Driver rams into 'Booze it & Lose it' unit | CharlotteObserver.com & The Charlotte Observer Newspaper (http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2011/12/04/2826485/driver-rams-into-the-booze-it.html#ixzz1fcYwFFVO)

Epic fail :smash:

also MAJOR FAIL

Astonishing accident involving eight Ferraris 'world's most expensive car crash' - Telegraph (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/news/8934718/Astonishing-accident-involving-eight-Ferraris-worlds-most-expensive-car-crash.html)

Door to Door breast exams

FAIL :rotf2:

Phillip Winikoff gets year in jail for pretending to be doc offering breast exams | wtsp.com (http://www.wtsp.com/news/florida/article/224017/19/Fake-breast-exam-doc-gets-year-in-jail)

EPIC FAIL :D

Pa. Man Fakes Mom's Obit to Get Time Off | NBC Philadelphia (http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Man-Fakes-Moms-Obit-to-Get-Time-Off-135347278.html)

FAIL

Thief Injured Attempting To Steal Copper Wire From School CBS Miami (http://miami.cbslocal.com/2011/12/16/thief-injured-attempting-to-steal-copper-wire-from-school/)

watch the video LOL :smash:

Police: Man Celebrated 45th Birthday With $283 Worth Of Food Stuffed In Pants CBS Charlotte (http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2011/12/19/police-salisbury-man-celebrated-45th-birthday-with-283-worth-of-food-stuffed-in-pants/)

"Broadway had allegedly duct taped the sweat pants around his ankles to keep the food from falling out" :rotf2:

"While walking to his car, police noticed food dropping from his pants, which Broadway allegedly kicked underneath cars. As police detained Broadway, they began to pat him down and discovered that food coming from the fly section of his jeans. Coming from his fly were eight bags of shrimp, eight rib-eye steaks, a package of smoked turkey and an undisclosed number of baby back ribs. "

2011 dumbazz of the year right there LOL that must have been funny.

FAIL but good try :D

Deputies: Man returned to beer after bank robbery - Yahoo! News (http://news.yahoo.com/deputies-man-returned-beer-bank-robbery-105014656.html)

A for effort :hee:

Fail.

Lexington man charged with making a fake $1 million bill and trying to spend it | JournalNow.com (http://www2.journalnow.com/news/2011/dec/31/wsmain01-lexington-man-charged-with-making-a-fake--ar-1765473/)