I was eating lunch on the 20th of
February with my 10-year-old
Granddaughter and I asked her, "What day
is tomorrow?";
She said "It's President's Day!"

She is a smart kid.
I asked "What does President's Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about
Washington or Lincoln ... etc.

She replied,"President's Day is when
President Obama steps out of
the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have
one more year of unemployment."

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts
out your nose.

From the mouths of Babes...

Stealing that one it's too funny.....