Two men sitting on a park bench...

guy 1:
"I love Obama because now I can get health care even though I am unemployed."

guy 2 asks:

" Why are you unemployed?"

guy 1 responds:

"I got laid off because my employer can't afford to pay for Obamacare"

LOL
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I heard Obama called Red Sox manager after the World Series win , not to congratulate on the win but for advice on how to go from worse to first !
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what drink is like Obama?
said guy two

guy one
Black Russian ?

This story involves the police department in the small hill country town of Fredericksburg, TX, who reported finding a man’s body last Saturday in the early evening in the Pedernales River near the state highway-87 bridge. The dead man’s name would not be released until his family had been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting “someone” in Kerrville. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, 10 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 2 1/2 inch false eyelashes and an Obama T-shirt.

The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

Thanks, I needed a good laugh. :btu:

Chuckle,, snicker, chortle, Lol
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Lots of Laughs....:)