"The Government today announced that it is changing the national emblem from an eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the governments political stance.

A condom allows inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed."



Found the above on another site. Pretty accurate.

"The Government today announced that it is changing the national emblem from an eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the governments political stance.

A condom allows inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed."



Found the above on another site. Pretty accurate.

Yup.