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UserRemoved1
01-09-2011, 06:28 AM
How much snow we gonna get wednesday :wave:

Raven
01-09-2011, 08:14 AM
after the storm he'll let you know

UserRemoved1
01-09-2011, 08:16 AM
lol

after the storm he'll let you know

striperman36
01-09-2011, 10:03 AM
More than some. less than others

BigBo
01-09-2011, 10:21 AM
after the storm he'll let you know

Say's the guy with the indian cheif/shaman/witch doctor/voodoo/rainmaker/windtalker/alien connection/whatever you want to call it inside info and sage advise that was no better than any new meteorologist just out of college with all the latest computer models that all predict wrong and yet they still have a job at the end of the day. :rotflmao:

striperman36
01-09-2011, 10:27 AM
the force and the models are all snafu'ed

striperman36
01-09-2011, 11:00 AM
YouTube - George Carlin "Hippy Dippy Weatherman" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2HpB5CGfLQ)


The best weather man ever

Raven
01-09-2011, 11:26 AM
Say's the guy with the indian cheif/shaman/witch doctor/voodoo/rainmaker/windtalker/alien connection/whatever you want to call it inside info and sage advise that was no better than any new meteorologist just out of college with all the latest computer models that all predict wrong and yet they still have a job at the end of the day. :rotflmao:

AYE aye mate

likwid
01-09-2011, 12:04 PM
Say's the guy with the indian cheif/shaman/witch doctor/voodoo/rainmaker/windtalker/alien connection/whatever you want to call it inside info and sage advise that was no better than any new meteorologist just out of college with all the latest computer models that all predict wrong and yet they still have a job at the end of the day. :rotflmao:

atleast the.... whatever can blame it on drugs. :rotf2:

UserRemoved1
01-09-2011, 03:32 PM
Ok now that was funny :hee:

Say's the guy with the indian cheif/shaman/witch doctor/voodoo/rainmaker/windtalker/alien connection/whatever you want to call it inside info and sage advise that was no better than any new meteorologist just out of college with all the latest computer models that all predict wrong and yet they still have a job at the end of the day. :rotflmao:

Raven
01-09-2011, 04:52 PM
i'm glad their having a good time

striperman36
01-09-2011, 04:53 PM
wait till wednesday

UserRemoved1
01-10-2011, 04:38 AM
My neck arthritis says 6" :rotf2:

My hand however says 8" :hidin:

O.D. Mike
01-10-2011, 05:43 AM
More than some. less than others

"And I will also say that I am employed doing this for our Armed Forces."

Now you sound like a Government worker
:rotf2::rotf2::rotf2:

Raven
01-10-2011, 05:44 AM
how much snow
a sh1tload
100%

striperman36
01-10-2011, 08:01 AM
how much snow
a sh1tload
100%

there is the potential for 1-1.25 inches of moisture across the area so taking the standard of 10-12 x for snow with temps in the 20s or lower.
You have a fair amount of potential snow accumulating without factoring in additional advection from ocean effect snow.

This could match the last major storm we had for about 12 -15 hours.

UserRemoved1
01-10-2011, 08:05 AM
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

striperman36
01-10-2011, 08:09 AM
Ok, let me through some more darts at the weather chart here.

Ah, high in the 70s
Bright sunshine
breeze out of the S less than 10 knots


Ahh, oops wrong board


Ah, Bombogensis inside the 40/70 benchmark. lows in the 20's means with concurence in models means Saltys shoveling Wednesday. And the kids will probably not have school on Wednesday.
You probably already have a winter storm watch posted for your area.

Raven
01-10-2011, 08:33 AM
the eskimo's Knows
there's 35 snows

some are heavy
he ain't my brother

some are light
put up no fight

some are sloppy
don't crash jalopy

some are sticky
door locks get picky

PRBuzz
01-10-2011, 08:40 AM
the eskimo's Knows
there's 35 snows

some are heavy
he ain't my brother

some are light
put up no fight

some are sloppy
don't crash jalopy

some are sticky
door locks get picky

Is this one?

Some are icy
don't fall on your assy

Pete_G
01-10-2011, 08:58 AM
I always like to take a look at the forecast discussion. A little more work to read through then a basic 5 day forecast but usually you'll get their best guess at what's coming and usually some honesty about how confident they are feeling in the current models and how tricky the overall forecast is.

National Weather Service Text Product Display (http://forecast.weather.gov/product.php?site=NWS&issuedby=BOX&product=AFD&format=CI&version=1&glossary=0&highlight=off)

UserRemoved1
01-10-2011, 09:41 AM
The word of the day is
BOMBOGENESIS :rotf2:

What a bunch of NERD

IRST OF ALL...WE HAVE ISSUED A WINTER STORM WATCH FOR MOST OF OUR
COUNTY WARNING AREA. OUR FORECASTED QPF AMOUNTS ARE ON THE ORDER OF
0.7 INCHES ACROSS SW NH INTO NW MA...UP TO 1-1.25 INCHES ACROSS
EASTERN AND CENTRAL MA...RI AND E CT. VERY DYNAMIC SYSTEM AS THE LOW
UNDERGOES BOMBOGENESIS OVERNIGHT TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY MORNING.
WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED TO SEE SOME SLANTWISE VORTICITY THAT COULD
CAUSE SOME THUNDER SNOW AS WELL. PLUS...WILL LIKELY SEE SNOW BANDING
WITH LOCALLY HEAVY SNOWFALL. EXCELLENT DENDRITIC GROWTH IN PLACE
WITH VERY STRONG LIFT ACROSS MOST OF THE REGION. ALL THIS ADDS UP TO
SUBSTANTIAL SNOWFALL FOR A GOOD MAJORITY OF THE REGION. HAVE ISSUED
OUR FIRST EARLY FORECAST FOR SNOW AMOUNTS ON OUR WEBSITE. WITH
INCREASING NE WINDS OVERNIGHT...EXPECT TEMPS ON THE OUTER CAPE AND
NANTUCKET TO BE MARGINAL FOR HEAVY SNOWFALL...SO EXPECT LOWER
AMOUNTS THERE. OTHERWISE...IT DOES LOOK LIKE EVEN THE LOWER CAPE AND
OTHER ISLANDS WILL RECEIVE WARNING LEVEL SNOWFALL THOUGH NOT QUITE
AS MUCH AS INLAND AREAS. AS OUR FIRST THOUGHTS...WE THINK THAT ABOUT
8 TO 14 INCHES OF SNOW WILL FALL...WITH LOWER AMOUNTS ON THE OUTER
CAPE AND NANTUCKET. THIS CAN AND WILL LIKELY CHANGE AS WE GET CLOSER
TO THE EVENT.



I always like to take a look at the forecast discussion. A little more work to read through then a basic 5 day forecast but usually you'll get their best guess at what's coming and usually some honesty about how confident they are feeling in the current models and how tricky the overall forecast is.

National Weather Service Text Product Display (http://forecast.weather.gov/product.php?site=NWS&issuedby=BOX&product=AFD&format=CI&version=1&glossary=0&highlight=#%5E&#%5E&#%5E&#%5E&%20target=)

JackK
01-10-2011, 09:55 AM
I like "slantwise vorticity"

UserRemoved1
01-10-2011, 10:07 AM
Don't forget "DENDRITIC GROWTH" :rotf2:

I like "slantwise vorticity"

striperman36
01-10-2011, 11:26 AM
The word of the day is
BOMBOGENESIS :rotf2:

What a bunch of NERD

IRST OF ALL...WE HAVE ISSUED A WINTER STORM WATCH FOR MOST OF OUR
COUNTY WARNING AREA. OUR FORECASTED QPF AMOUNTS ARE ON THE ORDER OF
0.7 INCHES ACROSS SW NH INTO NW MA...UP TO 1-1.25 INCHES ACROSS
EASTERN AND CENTRAL MA...RI AND E CT. VERY DYNAMIC SYSTEM AS THE LOW
UNDERGOES BOMBOGENESIS OVERNIGHT TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY MORNING.
WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED TO SEE SOME SLANTWISE VORTICITY THAT COULD
CAUSE SOME THUNDER SNOW AS WELL. PLUS...WILL LIKELY SEE SNOW BANDING
WITH LOCALLY HEAVY SNOWFALL. EXCELLENT DENDRITIC GROWTH IN PLACE
WITH VERY STRONG LIFT ACROSS MOST OF THE REGION. ALL THIS ADDS UP TO
SUBSTANTIAL SNOWFALL FOR A GOOD MAJORITY OF THE REGION. HAVE ISSUED
OUR FIRST EARLY FORECAST FOR SNOW AMOUNTS ON OUR WEBSITE. WITH
INCREASING NE WINDS OVERNIGHT...EXPECT TEMPS ON THE OUTER CAPE AND
NANTUCKET TO BE MARGINAL FOR HEAVY SNOWFALL...SO EXPECT LOWER
AMOUNTS THERE. OTHERWISE...IT DOES LOOK LIKE EVEN THE LOWER CAPE AND
OTHER ISLANDS WILL RECEIVE WARNING LEVEL SNOWFALL THOUGH NOT QUITE
AS MUCH AS INLAND AREAS. AS OUR FIRST THOUGHTS...WE THINK THAT ABOUT
8 TO 14 INCHES OF SNOW WILL FALL...WITH LOWER AMOUNTS ON THE OUTER
CAPE AND NANTUCKET. THIS CAN AND WILL LIKELY CHANGE AS WE GET CLOSER
TO THE EVENT.


Don't forget your QPF

Raven
01-10-2011, 12:29 PM
quick .>>>>>>>>>>>
everyone shop like crazy
this is the END

PRBuzz
01-10-2011, 05:27 PM
Another term: Thumping!

Matt (NECN) calling for a THUMPING with 12-18", high confidence 60-70%, most of RI and SE MA out to Worcester. Maybe change over to rain outer Cape up to the ditch. If the center of the low closes, slight chance of 100mph winds out on the Cape!

striperman36
01-10-2011, 07:27 PM
Bombogenesis with Dendritic lifting inside the benchmark

UserRemoved1
01-10-2011, 07:31 PM
Translation=I still don't know how much we're getting :rtfm: lalalalalalalalaaaaa

Bombogenesis with Dendritic lifting inside the benchmark

striperman36
01-10-2011, 07:38 PM
XCELLANT DENDRITIC GROWTH IN AN ENVIRONMENT OF STRONG LIFT...20
MICROBARS PER SECOND OR ROUGHLY 70 MB PER HOUR...OVER CT-RI-
SOUTHEAST MASS. TEMPS ON THE OUTER CAPE AND NANTUCKET LOOK
MARGINAL FOR SNOW ACCUMULATION. QPF/TEMPS/LIFT SUPPORT SNOW ACCUMS
OF MAXIMUM QPF TRANSLATION ACROSS THE REGION WITH HEAVIEST AMOUNTS IN CT-
RI AND ADJACENT MASS. HEAVIEST SNOW SHOULD BE LATE TUESDAY NIGHT
THROUGH EARLY AFTERNOON WEDNESDAY.


Am I being clear enough?

UserRemoved1
01-10-2011, 07:42 PM
we already knew that. It's gonna snow heavy tuesday night to wednesday.

rain/mix on the cape

you nerd guys :hee:

striperman36
01-10-2011, 07:45 PM
Without dendritic lift acting on the ambient QPF , during the bombogenisis inside the benchmark, you'd get nothing and like it!

UserRemoved1
01-10-2011, 07:47 PM
shoot man I want the snow. Snow now is good for herring in another 45 days

striperman36
01-10-2011, 07:52 PM
Only a few inches out your way. Nothing the Quigley can't handle.
Plug the block heater in though.

Raven
01-10-2011, 08:55 PM
the weather channel said 100% chance of snow

today its only 60%

my wife's taking the day off.... with pay

her 360 spin out had a disastrous effect
on her snow traveling confidence

striperman36
01-10-2011, 08:58 PM
the weather channel said 100% chance of snow

today its only 60%

my wife's taking the day off.... with pay

her 360 spin out had a disastrous effect
on her snow traveling confidence

you shouldn't be shootin out the tires anymore

Raven
01-10-2011, 09:39 PM
you shouldn't be shootin out the tires anymore


shhhhh thaT IS PRIVILEGED INTEL

striperman36
01-10-2011, 09:41 PM
I hear ya was a good shot...das all.

Raven
01-11-2011, 05:36 AM
...das all.
folks :grins:

RIROCKHOUND
01-11-2011, 07:50 AM
.SHORT TERM /6 PM THIS EVENING THROUGH 6 PM WEDNESDAY/...
LOW PRESSURE MOVES OUT OF THE GULF OF MEXICO TO OFFSHORE THE
CAROLINAS THIS MORNING...MOVING UP THE EAST COAST LATE TODAY.
EXCELLENT AGREEMENT AMONGST THE 00Z SUITE OF MODELS INDICATES THE
STORMS CENTER WILL PASS BETWEEN NANTUCKET AND THE 40/70 BENCHMARK.
THE 00Z NAM/ECMWF/GGEM/RGEM/UKMET ALL SHOW THE STORM MOVING OVER
NANTUCKET WHILE THE 00Z GFS HOLDS OUT WITH THE STORM PASSING OVER
THE BENCHMARK. LOOKS LIKE THIS IS A NORTHWESTWARD SHIFT FOR THE
MOST IF NOT ALL OF THE INTERNATIONAL MODELS WITH THIS RUN. SO WHILE
THE SHIFT HAS BEEN RECOGNIZED BY ALL BUT THE GFS...AM HESITANT TO
DISCOUNT EITHER THE GFS OR THE MOST NORTHWESTWARD NAM. MOST GRIDS
ARE BASED ON A STORM TRACK INSIDE THE BENCHMARK BUT STILL A BIT EAST
OF NANTUCKET.

THIS TRACK FAVORS HEAVY SNOW ACROSS MUCH OF THE AREA...THOUGH THERE
ARE TWO FACTORS THAT WILL LIMIT SNOW AMOUNTS IN A FEW LOCATIONS.
FIRST...THE MORE INTERIOR TRACK WILL ALLOW A PORTION OF SOUTHEAST
MASS TO DRY SLOT FOR A PERIOD OF TIME. RIGHT NOW...THIS LOOKS TO
HAPPEN FOR AT LEAST A COUPLE OF HOURS. THE OTHER CONCERN WILL BE ON
THE CAPE AND ISLANDS WHERE WARMER AIR IS LIKELY TO ALLOW A CHANGE TO
RAIN FOR A PERIOD OF TIME. THIS IS THEN WHERE WE HAVE THE MOST
UNCERTAINTY IN SNOW AMOUNTS. MODELS ALL INDICATE ABOUT AN INCH
OF QPF IN MOST LOCATIONS WITH HIGHER AMOUNTS UP TO ABOUT AN INCH AND
A HALF CONCENTRATED ROUGHLY IN THE AREA SOUTH AND EAST OF I-84 AND
I-495. THIS HAS TRANSLATED TO ABOUT A FOOT OF SNOW MOST OF THE AREA
/EXCEPT THE CAPE AND ISLANDS/ WITH AMOUNTS GREATER THAN 15 INCHES IN
CENTRAL MA AND PORTIONS OF EASTERN CT AND WESTERN RI.

likwid
01-11-2011, 07:53 AM
MY VOODOO IS STRONG

AND SIDEWAYS

http://weather.noaa.gov/pub/fax/PYAA02.gif

striperman36
01-11-2011, 07:54 AM
Global model
Earl's GIS Radar Site Overlays Page (http://wxcaster.com/gis-gfs-snow-overlays.php3?STATIONID=BOX)

And the local
NWS Taunton, MA - KBOX - Storm Total Snowfall Graphic (http://www.erh.noaa.gov/box/StormTotalSnow/)

striperman36
01-11-2011, 07:56 AM
MY VOODOO IS STRONG

AND SIDEWAYS



That's over Canada already!! 972's not bad.
Its also has an eye forming

RIROCKHOUND
01-11-2011, 07:56 AM
So, I'm somewhere between 5 and 14".
thanks :smash: :D:D:D

striperman36
01-11-2011, 07:58 AM
.SHORT TERM /6 PM THIS EVENING THROUGH 6 PM WEDNESDAY/...
LOW PRESSURE MOVES OUT OF THE GULF OF MEXICO TO OFFSHORE THE
CAROLINAS THIS MORNING...MOVING UP THE EAST COAST LATE TODAY.
EXCELLENT AGREEMENT AMONGST THE 00Z SUITE OF MODELS INDICATES THE
STORMS CENTER WILL PASS BETWEEN NANTUCKET AND THE 40/70 BENCHMARK.
THE 00Z NAM/ECMWF/GGEM/RGEM/UKMET ALL SHOW THE STORM MOVING OVER
NANTUCKET WHILE THE 00Z GFS HOLDS OUT WITH THE STORM PASSING OVER
THE BENCHMARK. LOOKS LIKE THIS IS A NORTHWESTWARD SHIFT FOR THE
MOST IF NOT ALL OF THE INTERNATIONAL MODELS WITH THIS RUN. SO WHILE
THE SHIFT HAS BEEN RECOGNIZED BY ALL BUT THE GFS...AM HESITANT TO
DISCOUNT EITHER THE GFS OR THE MOST NORTHWESTWARD NAM. MOST GRIDS
ARE BASED ON A STORM TRACK INSIDE THE BENCHMARK BUT STILL A BIT EAST
OF NANTUCKET.

THIS TRACK FAVORS HEAVY SNOW ACROSS MUCH OF THE AREA...THOUGH THERE
ARE TWO FACTORS THAT WILL LIMIT SNOW AMOUNTS IN A FEW LOCATIONS.
FIRST...THE MORE INTERIOR TRACK WILL ALLOW A PORTION OF SOUTHEAST
MASS TO DRY SLOT FOR A PERIOD OF TIME. RIGHT NOW...THIS LOOKS TO
HAPPEN FOR AT LEAST A COUPLE OF HOURS. THE OTHER CONCERN WILL BE ON
THE CAPE AND ISLANDS WHERE WARMER AIR IS LIKELY TO ALLOW A CHANGE TO
RAIN FOR A PERIOD OF TIME. THIS IS THEN WHERE WE HAVE THE MOST
UNCERTAINTY IN SNOW AMOUNTS. MODELS ALL INDICATE ABOUT AN INCH
OF QPF IN MOST LOCATIONS WITH HIGHER AMOUNTS UP TO ABOUT AN INCH AND
A HALF CONCENTRATED ROUGHLY IN THE AREA SOUTH AND EAST OF I-84 AND
I-495. THIS HAS TRANSLATED TO ABOUT A FOOT OF SNOW MOST OF THE AREA
/EXCEPT THE CAPE AND ISLANDS/ WITH AMOUNTS GREATER THAN 15 INCHES IN
CENTRAL MA AND PORTIONS OF EASTERN CT AND WESTERN RI.

Great reading in the morning. And amazingly almost all the models from last nights run agree!!
RUN TO THE SUPERMARKET!!!!!

striperman36
01-11-2011, 07:59 AM
So, I'm somewhere between 5 and 14".
thanks :smash: :D:D:D

Depending on what side of the island you live on..

:love:

RIROCKHOUND
01-11-2011, 08:03 AM
the funny thing is, PIemma always bitches about snow.
the purple 20" blob is right over his house in NW RI.

guess he does live in a dump zone.

Model agreement like that in September, and we'd all be evacuating.....

striperman36
01-11-2011, 08:05 AM
Well Bryan, I won't be coming to work tomorrow, so one less vehicle on 114.

likwid
01-11-2011, 08:21 AM
That's over Canada already!! 972's not bad.
Its also has an eye forming

psst look south.
1012 isn't anything to poopoo.
esp when the other one collides with it
and it peepees everywhere.

VOODOO I TELL YOU

RIROCKHOUND
01-11-2011, 08:39 AM
I'm only on Island on Fridays.

I moved off island a while back.

UserRemoved1
01-11-2011, 09:02 AM
I've heard of GFE but what's GFS

likwid
01-11-2011, 09:51 AM
I've heard of GFE but what's GFS

go f*** self instead of go f*** everyone

Raven
01-11-2011, 11:51 AM
new estimate for Boston is 9-15 inches

BigBo
01-11-2011, 12:02 PM
What's this like the end of the world or something? Yer all out of yer frikken minds!!!!!!!!!!!!:morons: :screwy: It's a little bit of snow. My grandson was doing his snow dance this morning. :rotf2:

likwid
01-11-2011, 12:04 PM
What's this like the end of the world or something? Yer all out of yer frikken minds!!!!!!!!!!!!:morons: :screwy: It's a little bit of snow. My grandson was doing his snow dance this morning. :rotf2:

Yes, we're all going to get covered in white crap.
Unfortunately not from Miami.

striperman36
01-11-2011, 12:27 PM
new estimate for Boston is 9-15 inches

GIS is 24-36

striperman36
01-11-2011, 12:28 PM
psst look south.
1012 isn't anything to poopoo.
esp when the other one collides with it
and it peepees everywhere.

VOODOO I TELL YOU

WHITE BREAD!!!!

striperman36
01-11-2011, 12:29 PM
I'm only on Island on Fridays.

I moved off island a while back.

Anthony's for lunch some time? I love that chourico chowder

JackK
01-11-2011, 12:30 PM
Just got an email from work that says there's a possibility of Thundersnow. Not quite sure what that is...

But it sounds awesome.

striperman36
01-11-2011, 12:32 PM
Thundersnow - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thundersnow)

winter thunder storm

Pete_G
01-11-2011, 12:33 PM
Anthony's for lunch some time? I love that chourico chowder

The Portuguese Fish Chowder really is incredible...

JackK
01-11-2011, 12:35 PM
Thundersnow - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thundersnow)

winter thunder storm

:rotf2:

I was expecting to get this one...

Thundersnow (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=thundersnow)

striperman36
01-11-2011, 12:36 PM
thats nebe's line :biglaugh:

RIROCKHOUND
01-11-2011, 12:40 PM
Anthony's for lunch some time? I love that chourico chowder

let me rephrase.
I'm on island around 7a to drop my son off at my parents and around 5p to p/u. could do coffee or beer before or after sometime.

striperman36
01-11-2011, 04:32 PM
let me rephrase.
I'm on island around 7a to drop my son off at my parents and around 5p to p/u. could do coffee or beer before or after sometime.

Okay. Lunch is out then.... Have to wait till the striper season starts up again.

UserRemoved1
01-11-2011, 05:07 PM
Try Girl Friend Experience :rotf2:

go f*** self instead of go f*** everyone

likwid
01-11-2011, 06:45 PM
Try Girl Friend Experience :rotf2:

Nebe claims he offers that but I'm still skeptical.

striperman36
01-11-2011, 06:50 PM
Nebe claims he offers that but I'm still skeptical.

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