This being the grumpy old pharts forum, my complaint is about fishing with old pharts. Lately all I've done is tie knots, help with fish, take pics of the old bastages catching bigger than me etc..its clearly interfering with my fishing. At least my photo skills are improving ,too bad the subjects are so damn ugly. I need a new wide angle lense to accomodate their gargatuan heads. I do learn a ton from these old salts though and we seem to have more fun than we should , so maybe I'll keep riding these chumps coat tails..:rotf2:

you poor thing .... feel better soon...

Christ Andy, how old are these guys you're fishing with? Aren't you in your mid 60's? If you consider them old, they must be like John R's age or something. At that age, they should put on their depends and sit in a chair on the beach and soak bait for a couple hours before heading to the early bird special for dinner.

They are older than dirt itself.

They are older than dirt itself.

They must be almost as old as Seamule. But probably don't have the flatulence problem that he has.

Glad to see this isn't about me.

Glad to see this isn't about me.
Not at all..only a few esteemed individuals here. And its all in sarcastic tone.

But then who will take you fishing when you reach that plateau???:biglaugh:

Thats easy, I'll still be riding my son's coat tails too..at that point he'll be complaining about fishing with old guys!

Thats easy, I'll still be riding my son's coat tails too..at that point he'll be complaining about fishing with old guys!

He fishes with one now!
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Christ Andy, how old are these guys you're fishing with? Aren't you in your mid 60's? .

What's so freak n old about mid 60's. :fury:,,,, :)
That's me and I'm just get n started! :devil2:

He fishes with one now!
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To him we're all old as dirt!
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LMFAO:rotf2::rotf2:




:fishin::jump1:

you'll see one day sonny
wait til you need glasses to read or tie knots
I'm surprised your lens didn't break


oh ya, didn't we cover this this morning? :smash:

I probably won't even make my mid sixties. But I already have a flatulance thing. Reluctant to call
It a problem cause I am usually grumpy, not a big fan of people and its one way I can get rid of most of em.
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Andrew I resemble those remarks, and so should the funny hair guy.
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^^^ Says the WOOD guy who fished EELS this morning!! Your not exempt my friend!
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Andrew I resemble those remarks, and so should the funny hair guy.
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Funny hair guy..awesome.
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What's so freak n old about mid 60's. :fury:,,,, :)
That's me and I'm just get n started! :devil2:

i resemble that remark....

but i was thinkin :think: that there should be
a personal one man mini porta-potty built into
the old man bait soakin fishin chair :grins:

i resemble that remark....

but i was thinkin :think: that there should be
a personal one man mini porta-potty built into
the old man bait soakin fishin chair :grins:

Hey Craig, thats an idea for the Vineyard, sitting on the beach, dont feel like driving to the lighthouse or the bridge at the Kennedy car wash. I could borrow from one of the geezers where my mother lives.
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Funny hair guy..awesome.
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Actually he has a pretty good head of hair for some his age
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I know what you mean Andy. Got to keep an eye on them so they don't fall in or fall down and hurt themselves. So glad I'm not old.

Hey Craig, thats an idea for the Vineyard, sitting on the beach, dont feel like driving to the lighthouse or the bridge at the Kennedy car wash. I could borrow from one of the geezers where my mother lives.
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There must be at least one member of the White Bucket Brigade willing to loan you their bucket for a good cause? :)
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I know what you mean Andy. Got to keep an eye on them so they don't fall in or fall down and hurt themselves. So glad I'm not old.

Or tear a calf muscle or something silly like that. :uhuh::rotf2:

"Eff you Skippy"..haha
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"Eff you Skippy"..haha
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You got away with that one on your BDay ol man! Thats critters love poetry for me! Lol
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Got to keep an eye on them so they don't fall in or fall down and hurt themselves. So glad I'm not old.

LOL P., the fallin down is the easy part, it's the gettin up that can kill ya. :hihi:

just don't fall on your reel and break it snapping it clean of at the reel seat, that can be expensive :hidin:

glad I'm not old too Paul

must be wearing life alert or ya can't fish

50's are the new 30's...:)

just don't fall on your reel and break it snapping it clean of at the reel seat, that can be expensive :hidin:

glad I'm not old too Paul

Or step in a hole while wading, falling forward into the water and giving up your favorite 15yr old
Lamiglas and Shimanno reel to King Neptune. :smash: But then again when that happened I was only 73, the new 60, AH. :hihi:

To funny Dave.

Paul Cheats
HE uses ZAPPA
to stay young :uhuh:

Paul Cheats
HE uses ZAPPA
to stay young :uhuh:

Unfortunately frank never got old.
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