View Full Version : Apps that don't exist.... but wish they did


jonserfish
12-06-2013, 10:12 PM
an oyster sh#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&g app.

I got a hankering for a raw bar

or work clone app

lets hear some suggestions, who knows maybe sb will get rich with a good idea...... like the pet rock !

jonserfish
12-06-2013, 10:12 PM
wow it edited shuc king

The Dad Fisherman
12-06-2013, 11:12 PM
The "Add an Hour" App.....need more time In the day.....there's an app for that.
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Redsoxticket
12-06-2013, 11:15 PM
Interactive multi-player fishing app. featuring tournament mode. This app will be available in 5 years to coincide with the collapse of the striper. The cost is $30 with all proceeds going to buy back commercial fishing vessels and charter boats that show financial hardship.
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JohnR
12-06-2013, 11:43 PM
The Anti-Backlashing App

puppet
12-07-2013, 07:50 AM
A remove the idiots from around me app.

I would find this app most useful when driving on the highway and eating in resturants.

This app would be a modern marvel.
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rphud
12-07-2013, 08:13 AM
Targeted EMP app. So I can blow up all those devices running apps that everybody uses while driving the Pike in the morning. Probably blow up their engine controls right after I light up their phone. Last incident was a the driver of an 18 wheel fuel truck texting while driving. Blow me up some Laser guns too!

Raven
12-07-2013, 08:19 AM
The "Add an Hour" App.....need more time In the day.....there's an app for that.
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think in minutes instead of hours!

if there was a sexy broad with big boobs
standing behind you with hot breath and
a stop watch your heart might beat faster :rotf2:

ivanputski
12-07-2013, 08:40 AM
*the "pin-point the most select eels in the tank at the shop" App...

* The "auto-pilot drive me home after fishing because i"m a zombie" app

* The "You're getting waaay too close and about to mug me loud speaker" app

* The "Predator - vision see exactly where the fish are, color coded by weight-class" App

* The "energy drink / caffeine breathalyzer" App..(Lets you know when you have reached the critical limit of energy drinks)

* to be continued...

chrisjoe13
12-07-2013, 08:42 AM
another for you Pete:

*cloaking devise for my car/truck

ivanputski
12-07-2013, 08:59 AM
ooh... good one! i like getting skunked in peace!

nightfighter
12-07-2013, 09:16 AM
The one and only time I had the better half fishing on the boat, 4-5 years ago, I was into the dogfish. She was WTF?, shocked that the FF didn't/couldn't tell the difference between species...... Now that would be good app....

Raven
12-07-2013, 10:39 AM
especially when the APP declares

unknown species

massbassman
12-07-2013, 11:19 AM
The "Think before you speak App"... would be very beneficial in the workplace!:fury:



...and home.:smash:

BigBo
12-07-2013, 11:29 AM
The "Think before you speak App"... would be very beneficial in the workplace!:fury:



...and home.:smash:
Good one. Maybe one for the internet as well. :uhuh: there's more than one or two that I would use it on. :devil2:

Mr. Sandman
12-07-2013, 12:55 PM
App that permanently modifies my bank balance to a much larger number.

Raven
12-07-2013, 03:24 PM
OKAY....
AFTER CAREFULLY ANALYZING
WHAT'S IMPORTANT

I Thought the best app would be
one that auto delivers a plug or two
via Amazon drone to your boat or rock
including some munchies to go with it.

ivanputski
12-07-2013, 05:45 PM
Digital scale app... the screen of your phone can weigh plugs...

Raven
12-07-2013, 08:47 PM
mute button app for when the wife gets pissed
it works just like noise cancellation headphones

Raven
12-07-2013, 08:49 PM
wow it edited shuc king

it doesn't know periods F.U.C.

Poncho
12-08-2013, 01:15 PM
Time machine app to go back to the days of no phones no apps and no people who are addicted and dependent on technology
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Ian
12-08-2013, 07:56 PM
Digital scale app... the screen of your phone can weigh plugs...

There are a lot of people in Colorado and Washington state that would love this too :-)
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Nebe
12-08-2013, 08:00 PM
How about an app that can spy on you and send a your private info to the NSA?
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numbskull
12-08-2013, 08:01 PM
A killer whale song app with a waterproof earbud size speaker, to tie on your boot and scare seals away.

yj1990
12-09-2013, 06:17 PM
The one and only time I had the better half fishing on the boat, 4-5 years ago, I was into the dogfish. She was WTF?, shocked that the FF didn't/couldn't tell the difference between species...... Now that would be good app....

Ross your phone doesn't app's last I heard

nightfighter
12-09-2013, 06:34 PM
Ross your phone doesn't app's last I heard

Hey, wise guy.... I graduated to a 5c... And you don't even have your voicemail message set up.....

N.ShoreFisher
12-09-2013, 06:48 PM
the "change the time on wife's clock at home app" which would set home clocks back several hours so I can say that I got home at 11pm instead of 3:30am. Also the "pick me up in a boat app" so when I'm out at night some of the Wicked Tuna guys would stop on their way out to pick me up at the bridge. That would be nice!

N.ShoreFisher
12-09-2013, 06:51 PM
also....how about a "scan a lure and print out a template app" for home duplicators so I could just point my phone at a plug, then send pic via message to a computer which prints out weight, specs and hook placement suggestions! :)

beamie
12-09-2013, 09:06 PM
Locate school of pogies app

Linesider82
12-09-2013, 10:02 PM
will this eelskin fit app
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MAKAI
12-10-2013, 10:36 AM
An app that can do a psychological profile on the woman you are about buy a drink for.😨
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The Dad Fisherman
12-10-2013, 11:02 AM
Results are only good for 15 minutes unfortunately....

chris L
12-10-2013, 01:08 PM
How about an app that can spy on you and send a your private info to the NSA?
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they already have that app but wont tell us about it .

massbassman
12-11-2013, 07:29 AM
The " You Shouldn't Be Eating That App"... when you start to eyeball something you shouldn't be having... you're phone emits an "Oink, Oink" sound. :devil2:

Raven
12-12-2013, 06:02 AM
An app that can do a psychological profile on the woman you are about buy a drink for.😨
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more importantly a cinnamon scanner app
so you say: i smell cinnamon, are you baked?
i mean a baker .... and then laugh hysterically :rotflmao:

JohnR
12-12-2013, 08:07 AM
"Cinnamon" so that's what they call it these days?

A THC detection app.

Beep, Beep, Raven, Beep. :rotf2:

JohnnySaxatilis
12-12-2013, 08:10 AM
"Cinnamon" so that's what they call it these days?

A THC detection app.

Beep, Beep, Raven, Beep. :rotf2:

LOL I don't think it wouldnt work in grassachusetts. well it would work, but your phone might explode

Jackbass
12-12-2013, 08:18 AM
The " You Shouldn't Be Eating That App"... when you start to eyeball something you shouldn't be having... you're phone emits an "Oink, Oink" sound. :devil2:

I would have to put my phone on silent
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Raven
12-12-2013, 09:34 AM
"Cinnamon" so that's what they call it these days?

A THC detection app.

Beep, Beep, Raven, Beep. :rotf2:

why what ever do you mean WYAT?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gSj1G4Vf0w

Raven
12-12-2013, 09:36 AM
as you can see he mighta/coulda/woulda won the match but also lost his balls

massbassman
12-12-2013, 09:43 AM
I would have to put my phone on silent
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:rotfl:... Same here... perhaps something a little more attention getting... say, your phone giving you an electrical shock like a dog collar when you get too close!!

Raven
12-12-2013, 09:47 AM
including a companion APP
with KIRK yelling:
"SCOTTY we need more POWER!"

massbassman
12-12-2013, 09:49 AM
Lmao!!