-20,they is no autonomy

JohnR
12-15-2010, 01:49 PM
Well I wouldn't be surprised if it did happen, it stinks enough not to be true.