wader-dad
04-14-2011, 01:47 PM
A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.
Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.
The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.
Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.
Hookedagain
04-14-2011, 02:06 PM
Chefchris...don't pass out in front of your buddies....
PaulS
04-14-2011, 02:14 PM
It can happen to anyone.
"Dr. I fell on it by accident. It was a one in a million shot"
fishbones
04-14-2011, 03:00 PM
It can happen to anyone.
"Dr. I fell on it by accident. It was a one in a million shot"
The Fusilli Jerry. One of the best Seinfeld's ever.:rotf2:
chefchris401
04-14-2011, 04:34 PM
this happens all the time in our industry. :shocked:
the story your talking about was on 1000 ways to die tv show.
also dont set them down in tidal pools that have seagull/comarant poop in them, makes the eels die almost instantly
Slingah
04-14-2011, 05:01 PM
I saw this show......YEEEOOOOOOOOOW
River Monsters : Candiru Catfish : Animal Planet (http://animal.discovery.com/fish/river-monsters/candiru-catfish/)
Sea of Atlas
04-14-2011, 10:54 PM
That was from last year like this one
Odd - News - Eel 'crawls up fishmonger's bottom' - Digital Spy (http://www.digitalspy.com/odd/news/a255839/eel-crawls-up-fishmongers-bottom.html)
Sundowner
04-15-2011, 12:07 AM
ya heard the one about the horny woman, live lobster and a lighter?
MarkB
04-15-2011, 12:09 AM
Always be the last one to pass out.
toaster816
04-15-2011, 09:33 AM
Keestering eels is a very effective way to transport snakes from spot to spot. Also makes a good boga sheath.
Rappin Mikey
04-15-2011, 09:49 AM
That sounds like the work of Redlite!
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