View Full Version : What...Is The Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?


The Dad Fisherman
07-12-2012, 08:50 PM
Well...I bet its less that 75 MPH...:hihi:

Told the wife I got her a new Hood Ornament :hee:

Should have seen the look on the Guards Face when I drove on Base this morning...

tysdad115
07-12-2012, 09:10 PM
I'm thinking its a plover. Peta will be on you tomorrow! Squirrel!
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JohnR
07-12-2012, 09:58 PM
Clearly that swallow is laden.

Raven
07-12-2012, 10:00 PM
he's not dead
he's just hitchin a ride

iamskippy
07-12-2012, 10:09 PM
I thought this was a monte python reference, nice kill shot
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Nebe
07-12-2012, 10:45 PM
Osama bin laden
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PRBuzz
07-13-2012, 06:12 AM
Looks like a robin?

The Dad Fisherman
07-13-2012, 07:07 AM
It Is...but the joke doesn't work as well :hee:

chefchris401
07-13-2012, 08:04 AM
Tis but a scratch
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The Dad Fisherman
07-13-2012, 08:06 AM
When I went to pry it off it said "I'm Not Dead yet"

JackK
07-13-2012, 08:08 AM
He's just resting.

The Dad Fisherman
07-13-2012, 08:30 AM
Pining for the Fiords...

FishermanTim
07-13-2012, 09:46 AM
You beat me to that one "dad".

He's not dead, he's just resting!

or

It was testing a new migration method for the fall???

JohnR
07-13-2012, 09:58 AM
Is that an African or European car?

Bass Nut
07-13-2012, 02:15 PM
That is an Ex-Parrot!

The Dad Fisherman
07-13-2012, 02:25 PM
Pining for the Fiords...

Maybe I should have said Pining for the Fords

blondterror
07-13-2012, 04:01 PM
Buzz is right... that be a robin hitchin a ride...

JohnR
07-13-2012, 05:32 PM
Sir, Robin?

iamskippy
07-13-2012, 09:46 PM
Is that an African or European car?

They dont migrate those from Africa.
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Jackbass
07-20-2012, 04:50 AM
So you expect me to believe a 3 oz swallow carried a 1 pound coconut by the husk from temperate regions. It just doesn't make any sense.
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Jackbass
07-20-2012, 04:54 AM
Sir, Robin?
I soiled my armor
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iamskippy
07-20-2012, 10:11 AM
I fart in your general direction!
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Raven
07-20-2012, 10:50 AM
how windy was it?

Jackbass
07-20-2012, 11:34 AM
I fart in your general direction!
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Your Father was a hamster and your mother smelled of Elderberries. You silly English Knig hit
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iamskippy
07-20-2012, 02:56 PM
Ni