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Raider Ronnie
02-14-2012, 03:13 PM
Ok I'll start it off.


What's 6 inches long and won't be getting sucked on for Valentines day ?








Whitney's crack pipe

tysdad115
02-14-2012, 03:19 PM
Q: What did Whitney Houston and Apollo 13 have in common?
A: A major crack problem

There's going to be a huge line outside Whitney Houston's funeral next week.Which coincidentally is what killed her.

Whitney's last 2 big hits were the crack pipe and the floor

Swimmer
02-14-2012, 03:39 PM
What was her biggest hit? Her last one!

Raven
02-14-2012, 07:16 PM
What mushrooms did she eat - Full Video - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC3pwaVBj2g&feature=related)

the point
02-14-2012, 09:26 PM
:rotf2:

Raider Ronnie
02-14-2012, 10:47 PM
Whitney's newest movie

Raider Ronnie
02-14-2012, 10:56 PM
They held a candle light vigil for Whitney in her home town of Newark NJ

chefchris401
02-15-2012, 01:26 AM
I guess she'll always be...

Waiting to Exhale
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chefchris401
02-15-2012, 01:27 AM
She beat Bobby Brown to death.
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chefchris401
02-15-2012, 01:29 AM
What's pink and sits on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's valentines cards
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chefchris401
02-15-2012, 01:35 AM
Whitney Houston ended her life the same way she ended her songs.

On a high note
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chefchris401
02-15-2012, 01:41 AM
What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can hit 50
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chefchris401
02-15-2012, 01:47 AM
Live from Beverly Hills Hospital’s life support division.


Whitney Houston un-plugged.
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Tagger
02-15-2012, 08:35 AM
What mushrooms did she eat - Full Video - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC3pwaVBj2g&feature=related)

I know that feeling ... ya brains never the same after that .

spence
02-15-2012, 09:56 AM
This thread is sad.
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RIROCKHOUND
02-15-2012, 10:55 AM
This thread is sad.
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I have to agree, and I'm far from a Houston fan.

Raider Ronnie
02-15-2012, 10:56 AM
This thread is sad.
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Oh. Poor Whitney the junkie who pissed her life away !
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tysdad115
02-15-2012, 11:06 AM
Actually the sad part is she was able to get a prescription for drugs, and she was a struggling addict that's deplorable. She mixed booze and narcotics a definite no no. At one time she was a very talented singer, a long time ago. Its sad the way she died.
This thread was jokes..and they are funny.

G. S. Mayka
02-15-2012, 11:25 AM
The people posting these jokes and the people who think they are funny are really sad and are without class.

tysdad115
02-15-2012, 11:39 AM
The people posting these jokes and the people who think they are funny are really sad and are without class.

And they are my friends! We're a sick lot I guess. :rotf2:

the point
02-15-2012, 11:44 AM
And they are my friends! We're a sick lot I guess. :rotf2:

:buds:

Raider Ronnie
02-15-2012, 12:02 PM
The people posting these jokes and the people who think they are funny are really sad and are without class.

No what's really sad is the Moonbats out in California will no doubt send her doctor to prison for her dying.
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G. S. Mayka
02-15-2012, 12:03 PM
GOOD GUESS!!!

nightfighter
02-15-2012, 02:22 PM
Back in the eighties, when I was a trader on Wall St, there would be a pool for the best joke before the opening.... Some were extremely good, some distastful, but the pot was sizable. I was amazed at how quickly they came out, sometimes before the body was cold....

That was then. I've lost any appreciation for them in this case.....I;m getting old i guess.

Squid kids Dad
02-15-2012, 11:54 PM
In my opinion this whole thread is in very poor taste!!!!!!!!!!