Start by saying:
I was a Novice, Now I'm a pro..

While staring at the picture continue to repeat:

I'm a PRO, I'm a PRO, I'm a ...

when you hear the words "afghanistan banana stand" you will go directly to your hottest fishing spot without further delay.
apon arriving you will smell the salt air and then at the count of three ,you shall awake and remember nothing and feel just fine.:D