Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is
planning to do one entitled: "Survivor, Texas-Style!"

The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas ,
then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio .
Then over to Houston and down to Brownsville .
They will proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso ,
Odessa, Midland , Lubbock , and Amarillo .
From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth .
Finally back to Dallas .

Each will be driving a pink Prius with bumper stickers that reads:

1 "I'm a Democrat"
2 "Amnesty for Illegals"
3 "I love the Dixie Chicks"
4 "Boycott Beef"
5 "I Voted for Obama"
6 "George Strait Sucks"
7 "Re-elect Obama in 2012"
and...
8 "I'm here to confiscate your guns"

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

That was good. The MA version would be shorter - you drive to South Boston with a "Unions Suck" bumper sticker or 'God hates the Irish" and a Yankees hat.

bout sums it up....

What I Like About Texas (HD) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvu4nKdLWX8&feature=related)

Reminds me of the Top Gear UK US Road Trip.

One of the "challenges" while they were in Alabama was to decorate each others cars in a way most likely to get them killed. "Man Love Rules OK", "Country and Western is Rubbish", and "Hillary Clinton for President" and "NASCAR Sucks" were the weapons of choice painted on the cars.

Extra: "Top Gear" in Alabama - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jG0D2nRGrQ)