I can't believe I'm posting this but what the hell here I go. Legally separated with my own place now and I had a girl come up to me at a club where my friends were playing live that said she wanted to talk with me and get to know me better!! At first I thought it was a joke and one of my friends there but her up to it. She was cute and in her early 30's. I had no game and I actually think it worked in my favor. :smash: Anyways, got a date with her tomorrow and I haven't been out on a first date in over 10 years!! Wish me luck boys!!! :love::rotf2::rotf2::rotf2:

Good luck!:devil2:

Be yourself. That's all you gotta do.
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I figured you guys would have fun with this thread!! I feel like a 20 something again. I'll post pics later! :rotf2::rotf2::rotf2:

This will be a great one to follow - all of us old married guys will be able to live vicariously through you! Have fun.

think with your brain....not the other thing

think with your brain....not the other thing


What's this other thing you talk about? It hasn't seen any good action in years!! I'll behave....................:devil2:

good luck man.

have to start somewhere, better to have a few akward dates now.

you can always offer her a roofiecoolatta or ask her if this rag smells like chloroform if the date goes bad.

Wrap that Rascal :hihi:

Don't forget to take measurements. Got to make sure she's a keeper.

think with your brain....not the other thing

She is obviously interested in the other thing

Don't forget to take measurements. Got to make sure she's a keeper.

:rotf2:

Keep Em coming guys!! Love it!!! Also, I love how you guys assume I'm going to get lucky or attempt to jump her on the first date!!! LMAO
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Oh I just noticed my Marcia Marcia Marcia signature!! Great!!
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Keep Em coming guys!! Love it!!! Also, I love how you guys assume I'm going to get lucky or attempt to jump her on the first date!!! LMAO
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just so you know, the girls/women now dont need 3 dates before the first kiss type stuff like they did when you were younger Jon.

most chicks are dtf

We want pictures.

Good luck!

think with your brain....not the other thing

Forget that get a little. :-) this is the first one in ten years so have fun and don't get too hung up on it.
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Let's help MarsCappa with qualifying questions to ask his date.
Do you know how to clean fish?
D
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Dutch treat?

Good luck ! Just make sure it's not like the scene from "The Crying Game" , sometimes if it seems too good to be true it is. This "chick" is obviously trolling for something.

remember, its 2012 now, make sure you videotape everything and post to the web!

Wanna kill a good date?? Talk too much about your "X"!!! My advice is enjoy your date, discuss your situation with your "X" as little as possible. Do not dwell on it. Good luck Cappa and enjoy!:uhuh:

There once was a man named Skinner
Who took a woman to dinner
At quarter past nine it was in her
Not the dinner, but the Skinner!

Enjoy your "date"

As someone who only dated beautiful woman, PM me if you have any questions.

Make sure you update Facebook about the whole thing

Make sure you update Facebook about the whole thing

Make sure you update your FB profile BEFORE she has a chance to check you out! Ooooops too late.:rotf2:

Dont ask master baiters for advice.

I remember my first date after leaving the x. The moment our eyes met, there was an instant spark between us and she dropped to the ground. As we made love behind a park bench, I knew right away that the tazer I just bought was a great purchase!!
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Wanna kill a good date?? Talk too much about your "X"!!! My advice is enjoy your date, discuss your situation with your "X" as little as possible. Do not dwell on it. Good luck Cappa and enjoy!:uhuh:


Great advice Larry and thanks!! We have spoken on the phone and as a matter of full disclosure I was honest about my situation. In other words I gave her an out and wouldn't blame her. She's still interested. I'm thinking there are a fair amount of immature guys in her age bracket. A few miles and experience can go a long way I guess.
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She is obviously interested in the other thing
Much more fun to make them wait, leading them on just a little.... Drives them crazy!

Oh I just noticed my Marcia Marcia Marcia signature!! Great!!
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That's been up since the Cutty trip. Has she figured out you're a little slow?:rotf2:

Wanna kill a good date?? Talk too much about your "X"!!! My advice is enjoy your date, discuss your situation with your "X" as little as possible. Do not dwell on it. Good luck Cappa and enjoy!:uhuh:

This is really good advice

YOU'RE LIKE THIS BIG #^&#^&#^&#^&ING BEAR WITH THESE BIG FREAKIN CLAWS AND SHES JUST THIS LITTLE BUNNY MAN AND YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO TEAR APART THE BUNNY CUZ YOUR CLAWS ARE SO #^&#^&#^&#^&ING BIG

20$ says she's a tranny....


j/k that is jealousy talking! good luck!

Dont ask master baiters for advice.

Disregard my previous post apparently.
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Definitely honesty is best up front but don't dwell. Lay all your cards on the table. I did with my wife Angie....right up front I told her what was what.......12 years later we are still together....married the last 5 years!! Best of luck John!:uhuh:

As someone who only dated beautiful woman, PM me if you have any questions.

Paul your wife have an account here?

I figured you guys would have fun with this thread!! I feel like a 20 something again. I'll post pics later! :rotf2::rotf2::rotf2:

Taking pics might not say the right thing. Just saying.
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Definitely honesty is best up front but don't dwell. Lay all your cards on the table. I did with my wife Angie....right up front I told her what was what.......12 years later we are still together....married the last 5 years!! Best of luck John!:uhuh:

There may have been too much honesty this morning ;).
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need someone to tag along and look like a complete ass so you look better.. If so I got Bassmaster's number.

[QUOTE=nightfighter;973007]Much more fun to make them wait, leading them on just a little.... Drives crazy

Girls these days will go through there phone at 1am looking for a booty call if they didn't get any
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Oh yeah don't forget to do the finger test!!! You don't want bait breath!
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20$ says she's a tranny....


j/k that is jealousy talking! good luck!

Lmfao! We watched a co-worker from another office make out with one on the dance floor at a club in Vegas about 10 years ago. It's all good! People stop making jokes after about a year. Lol
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I she's up for anal on the first date walk away...(In the morning ;)
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^ LOL!!!!^
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I she's up for anal on the first date walk away...(In the morning ;)
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And not bowlegged!:smash::rotf2:

Someone delete this thread. If this crap is going through his head while he's on his date (which it will:rotf2:) it could be disastrous for him.

I she's up for anal on the first date walk away...(In the morning ;)
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Whats your take on the Dirty Sanchez or the Rusty Trombone :shocked:

If the bay runs red... Fish the mud hole instead.
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If the bay runs red... Fish the mud hole instead.
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Lmao
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I figured you guys would have fun with this thread!! I feel like a 20 something again. I'll post pics later! :rotf2::rotf2::rotf2:

Hey I know we just met but..... Pose for me.
Not good first date etiquette..lol
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Oh yeah don't forget to do the finger test!!! You don't want bait breath!
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You got ten fingers and only one @&*#...you can afford to lose a finger.
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Holy #^&#^&#^&#^&, I just realized this was a fishing website.

-spence

Lmfao! We watched a co-worker from another office make out with one on the dance floor at a club in Vegas about 10 years ago. It's all good! People stop making jokes after about a year. Lol
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Be yourself. That's all you gotta do.
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I've been there... this is the best advise anyone could ever give you...good luck..

Might want to rub one out before you go so you don't have a premature "accident"
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Lmfao!It's all good! People stop making jokes after about a year. Lol
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speak for yourself....... hermaphrodite :rotf2:

Dude, are you on FB? You would've had a date a long time ago if you were. What do you think I'm doing on there every single minute of the day for? lol

Good luck man. Just be yourself and try to make her comfortable in her own skin...

[QUOTE=nightfighter;973007]Much more fun to make them wait, leading them on just a little.... Drives crazy

Girls these days will go through there phone at 1am looking for a booty call if they didn't get any
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This is all so true, so very true...

How to impress a girl - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6fkgvVfB2k&feature=youtu.be)

Freakin priceless guys!! I'm laugh my arse off this morning going through some of these ridiculous and hilarious comments. This should be a pretty tame evening by most of your standards!! Thanks guys!!!!
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I can't imagine going thru all that again. My only advice (which is no better than anyone's else s opinion) is to just be honest.

Remember what Popeye said: "I yam what i yam and that's all that I yam"

Best of luck

Tell her you founded an orphange in Haiti.

or an animal hospital for abandoned animals.

The only advice I can offer is to try this. It didn't work for the guy on Seinfeld, but I've had lots of success with this move.

Seinfeld Clip - He Took It Out - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpwJE5DEk7U)

Tell her you founded an orphange in Haiti.

No picking on my buddy Lenny
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Make sure you hold the door open for her

It will give you a good chance to check out her butt.

sometime you have to go to extreme lengths. I just destroyed a girl with this...

A piece by Rob Bartolini. "I win"

A simple "like" on a comment
A sincere friend request ensued
A beautiful girl from my hometown
This was all that I knew.

I threw the first punch
You were quick to strike back
With humor, high-intellect, good looks...
I was thrilled to be under your attack.

A battle was born and you would not back down
You stood your ground, you knew I'd come around
...This beautiful, spicey girl from my hometown.

You did not have me at hello
But you do hold all of the world within
Two simple words spoken, they locked me in
And you repeated to speak them confidently, "I win."

And later on that night as I struggled to sleep
I know you were resting comfortably in your bed with a smile on your face,
knowing that the war you had been invited to, was the same war that you had already won

11:49am

BAM!

MC ..... no worries , she be on you in a hot beat ................they want it more than ever & they arn,t afraid to go for it ;;


I miss my wife everyday / married 36 years ....so I was scared #^&#^&#^&#^& to even think about it .add that I had prostate cancer & they took all the good stuff ;;

But every woman but one ...that I,ve dated &&&&&& there has been a few >>>>>>> are SOOOOOOOOOOO fu ckin horny >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Its too easy ><><><>,:buds::buds::buds::buds:

Well, I opted for the gym instead of flogging the dolphin. At this point I'd probably want to fall asleep after a flogging and at least the gym has some other benefits. I won't be kissing and telling but I'll post a general summary later. And don't worry I won't be posting every time I have a date. I just figured being the first in a long time would entertain some of you sick F&*%^cks!! Some classic comments here for sure and in some sick way you guys will be on this encounter with me. Well, here goes nothing..........................

Have fun!
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Soooo, it's 8:00 anybody think he got laid yet?
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no pictures yet?

Listen up all of you.....



Every divorced guy I know loves yahoo personals, because 90 % of them are in the same boat as you, they just want to go out for dinner , get laid and go home. Thats it no relationships because they already had one.

Go Marcia!
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YouTube (http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=0Ep_35qLFbo&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D0Ep_35qLFbo)
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Billy,s Right

Match >com & Plenty of Fish .......... ya can be anthing ya want to be on line .... && when you meet her .if you have been telling the truth ,,,photo, job, actions , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> YOU PASSED.

They want the same thing .....

Heard it everytime ... #$%^&*( 77 du78uiskj ,o ..... Wow . you really are like you are on line ..... every other word really is #^&#^&#^&#^& .
&&&& you are nuts ..>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My place or yours or the car ><><<><:devil2:

doesn't have to amount to anything really

unless its MUTUAL "Love @ 1rst Sight "

past curfew & has not reported IN :love:

Alright you sick bunch of pervs I'm back home from an absolute wonderful evening. She's a really pretty south shore Irish girl and somehow this half italian/portuguese slug hit it off with her. Very classy lady. I broke the ice nicely by pouring oyster juice all down the front of my shirt on the 3rd oyster in. She got a good long laugh out of that! We took in a couple of bands in the area and I drove her back to her car. After that well let's just say there's going to be another date. Did I mention she's really pretty? I'm a sucker for petite blondes! Sorry old habits are hard to break!! Anyways one of the places we were at a woman came up to us and said that she looked exactly like Monica Potter of the show Parenthood. We googled her and she is a dead on ringer. Not too shabby! I'm very happy to come out of the gate with a nice date like that. Feeling good about myself and ready for the next chapter. Thanks for making me laugh here guys, it's helped a lot!!

Monica Potter - IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005321/)

Please tell me you watched the clip I put up 😁
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oH oH .iRISH gIRL >>>>>> did she to go a catholic school ?????????????

:rotf2:

Glad it was a good time John.
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A 2nd date, wishing you even better luck...with your MP look-alike.

wear a gopro next time PLEASE!!

wear a gopro next time PLEASE!!

:rotf2:


I'll give you mine for an evening, comes with both chest or head mount harnesses and Wi-fi. You can upload real-time to sb.com if you are in a hotspot, ooops that is wi-fi hotspot:rotf2:

wow. you have a LOt to look forward to... enjoy the holidays and your new girl friend... the hunt is the best part...

She better let you go to Cutty!

Have fun John, this thread is funny, thanks for the laughs

She better let you go to Cutty!
better yet, bring her along :hihi:

>>>>>> did she to go a catholic school ?????????????:rotf2:

I dated a catholic school girl. ended up in the Keys with her. we all know how that turned out :rollem:

Glad you had a good night MC

better yet, bring her along :hihi:

Well played, Slip :rotf2:

Glad to hear you ignored every bit of advice and you had a great time.

tell us where you're going out to next time. We'll work out the rest

Please tell me you watched the clip I put up 😁
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Absolute classic!!

better yet, bring her along :hihi:

God that would be scary!!

Don't give it up on the first date, she'll never respect you later.

For future reference....watch a couple of episodes of Duck Dynasty....follow Phil's advice.....just don't ask her if she likes squirrel brains.

I dated a catholic school girl.MC

Me too mine moved to San Fran to pursue a career in Lesbionics
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What that first date cost you?

What that first date cost you?


Not bad about $100 total going to 3 different places.
No dinner just apps and a couple of drinks. I paid for everything but she offered to buy the drinks at the 2 other places we went too. The amount is meaningless too me though because of what it did for my ego. It's been years since I've been with someone that was interested, laughed and let her guard down a little.

How did I miss this?! :rotf2:
Good for you Cappa!....

Just don't tell her Ernie's credit card receipt story on the next date, and you'll be fine.
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when was her Birthday?

day and month , year not important

Good for you buddy....

Me too mine moved to San Fran to pursue a career in Lesbionics
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That's friggin' hilarious. mine did the same except she moved to Boulder. But I enjoyed the time we spent together when she was "confused"

confused is good ....sometimes great ><>< X 2 ><>><:love:

Mine is still living in the beach house, with her 'state of confusion'

Great opportunity Marcia! Great thread :rotf2:

Tomorrow night would be a great night to get your second date in! Who can resist Pats MNF !

Tomorrow night would be a great night to get your second date in! Who can resist Pats MNF !

I hear there a gathering down @Hooters for MNF, might be time to introduce her to the SB gang (or not)!:rotf2:

I hear there a gathering down @Hooters for MNF, might be time to introduce her to the SB gang (or not)!:rotf2:
All rumors! See you guys there lol



Tomorrow night would be a great night to get your second date in! Who can resist Pats MNF !

:wave:

Dolphin gets flogged for date #2 'Fo SHo!!!