Raven
02-05-2011, 11:44 AM
Did Phillip Fart?
And he probably does all the time. What the heck, he's almost ninety (b. June 10, 1921),
and at that age you don't hold anything back even if you wanted to.
What do you think?
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/image001.jpg
The expressions are priceless!
Look at the Queen's face!
A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while.
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true!
We must never forget
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, right?
And he probably does all the time. What the heck, he's almost ninety (b. June 10, 1921),
and at that age you don't hold anything back even if you wanted to.
What do you think?
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/image001.jpg
The expressions are priceless!
Look at the Queen's face!
A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while.
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true!
We must never forget
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, right?