View Full Version : I am still waiting for the green job revolution he


Mr. Sandman
04-09-2013, 08:59 AM
promised in is 1st bid for election.

Jobs are in the crapper and many have given up even looking. That last jobs report had a lot of people scratching their head.


This was passed on to me recently...

John Smith started the day early having set his alarmclock
(MADE IN JAPAN )
for 6 am ..


While his coffeepot

(MADE IN CHINA )

was perking, he shaved with his

electric razor

(MADE IN HONG KONG )

He put on a

dress shirt

(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),

designer jeans

(MADE IN SINGAPORE )

and

tennis shoes

(MADE IN KOREA )

After cooking his breakfast in his new

electric skillet

(MADE IN INDIA )

he sat down with his

calculator

(MADE IN MEXICO )

to see how much he could spend today. After setting his

watch

(MADE IN TAIWAN )

to the radio

(MADE IN INDIA )

he got in his car

(MADE IN GERMANY )

filled it with GAS

(from Saudi Arabia )

and continued his search

for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging

and fruitless day

checking his

Computer

(made in MALAYSIA ),

John decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals

(MADE IN BRAZIL ),

poured himself a glass of

wine

(MADE IN FRANCE )

and turned on his

TV

(MADE IN INDONESIA ),

and then wondered why he can't

find a good paying job

in AMERICA

AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT

MADE IN KENYA



Hows that hope and change working for ya?

Raven
04-09-2013, 12:29 PM
it's raining rose petals
and Mrs Obama is dancing
to the stars.

JohnnyD
04-09-2013, 12:32 PM
I'm still waiting for my health insurance costs to go down $2500 as promised.