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chefchris401
02-16-2012, 08:09 PM
Kate Upton Dancing - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFfbXJovNDE&feature=youtube_gdata_player)

chefchris401
02-16-2012, 08:13 PM
Kate Upton - Sobe Staring Contest - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwM4fborwJk&feature=youtube_gdata_player)
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chefchris401
02-16-2012, 08:18 PM
Kate Upton SI - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kajx4er_ZFA&feature=youtube_gdata_player)
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Mr. Sandman
02-17-2012, 01:21 PM
She has a rockin body... Chef, I like the painted-on suit

Kate Upton Slow Motion - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=cxEujZdBORs)

Swimmer
02-17-2012, 02:48 PM
I find it interesting no one had heard of her until she marketed herself on YOUBUBE I mean YOUTUBE, and now she is famous. They look real as well.

Raider Ronnie
02-17-2012, 03:39 PM
Lots of sag for a 19 year old.
Won't look so good when she gets to Giada's age.
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Joe
02-17-2012, 04:48 PM
YouTube is viable vehicle for achieving a level of fame and has been for sometime.
A lot of people who believe in the old-media axiom that fame is a result of media outlet's power, and it cannot be nurtured organically, tend to minimize it, but obviously, they are wrong.
The proof is staring you right in the face. She achieved a level of fame via YouTube. It is an undeniable, established fact.
Things have changed.

PRBuzz
02-17-2012, 05:18 PM
I think I found out what happened to Salty, check out the makeup artist in this clip (for those of you that don't want to look a sagging, bouncing 33D's, the artist is about 1/2 way through):

Bikini sensation Kate Upton Rocks the World - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K8a4-WkXT4)

Another:

Kate Upton: Swimsuit Superstar! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_772392&src_vid=_K8a4-WkXT4&v=U62stubaal4)

spence
02-17-2012, 05:30 PM
Lots of sag for a 19 year old.
Won't look so good when she gets to Giada's age.
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You're just used to looking at fake breasts.
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Raider Ronnie
02-17-2012, 06:01 PM
You're just used to looking at fake breasts.
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No

Joe
02-17-2012, 08:04 PM
Lots of sag for a 19 year old.
Won't look so good when she gets to Giada's age.
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Of course not, Giada is goddess. It would be unrealistic and unfair to draw comparisons.

Sea Dangles
02-18-2012, 08:26 AM
RR,large breasts don't defy gravity,just look at how they flow when she walks. Giada has a nose like a witch but I could get past that. No question on who I would bang first,youthful exuberance wins out every time.

Saltheart
02-18-2012, 08:53 AM
3 cheers for the guy who invented body paint!! :)

Mr. Sandman
02-18-2012, 10:18 AM
3 cheers for the guy who invented body paint!! :)

HERE HERE!! (that is the coolest stuff going, it must be torture to paint a body like that)


PRbuzz : YOU ARE RIGHT!

Salty Bugger has a new day job! He also looks like that guy on auction hunters.

Raider Ronnie
02-18-2012, 11:49 AM
RR,large breasts don't defy gravity,just look at how they flow when she walks. Giada has a nose like a witch but I could get past that. No question on who I would bang first,youthful exuberance wins out every time.



Back to my point. She's only 19
By the time she reaches Giada's age. They will be on the floor.
As for youthful exuberance most experts say males reach reach sexual height @ 18
Women closer to 40. :-p
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Sea Dangles
02-18-2012, 01:45 PM
Giada is more the warm milk type.Although attractive,you always have the caveat,for her age.I'm not trying to tell the future here but I know Kate Upton is an absolute smokeshow and Giada looks good for her age.There is no senario where I would choose her over Kate.

Raider Ronnie
02-18-2012, 02:35 PM
Giada is more the warm milk type.Although attractive,you always have the caveat,for her age.I'm not trying to tell the future here but I know Kate Upton is an absolute smokeshow and Giada looks good for her age.There is no senario where I would choose her over Kate.



No scenario ?
Not even the fact that Giada you would definitely be fed a LOT better !
I tend to think practical.

spence
02-18-2012, 04:25 PM
I tend to think practical.
No, your thinking is completely irrational.

-spence

PaulS
02-18-2012, 04:46 PM
I gotta go watch the dougie dance.

Joe
02-19-2012, 12:54 AM
She's 19 Year Old Girl - I'm a 48 year old man. Not that it matters, it's not like it's going to happen even in my dreams. But it's just not experience that would be good for how I felt about myself. It's got nothing to do with her.
Giada's a fascinating woman. The experience of spending a night with her would enrich my life immeasurably.

ProfessorM
02-19-2012, 09:35 AM
I wouldn't care if she could boil water or count to 10 but alas I'll bet she could care less about a short Irish 54 year old machinist so I'll just watch her strut. Oh baby

Bob Seger Her Strut - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qbeIwn5jR8)

bassballer
02-20-2012, 08:49 AM
IF it was kate or Giada i wouldnt even look twice in Giada direction. No amount of Biscotti or lasagna could sway that decision. Its a no brainer. Kate is delicious.

Mr. Sandman
02-20-2012, 10:21 AM
No question Kate. Girls didn't look like that when I was 19...what the hell happened!?!

PaulS
02-20-2012, 10:29 AM
No question Kate. Girls didn't look like that when I was 19...what the hell happened!?!

steroids in cow milk.

zacs
02-20-2012, 10:48 AM
anyone that wants to ban those needs to watch this video a few times.

i say put MORE steroids in milk!

Mr. Sandman
02-20-2012, 11:49 AM
Steroids are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Swimmer
02-20-2012, 01:52 PM
RaiderRonnie, if your worried about what gravity will do to the young lady's accessories, there are great doctors out there wo can HANDLE that.

zacs
02-20-2012, 02:16 PM
i agree, the moment any flaws start to show, she can get them lifted right back up...

but for now let us bask in all of their jiggly glory!

Mr. Sandman
02-20-2012, 03:31 PM
Don't forget, she is wearing a painted on bathing suit in that one video. Not much in the way of support. It is pretty remarkable. I could not imagine being nineteen and dating a package like that. "Hey Mom/Dad this is Kate, we are going down to the beach and won't be back for dinner tonight....see ya " :)

Hey 19!..........
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Columbian
Make tonight a wonderful thing ;)

Raider Ronnie
02-20-2012, 03:46 PM
RaiderRonnie, if your worried about what gravity will do to the young lady's accessories, there are great doctors out there wo can HANDLE that.

Don't think Giada has needed the doctors help.
Someone should dig up some pictures of Giada when she was 19
Also. Being Italian myself I'm a firm believer in sticking with your own kind.
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PaulS
02-20-2012, 06:12 PM
If she would go out w/you, you always drop her when she starts to sag and pick up a 20 year old.

Sea Dangles
02-21-2012, 08:07 AM
Don't think Giada has needed the doctors help.
Someone should dig up some pictures of Giada when she was 19
Also. Being Italian myself I'm a firm believer in sticking with your own kind.
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So you held out for a girl with a stache that can make pasta, instead of a girl that makes your pants jump around?

The Dad Fisherman
02-21-2012, 08:27 AM
Good to see a model with some meat on her bones and curves in all the right areas......I think she's pretty effin' smokin'

and if gravity comes into play when she gets older....well....I guess I'll have to take one for the team then. :rolleyes:

tysdad115
02-21-2012, 09:58 AM
Clearly there's only one way to settle this debate. Some poor, daring soul has the shag both of them. Simaltaneously or seperate..you decide. Any volunteers ?

RIROCKHOUND
02-21-2012, 09:58 AM
I've seen most of you guys before... arguing 'would you' with Kate Upton and giada is like arguing, well I'd only catch the next record 82lb bass on a 1" fly and 6 test... no I'll only catch it on a 2" fly and 8lb test...

niether seems very likely.. now does it.....

The Dad Fisherman
02-21-2012, 10:47 AM
But everytime you headed out to try it, you would think you'd be coming back with that 82 lb'er though.

and you never know...Does She Drink? :hee:

RIROCKHOUND
02-21-2012, 10:56 AM
But everytime you headed out to try it, you would think you'd be coming back with that 82 lb'er though.

and you never know...Does She Drink? :hee:

For your sake... I hope like a 200lb sailor x 2.....

JohnR
02-21-2012, 11:06 AM
But everytime you headed out to try it, you would think you'd be coming back with that 82 lb'er though.

and you never know...Does She Drink? :hee:

For your sake... I hope like a 200lb sailor x 2.....


:rotf2:

PaulS
02-21-2012, 12:09 PM
arguing 'would you' with Kate Upton and giada

neither seems very likely.. now does it.....

if we don't have fantasy, what do we have?

Saltheart
02-21-2012, 01:35 PM
I think I can...I think I can...I think I can....:)

The Dad Fisherman
02-21-2012, 01:42 PM
if we don't have fantasy, what do we have?

An Abnormally High Divorce Rate :huh:

Bob Thomas
02-21-2012, 05:31 PM
For crying out loud people...Kate is someone's daughter! Speaking about that anyone have pics of her mother or a sister maybe? Might be interesting ;) ;)

Boy she is hot!
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PRBuzz
02-21-2012, 05:53 PM
Here's why G rules:

"Giada De Laurentiis’ Relationship Advice: Downplay Your Success and Treat Men Like Kings"

bassballer
02-23-2012, 10:44 AM
ID WEAR KATES ASS AS A HAT

Raider Ronnie
02-23-2012, 10:52 AM
Here's why G rules:

"Giada De Laurentiis’ Relationship Advice: Downplay Your Success and Treat Men Like Kings"



Italian women know their place.
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RIROCKHOUND
02-23-2012, 11:02 AM
Italian women know their place.
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1950 called, they want their mindset back....

fishbones
02-23-2012, 12:42 PM
1950 called, they want their mindset back....

I don't think Raider Ron has been to Italy recently. The women there are very independent and very forward :love:.

RIROCKHOUND
02-23-2012, 12:49 PM
I don't think Raider Ron has been to Italy recently. The women there are very independent and very forward :love:.

My wife's 1/2 Italian... guess the other half doesn't know her place.... actually, her place is in charge.. otherwise I'd be even more of a mess than I already am... :smash:

The Dad Fisherman
02-23-2012, 01:00 PM
Anybody want to forward that comment off to RR's wife....she should be quite understanding if she knows her place :bl:

Raider Ronnie
02-23-2012, 01:54 PM
Anybody want to forward that comment off to RR's wife....she should be quite understanding if she knows her place :bl:

Good luck with forwarding to my wife. Only time she goes near a computer is for checking emails about kids school & sports activities.
You guys can go back to your Honey do lists.
I'm all set in my 1950s way of life.
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chefchris401
02-23-2012, 02:18 PM
Italian women know their place.
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Yeah in the kitchen
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Mr. Sandman
02-23-2012, 02:19 PM
GD seems very nice but has a few imperfections. For one, she has a nose like a parrots beak! Next time you see here on TV look at her profile. This need to be fixed! Second, she is married to a guy named Todd. Also she is now kind of old to be called a hottie. Yeah she is cute but Kate is way hotter in every dept. She ooozes sex from all angles, again, when I was 19, no girl looked like that.

chefchris401
02-23-2012, 02:33 PM
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flyvice11787
02-23-2012, 03:01 PM
At this time, I'd like to nominate Chef Chris for president :D :kewl:
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02-23-2012, 03:31 PM
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02-23-2012, 03:31 PM
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fishbones
02-23-2012, 03:39 PM
As my old friend O'Neil Davis used to say "I'd eff that so hard she'd have twins!"

Sea Dangles
02-23-2012, 03:41 PM
2nd

Bob Thomas
02-23-2012, 04:04 PM
Why can't I zoom in?!? Why can't I zoom in damnit!!!!!!!!!
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The Dad Fisherman
02-23-2012, 04:17 PM
:smokin:

Joe
02-23-2012, 05:08 PM
Giadia descends from nobility. The what the "De Laurentiis" clan is - there's many variations of it throughout Europe: Lawrence, St. Laurence, etc. The "De" is the equivalent to "Van or Von," indicating nobility in Germany, Autstria, Alsace Lorraine, etc,
Most of the Italians that are in America today, descended from the peasant class, just like the Irish. People didn't pack up and leave Europe unless they were broke and starving or being persecuted.

chefchris401
02-23-2012, 06:15 PM
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Body paint

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Kate Upton trying to grab a c@&k, I mean rooster

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piemma
02-24-2012, 07:43 AM
Does she like old guys with money? I'm an old guy. I have some money.:jump1:

RIROCKHOUND
02-24-2012, 08:30 AM
Does she like old guys with money? I'm an old guy. I have some money.:jump1:

You'd have a coronary before you were able to get it out.... :rotf2:

piemma
02-24-2012, 09:08 AM
You'd have a coronary before you were able to get it out.... :rotf2:

You're correct but, hell, let me try!!!!

Sea Dangles
02-24-2012, 09:38 AM
Raider DeRonnie?
I don't suppose so.

Mr. Sandman
02-24-2012, 03:55 PM
Nobility??? who cares. You Italians crank me up. Who cares where ancestors are from. I certainly don't .
She is not pretty because she is Italian.

fishbones
02-24-2012, 03:56 PM
Nobility??? who cares. You Italians crank me up. Who cares where ancestors are from. I certainly don't ,

I'm with you. I like bouncy boobs and a nice butt.

Mr. Sandman
02-24-2012, 04:01 PM
This suit is insane...body paint

piemma
02-24-2012, 04:08 PM
Nobility??? who cares. You Italians crank me up. Who cares where ancestors are from. I certainly don't .
She is not pretty because she is Italian.

No you are right. She is pretty because she has big tits and a nice ass.

TheSpecialist
02-24-2012, 04:08 PM
There is a slight resemblance to Anna Nicole in some of those pics, but on a way hotter scale.

piemma
02-24-2012, 04:13 PM
There is a slight resemblance to Anna Nicole in some of those pics, but on a way hotter scale.

Good call!!!

fishbones
05-01-2012, 02:47 PM
More Kate.

Kate Upton- Cat Daddy - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCUnWIs88CQ&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresults%3Fsear ch_query%3Dkate%2Bupton%2Bcat%2Bdaddy%26oq%3Dkate% 2Bupton%2Bcat%2Bdaddy%26aq%3Df%26aqi%3D%26aql%3D%2 6gs_l%3Dyoutube.3...3689.10796.0.11139.23.23.1.5.5 .0.64.933.17.17.0).

Sundowner
05-03-2012, 10:40 AM
after watching those videos, I think I just peed a little

striper50trout
05-03-2012, 01:49 PM
Thats not pee