Okay the new thing my wife is making me do is every time I make a negative comment (which is alot) I need to think of 4 positive comments. This is pissing me off today

You're looking at this all wrong.

There's "say"

And there's "think"

What you say is on the record. What you think is yours alone.

Just lie.

-spence

Okay the new thing my wife is making me do is every time I make a negative comment (which is alot) I need to think of 4 positive comments. This is pissing me off today

There's one right there. you owe all of SB four nice babe of the week pics

Don't be such a negative Nancy .. Listen to your wife ,,, They're smarter than us ,, we're more primal .. :humpty:

Here are some hot fishing girls

LOL Eddie, listen to my wife

I like Redfishin!!

What a great idea. Go ahead Bob get cranky....

every time I make a negative comment (which is alot)

This is pissing me off today

And you're gonna throw J. under the bus???? Count your blessings.... relationships aren't easy, but you do have a keeper... Given your general dislike of humans, this might not be a bad thing for you....:grins:

I'm sure she is just tired of listening to me complain

Turn it around on her. Every time she says no, she has to say yes 4 times. :hihi:
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I'm with Nebe.. reverse psychology?.. double reverse it back..
( this was tried... once...briefly, on me.. she survived it, barely... she was outplayed.. )
and like NF said, your basic dislike of humans, will not allow you to change...
you is...who you is.

:uhuh:

No? Gimme 4 yesses NOW.
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she's absolutely Right
because Negativity attracts Nothing but more negativity

the more positive you treat every situation the better it becomes
because your now open to solutions

FAULT finding is an exact LACK of Vitamin "k"

Vitamin K is typically never mentioned (ever)
because it's not available in Pill form

it's basically anything GREEN as in dark green lettuce
Parsley, spinach... full of chlorophyll

so tell your wife she needs to make more SALAD
then kiss her neck while she's making it
and ask her softly if it was on sale.

Just tell her you're positive this is a stupid idea.....

Okay the new thing my wife is making me do is every time I make a negative comment (which is alot) I need to think of 4 positive comments. This is pissing me off today

Can we bait you into making negative comments on facebook :rolleyes::rolleyes::rotf2:

Just tell her you're positive this is a stupid idea.....

BRILLIANT!
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I am lucky if I have 4 positive things to say a week

Funnie stuff. :hihi:

Bob, maybe you could start a Negative Anonymous group
in your area. :D

Can you imagine the conversations at the break? :rotf2:

Funnie stuff. :hihi:

Bob, maybe you could start a Negative Anonymous group
in your area. :D

Can you imagine the conversations at the break? :rotf2:
One grumble at a time. :hihi:
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I've had dealings with the negative side of life.
From Debbie Downer, Bobby Bummer or Capt Complainer and Whiney Boy.

4 positive things?

"Honey, you're not looking as fat as you used to!" :smash:
"Wow, this almost tastes as good as the restauraunt we ate at!" :yak5:
"I reaaly appreciate how well you do my laundry, even after that "accident" I had in my waders." :fishin:
"Sure your parents can visit, as long as they don't mind the guys coming over to watch the playoffs?" :bgi:

Of course these may result in you being banished to the sofa, but at least you can think positive thoughts!:biglaugh:

I'm positive those are four great pictures you posted. As long as you keep posting four positive pictures a day your quota is filled. Great Job.

Can we bait you into making negative comments on facebook :rolleyes::rolleyes::rotf2:

No because she monitors what I post, I feel like a little kid.

I just need to keep my mouth shut

wow

Don't mean to spoil the surprise but you can't win. You can check with Capesams about my wife beating the crap out of me.
Just don't let him embellish it.

YouTube - Kelly's Heroes Oddball - Negative Waves (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuStsFW4EmQ)

LOL. Great movie. if I had a dollar every time someone said that to me. Negativity must run in the gene pool. I should be getting royalties from that film.