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Duke41
07-09-2013, 04:03 PM
School Field Trip Tour of Slaughterhouse Traumatizes Children



OMAHA, Neb. (Newsweak.com Exclusive) — Eighteen grade 5 students of Mavis Beacon Elementary School are undergoing counseling after a school field trip visit to a beef slaughterhouse. The children reportedly were horrified to see how cows were processed into beef. Some of the students vomited, and most cried.

Their teacher, Maxwell Barnes, faces disciplinary action for organizing the school field trip. “I didn’t see anything wrong with it.” Barnes stated. “Earlier this year we had a field trip to a chocolate factory. Kids have a curiosity about where their food comes from. I don’t think there should be anything wrong with showing them where meat comes from.”

The children were escorted through the facility from the loading bay, where cattle enter the building, through to the stunning process where the animals receive a pneumatic bolt to the brain, rendering them brain dead. “Some of the kids started crying then.” said slaughterhouse foreman Dan Smith. “We told them it was all a natural part of how beef is made and ends up in yummy hamburgers, but that didn’t seem to help much.”

The field trip then went awry after the brain dead animals were chained up by their back legs and then cut into to be bled to death. “I saw one little boy throw up.” Smith said. “And then after that there was screaming and running and all these other kids throwing up all over the place. We tried to calm them down but it was out of control by then. These kids were just freaked out, they didn’t even finish the tour.”

WESTPORTMAFIA
07-09-2013, 04:20 PM
Lmao! What an A-hole!
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Nebe
07-09-2013, 04:20 PM
Dang
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WESTPORTMAFIA
07-09-2013, 04:21 PM
But don't the parents have to sign permission slips for their kids to go on a field trip?
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Jackbass
07-09-2013, 04:35 PM
I just decided I am going to be a strict Vaginatarian from now on.
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fishsmith
07-09-2013, 04:43 PM
This was a South Park episode. They're always ahead of the times :)
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RIROCKHOUND
07-09-2013, 05:50 PM
This is from the Onion, right?

spence
07-09-2013, 05:57 PM
I believe it is satire.
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WESTPORTMAFIA
07-09-2013, 05:58 PM
I just decided I am going to be a strict Vaginatarian from now on.
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Don't want to ask what you were before you decided this! Lol
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Saltheart
07-09-2013, 07:34 PM
Teacher needs to be fired then put into an insane asylum for observation. He can't see the difference between 5th graders going to a chocolate factory and a slaughter house!! ??

The Dad Fisherman
07-09-2013, 09:17 PM
Newsweak.com
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Nebe
07-09-2013, 09:30 PM
Newsweak.com
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You sly fox! There is hope for humanity yet!
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Swimmer
07-10-2013, 11:15 AM
It hapened in Nebraska where no sheep are safe in winter, probably ever.
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If they were high schoolers, yes. I think its absurd to think it appropriate for children that age to observe these practices, even if they lived on farms, but probably
don't. Wonder what they had for lunch.

Mr. Sandman
07-10-2013, 11:54 AM
Sounds like an msnbc segment...

JohnR
07-14-2013, 12:27 PM
I smell a turd