CAT? (Maine Coon here)

well we do........
sum beotch is costin us plenty in can food
untill.......
i came up with a RAVENATION of Protocol

Now i leave it in the can and watch him eat
the second he's satisfied.... i take the can and
throw it in a food saver bag and vacume out the air.
(at this time the can's been open less than 5 minutes...)

this brings the gravy/juices back to the surface
and its just as fresh the very next day...

with this method:
i get three openings or 3 days from the same can with zero

refusals due to the not fresh enough (finicky) attitude.. :btu:

Shotgun

it's the wife's surrogate child
so........
not nice to kill the BABY.... :hs:

tried telling her DO NOT feed the dammed cat
in the middle of the night
she says "WHY? he's Hungry" !!

i said BECAUSE then...he's smart enough to learn
that if i wakem up i get fed.....
and your "TRAINING" him to do that
so....
he tried that last night at 1:00 am
and i grabbed that pesky lil basstid
and locked him upstairs (his domain)
for the night.... :sleeps:

Funny!
Daughter in law cat ruled the roost until the two kids, now it's "what cat?",,,
I buy a present and send it Xmas card each yr for a joke,,,

Comes in again at 1,,, give it a cold shower,,, learn that! :devil2:

i wanna hurl water baloons.... :uhuh:

funny story: about a second story apartment house
we co-owned.... long time ago

it was two much hassle to have two cats and have to go up
or down a flight of stairs to let them in or out each time..

so i built a ramp from our second story window over to the PORCH ROOF
and now they had a way to come and go as they pleased...

it was a great idea UNTIL some other neigborhood cats saw them do
the trick and the next thing we know cats are fighting in the house

so, i set up a command post and filled 24 balloons with water until they
almost wanted to burst and waited with binoculars for these bastids

i had balloon stations on each corner with six @ the ready for them.

Oh what fun it was to watch them ever so carefully sneak over
doing everything possible NOT to be seen... but i saw them coming

they'd stop to peer around the corner and it was B.().M.B.S away
after they each got soaked they never came back

one cat got hit but the cats soft fur body kept the balloon from breaking
so as the balloon wiggled madly the cat freaks out and claws it only
to drench his own face anyways after making it burst. Right about then
the second one hit with perfection for a double whammy

LOL,,, funny stuff, thanks, Gup

Your new avatar!

oh i hate pink with a passion
good on plugs maybe and dainty flowers
but that's IT
blondes think it makes them look pretty :point: YUK

Lmao
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