Need a new front page photo / story!!!

Ice fishing, salmon, whatever - something fishing...

I guess we all need to go fishing to help you out. What kind of story you need? How we trespassed on private property, caught some stripers, then had to run from the 5/0 and barely escaped over the fence in time to catch the last train outta dodge? All while trippin on acid having the fish tell us which direction to run? Sorry, I'm used to a different forum lol.