In June of 1980, off the coast of martinique, I snagged a 5'6" blond mermaid with my trusty 9" ALOU eel!
(true story, honest)

...and she must have been pi$$ed, hehehe
How you doing Sandman??

"Why couldn't I have gotten the other kind of mermaid? The kind with a fish for the top and the woman for the bottom?" -Fry from Futurama.