So,
I invited a retired marine over and set him up with a BB gun and opened a hatch, from one of the best movie quote ever "and the baby bear said, someone's been sleeping in my bed and the bastards still there....he he he... and Goldilocks had a remington semi-auto matic....... with a scope and a hair trigger (" that's not the way it goes") and that was the end "ha ha ha" of the threeeeeee... bears!!!!" The bastard wasn't there!!!

So I opened the Airstream and jumped in with an old hockey stick and found that he made a new hole in the floor and escaped a couple days ago...

Next time buddy....

i had one break into the basement for an overnighter a few years ago. he trashed the place and crapped everywhere. i went at him with a 2x4 and evicted him w/ gusto. the damned smell lasted a month