Mr. Sandman
07-17-2011, 07:10 PM
:humpty:Ok... I know what you are thinking but this happened on my boat last Friday night.... This is not a Penthouse story and I will keep this clean.
I docked my boat this year in a more public place this year. I stop by every day usually multiple times a day if I am not out on it as I live close by. Most of you know where I live. This time of year it is a very active place and there is lot of consumption of various adult beverages as well as other recreational drugs. It must be the moon phase because the last couple nights has been rather active here. I was offshore for an extended period and returned on Friday morning at 2:30am. I went to bed early on Friday evening as I was going to head out again on Sat morning just for a few hours to see if I could catch the reported school tuna that were near shore. I woke up refreshed after a 10 hour deep sleep and headed down to the boat at 5:00am to prep the boat. When I got there I noticed a few footprints on the deck. Now I know when I left it the deck was spotless as I was admiring my cleaning work. I had put up the dodger in the bow as it was wet and I wanted it to dry out and I had the cushions on the casting platform. This is a comfortable place to crash on a nice night or relax while in port.
I usually remove all this when I go fishing. As I started to remove the cushions I found a woman's earring. Later a mans ball cap as well as some other things that indicated a couple was on board last night and doing things that well , could be considered questionable in public. Anyway I was going fishing with a friend and I prepared the boat. On my way out I kept thinking who would do this....Maybe it was one of my teenage kids. I text-ed my wife on the way out and asked them to ask the kid if they or any of their friends were on board. They both swore they were not.
The next day I spoke to a woman on the boat next to me (a transient boat that was there for several days) and I asked her if she saw anyone on my boat the other night. Her eyes bugged out and with an emphatic YES! she went on to describe what was quite eye opening event. They had 4 people sleeping on their boat one was in the cockpit and she said it was a live and rather loud sex show at 2:00am. It seems after the bars closed this couple stumbled down the dock and decided to board my boat and hook-up as it were under my bow dodger . It is rather spacious under there but from what I gathered they were also engaged in the open deck which attracted a crowd of drunken onlookers on the adjacent walkway who were cheering and hollowing. The lady said it was unreal what they were doing. I had the pilothouse door locked and nothing was stolen or damaged. I asked the woman who was overhearing the entire even why she did not call the police or the harbormaster. She thought it might be the owner of the boat!!! (me!) I told her...well maybe 30 years ago but my behavior is much more subdued now.
I reported it to the harbormaster and he said this has not happened in many years that he knew about but in the last week this was the second public sex act reported. The last one was on the hood of a car. (they were arrested.)
Anyway, this kind of links back to the why one carries guns on board thread. I am thinking of setting up a cozy love nest then sleeping down below, and when they board...I will institute justice on the spot. :devil2:
PS: I disinfected the entire craft...Oh, and I did catch a nice school tuna within sight of land and was home by 1:00 so it was a fun day on the water
I docked my boat this year in a more public place this year. I stop by every day usually multiple times a day if I am not out on it as I live close by. Most of you know where I live. This time of year it is a very active place and there is lot of consumption of various adult beverages as well as other recreational drugs. It must be the moon phase because the last couple nights has been rather active here. I was offshore for an extended period and returned on Friday morning at 2:30am. I went to bed early on Friday evening as I was going to head out again on Sat morning just for a few hours to see if I could catch the reported school tuna that were near shore. I woke up refreshed after a 10 hour deep sleep and headed down to the boat at 5:00am to prep the boat. When I got there I noticed a few footprints on the deck. Now I know when I left it the deck was spotless as I was admiring my cleaning work. I had put up the dodger in the bow as it was wet and I wanted it to dry out and I had the cushions on the casting platform. This is a comfortable place to crash on a nice night or relax while in port.
I usually remove all this when I go fishing. As I started to remove the cushions I found a woman's earring. Later a mans ball cap as well as some other things that indicated a couple was on board last night and doing things that well , could be considered questionable in public. Anyway I was going fishing with a friend and I prepared the boat. On my way out I kept thinking who would do this....Maybe it was one of my teenage kids. I text-ed my wife on the way out and asked them to ask the kid if they or any of their friends were on board. They both swore they were not.
The next day I spoke to a woman on the boat next to me (a transient boat that was there for several days) and I asked her if she saw anyone on my boat the other night. Her eyes bugged out and with an emphatic YES! she went on to describe what was quite eye opening event. They had 4 people sleeping on their boat one was in the cockpit and she said it was a live and rather loud sex show at 2:00am. It seems after the bars closed this couple stumbled down the dock and decided to board my boat and hook-up as it were under my bow dodger . It is rather spacious under there but from what I gathered they were also engaged in the open deck which attracted a crowd of drunken onlookers on the adjacent walkway who were cheering and hollowing. The lady said it was unreal what they were doing. I had the pilothouse door locked and nothing was stolen or damaged. I asked the woman who was overhearing the entire even why she did not call the police or the harbormaster. She thought it might be the owner of the boat!!! (me!) I told her...well maybe 30 years ago but my behavior is much more subdued now.
I reported it to the harbormaster and he said this has not happened in many years that he knew about but in the last week this was the second public sex act reported. The last one was on the hood of a car. (they were arrested.)
Anyway, this kind of links back to the why one carries guns on board thread. I am thinking of setting up a cozy love nest then sleeping down below, and when they board...I will institute justice on the spot. :devil2:
PS: I disinfected the entire craft...Oh, and I did catch a nice school tuna within sight of land and was home by 1:00 so it was a fun day on the water