well the moral of story is alway's shut the bathroom door
because some BEAR out there might think it's not so polite. :rotf2:

read the article and put in your own Moral of the story

World News - Grabbed from the 'throne': Man on camping trip survives outhouse bear attack (http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/23/11836543-grabbed-from-the-throne-man-on-camping-trip-survives-outhouse-bear-attack?lite)

For some reason that story reminds me of The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner,the moral of that story is NOT what to do when a bird sh!ts on you.

Close the door.