I heard Kim Jong Il employed several Penthouse Pets and Playboy models as concubines. I wonder if little Kim Jong Il gets them, or if they call it day, and come back to the U.S.A.?
Sure, you could characterize them as prostitutes, but at least they didn't contribute to the wide-spread starvation problem North Korea has. All those women eat is scooped out bagels and vitamin water.
Good luck to those b_tches at the airport on their way out. I got a feeling they are going to be searched pretty thoroughly.