I was watching TV the other day when a hugely horrible moment in my life occurred. As I sat there watching Gilligan's Island , I saw Ginger first and thought , Oh Yeah!. Then Mary Ann came out and I thought , double oh yeah. Well then the horrible moment happened. Mrs. Howell came out and I thought , she looks pretty good too! My heart sank as the realization set in that I was now old enough to find Mrs. Howell attractive. :( :shocked: . I swear if it wasn't over half an hours drive I'd have driven down to jump off the Newport Bridge. What a bummer moment in the process of getting old !

I want to swear to everyone right now that if I ever turn on the Beverly Hillbillies Show and find myself attracted to Granny I will immediately take that ride to Newport!! :(

Granny?
she's invisible next to Ellie Mae

I want to swear to everyone right now that if I ever turn on the Beverly Hillbillies Show and find myself attracted to Granny I will immediately take that ride to Newport!! :(

At least she will liqour you up with her Rhuematiz Medicine before she Hog Ties you and has her way with ya :hihi:

Well, she ain't fat, kinda spry and gets all wound up! I kin hear her squealing now.

at least with Mary-anne you can hang on to the pigtails for dear life

Hahahahahaha!!!!!
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What's that?

-spence

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What's that?

-spence

Spence , you need to get out more! :)

Hint , the G stands for Grandma's or Grannies

Granny?
she's invisible next to Ellie Mae


Just googled Ellie Mae (Donna Douglas)
She's 80 years old now.
Wow, I feel old !

at least with granny sex
they don't want to get married

Boy I did not sense anything wrong the other day when you came by.......other than the wooden whiskey barrel you had strapped on the roof of your car and all the coconut cream pies in the back seat......and the sailor cap you were wearing? Other than that all seemed normal?? LOL!

Hahahaha


And Spence referes to them as Geriatrics ...

silver fox

SH...You should really like this then:rotf2:

maybe MSNBC could fashion a law about this :rotflmao:
considering there's a time your too old to drive an automobile
there's also a time your too old to wear a BIKINI too

Many older women are eager to please, but unfortunatley a lot of them do not keep up up with the latest woman area grooming trends. My suggestion if you really want to get with an older woman is to keep the action above the neck line.

This thread is living proof that the Winter Shack Nasties have set in !

:nopics:

Or bring a razor or clippers.....


Many older women are eager to please, but unfortunatley a lot of them do not keep up up with the latest woman area grooming trends. My suggestion if you really want to get with an older woman is to keep the action above the neck line.
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Or bring a razor or clippers.....



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That's more work than I'm prepared to undertake. I heard a story about a guy on this site who "groomed" his girlfriend and it didn't go so well. It does make for a great story, though.:rotf2:

SH, that story is soooo funnie and unfortunately true. :hihi:
It all starts when women in their 50's start calling you sir. :D

Dawn Wells (mary ann) has aged ok...I think she is 75 now. Ginger is a little rough but She is 79!

http://www.today.com/entertainment/dawn-wells-turns-74-question-remains-ginger-or-mary-ann-1C6547688

Oh my! Ginger does look rough! Imagine being 79 and looking even older than you really are! :(

SH...You should really like this then:rotf2:

:rotf2::rotf2::rotf2:... that thing needs a belt!!

Dawn Wells (mary ann) has aged ok...I think she is 75 now. Ginger is a little rough but She is 79!

http://www.today.com/entertainment/dawn-wells-turns-74-question-remains-ginger-or-mary-ann-1C6547688

Dawn Wells was on a recent episode of Chopped on the Food Network. She looked her age and then some.

Gilligan Island beauties - that's funny. We just have the benefit of a broader range of appreciation with age.

Just stay away from "The Golden Girls"!!!!

I don't want to hear let alone think about anyone jonesing for Bea Arthur, Betty White or even Estel Geddy.:smash:

:rotf2::rotf2::rotf2:... that thing needs a belt!!

Probably a diaper too:rotf2:

SH...You should really like this then:rotf2:

And she is only 47. That Florida sun really takes it out on your body:rotf2:

Many older women are eager to please, but unfortunatley a lot of them do not keep up up with the latest woman area grooming trends. My suggestion if you really want to get with an older woman is to keep the action above the neck line.

solid advice