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SOME NEW TOWNS IN IRAQ......
US Central Intelligence has discovered SOME NEW TOWNS...

1. Wherz-Myroof
2. Mykamel-Izded
3. Ocrap-Disisabad
4. Waddi-El-Izgowinon
5. Pleez-Ztopdis
6. Kizz-Yerbutt-Goodbi
7. Ikantstan-Disnomore
8. Wha-Tahek-Wazi-Tinkin
9. Myturbin-Izburnin

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The US has issued a most-wanted list in the form of a deck of playing cards. Saddam is the ace of spades.

The other cards are for these other senior members of the toppled Iraqi government. They include:


M'Balz Es-Hari
Grabbir Boubi
Haid D'Salaami
Hous Bin Pharteen
I-Bin Pharteen
I-Zheet M'Drurz
Shaif Hirboush
Al-Suq Akweer
Mustaf Herod Apyur Poupr
Awan Afuqya
Yul Strokheet Al-Wauch
Apul Madeek-Aoud
Yuliqa M'Diq
Uwana M'Diq
Usuqa M'Diq

BTW - I'm not that creative. These names were from a classic Robert DeNiro opening monologue on SNL.