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WESTPORTMAFIA 03-10-2014, 12:39 PM Will be open starting tomorrow. We opened over the weekend and did very well and can't wait or some good weather!! We are at 424 Thames st. If any of you guys stop in and I'm not there just mention s-b.com for 20% off. Facebook is up and running. Even though I hate it it's needed for the business. Hope to see some of you guys down there.
Guppy 03-10-2014, 01:01 PM looks great, best of luck
be there soon with some good fellows
fishbones 03-10-2014, 01:20 PM Looking forward to getting down there and checking it out.
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Green Beer and Jerky on Saturday - a match made for St Patty's day parade.
JohnR 03-10-2014, 01:37 PM Good Luck Dude!
basswipe 03-10-2014, 01:49 PM Tough time to be opening a business,especially now with tolls on both ends and the GA looking for more money.Sorry to come across as a pessimist but that is the reality of the situation.
WESTPORTMAFIA 03-10-2014, 01:54 PM Tough time to be opening a business,especially now with tolls on both ends and the GA looking for more money.Sorry to come across as a pessimist but that is the reality of the situation.
As busy as we were this weekend I'm not worried about the tolls. I'll buy an easy pass and write it off on my taxes.
basswipe 03-10-2014, 02:07 PM As busy as we were this weekend I'm not worried about the tolls. I'll buy an easy pass and write it off on my taxes.
That's not what I was really getting at.You can write it off(maybe) but your customers can not.Think about this:RI has a new initiative called "crossRIbridges.com" and then ask yourself why the state needs to do this.You had one busy weekend on one of the nicest days since last fall and you had a bunch of curious locals come out.
Trust me,having been involved with this toll crap from the beginning I'm the first person who wants to see business succeed but as long as people like Paiva-Weed and Fox are in charge its a tough sell,these people have made RI the single worst place in the US to start a business.
Best of luck...ain't nobody out there that loves good jerky more than me.And I will certainly be one of your customers.
WESTPORTMAFIA 03-10-2014, 02:24 PM That's not what I was really getting at.You can write it off(maybe) but your customers can not.Think about this:RI has a new initiative called "crossRIbridges.com" and then ask yourself why the state needs to do this.You had one busy weekend on one of the nicest days since last fall and you had a bunch of curious locals come out.
Trust me,having been involved with this toll crap from the beginning I'm the first person who wants to see business succeed but as long as people like Paiva-Weed and Fox are in charge its a tough sell,these people have made RI the single worst place in the US to start a business.
Best of luck...ain't nobody out there that loves good jerky more than me.And I will certainly be one of your customers.
Most of the people were from Western Ma, CT, NY and Joisey. I guess those folks come down before it get's crazy busy and the hotel prices skyrocket. The toll sucks but it's not going to turn Newport into a ghost town. The people that vacation there in the summer aren't the type that are going to worry about paying a toll. I have done my homework on the tourism. The toll is gonna be a PIA for a lot of people who are within driving distance of Newport and want to come down for the day and obviously anyone that commutes to work.
basswipe 03-10-2014, 02:41 PM Most of the people were from Western Ma, CT, NY and Joisey. I guess those folks come down before it get's crazy busy and the hotel prices skyrocket. The toll sucks but it's not going to turn Newport into a ghost town. The people that vacation there in the summer aren't the type that are going to worry about paying a toll. I have done my homework on the tourism. The toll is gonna be a PIA for a lot of people who are within driving distance of Newport and want to come down for the day and obviously anyone that commutes to work.
Trust me there is no one more than me that wants to see you become a millionaire selling the type munchies I will die for.Matter a fact I will be down tomorrow purchasing a fare amount.If you're venison jerky is good...you'll have a life long customer!
WESTPORTMAFIA 03-10-2014, 03:03 PM Trust me there is no one more than me that wants to see you become a millionaire selling the type munchies I will die for.Matter a fact I will be down tomorrow purchasing a fare amount.If you're venison jerky is good...you'll have a life long customer!
I'll let you sample anything you want. What time you going by?
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Basswipes points are valid, but Newport will always draw touristas from every corner of the globe. And when the cruise ships come in... Bazinga!!!
Tolls are only going to effect commuters and they will never detract from someone coming to visit Newport.
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The parking meters and the "parking Gestapo" that issues parking tickets do more to insure that people won't come back. That's a fact.
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basswipe 03-10-2014, 03:27 PM The parking meters and the "parking Gestapo" that issues parking tickets do more to insure that people won't come back. That's a fact.
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A wiseman Nebe is.That without a doubt has caused many a disgruntled tourist.
I bow to the mighty Nebe's wisdom!
basswipe 03-10-2014, 03:31 PM I'll let you sample anything you want. What time you going by?
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I'm gonna be down that way looking at a job near the hospital around 11.That could mean anywhere between then and 2?
WESTPORTMAFIA 03-10-2014, 03:55 PM Basswipes points are valid, but Newport will always draw touristas from every corner of the globe. And when the cruise ships come in... Bazinga!!!
Tolls are only going to effect commuters and they will never detract from someone coming to visit Newport.
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It's something like 60 ships. And the many timeshares bring in new faces every week.
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fishbones 03-10-2014, 04:16 PM I'll be coming down with about 50 people for a bachelor party in September and I'll make sure NJC is on the agenda for us. Like Jay said, there's tons of people from the hotels and timeshares and they'll be walking by the store. Factor in the music festivals, boat show, 4th of July and everything else Newport does for tourism, and business should be great. I'll be in south county at some point this week. I'll try to swing by before heading home.
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WESTPORTMAFIA 03-10-2014, 04:24 PM I'll be coming down with about 50 people for a bachelor party in September and I'll make sure NJC is on the agenda for us. Like Jay said, there's tons of people from the hotels and timeshares and they'll be walking by the store. Factor in the music festivals, boat show, 4th of July and everything else Newport does for tourism, and business should be great. I'll be in south county at some point this week. I'll try to swing by before heading home.
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Let's put something together. Maybe 20 bucks a head. I'll put a wild game tasting together along with cold beers before you guys go out and tear it up!
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WESTPORTMAFIA 03-10-2014, 04:25 PM I'm gonna be down that way looking at a job near the hospital around 11.That could mean anywhere between then and 2?
That's fine I also ordered something special for you but it won't be in until Friday!
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I grew up in Newport and I just moved back. Uggggg
If there is one thing about the town is the number of shops that come and go on lower Thames st... That said the ones that go under are the ones that either sold junk or mis managed their money in the winter.
A tip... You are going to probably sell 1/16th the product in February than you will in august. ;)
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WESTPORTMAFIA 03-10-2014, 04:46 PM I grew up in Newport and I just moved back. Uggggg
If there is one thing about the town is the number of shops that come and go on lower Thames st... That said the ones that go under are the ones that either sold junk or mis managed their money in the winter.
A tip... You are going to probably sell 1/16th the product in February than you will in august. ;)
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I won't sell anything in February because I won't be open. I think it has to do with both junk and mismanagement of money
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jonserfish 03-10-2014, 04:48 PM I STOPPED BY SUNDAY. THE PLACE LOOKS REALLY COOL. LOOKS LIKE IT'S BEEN THERE FOREVER. THE PEPPERED AHI IS MY NEW FAVORITE WITH THE ROO COMING IN SECOND. IF YOU WANT TO SELL A SMALL FORTUNE IN WATER HAND OUT THOSE GHOST PEPPER NUTS GOOD LUCK AND THANKS FOR THE DISCOUNT. I'LL BE BACK FOR REFILLS AND A SHIRT IS A MUST HAVE. VERY NICE
basswipe 03-10-2014, 04:49 PM That's fine I also ordered something special for you but it won't be in until Friday!
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Habenero or hotter?Don't be teezin me!
Seriously if you mess with hot pepper concoctions than you definitely have a customer in me.
And if you're interested in insanely hot peppers come next Sept./Oct. I do grow them way beyond the amount I will ever consume.
WESTPORTMAFIA 03-10-2014, 04:59 PM Habenero or hotter?Don't be teezin me!
Seriously if you mess with hot pepper concoctions than you definitely have a customer in me.
And if you're interested in insanely hot peppers come next Sept./Oct. I do grow them way beyond the amount I will ever consume.
It's a wood smoked peppered venison. It's very moist, wet actually. And it's very thick pieces of meat. I do have a buffalo habanero in the shop that has some real heat to it.
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MakoMike 03-10-2014, 05:18 PM Best of luck to you!
Jackbass 03-10-2014, 06:23 PM Hope you turn into a Jerky Mogul.
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keeperreaper 03-10-2014, 06:56 PM Jay good luck.
If you need any ghost peppers I have a #^&#^&#^&#^& load in the freezer. I also have trinidad scorpion peppers. Super F'n hot!!!
john Habs turned me on to good Jerky... oh man i can still taste it. it was lathered in beef fat. teriyaki strips. :uhuh:
Before Habs showed me the light, all i knew about Jerky was the crap in a bag you get at a super market... meh....
When i said "mis managed money" what i specifically meant was that new businesses would think that the money they made in the summer would be the same in the winter and not stash their nuts like a good squirrel to get them through the winter... :)
Bronko 03-10-2014, 09:07 PM Wet...thick...meat.... Keeperreaper will be there every night.
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WESTPORTMAFIA 03-10-2014, 10:04 PM Wet...thick...meat.... Keeperreaper will be there every night.
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Lmao
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Best of luck today Bud!
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striperman36 03-11-2014, 06:24 PM Let's put something together. Maybe 20 bucks a head. I'll put a wild game tasting together along with cold beers before you guys go out and tear it up!
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I'm in
I'll stop by soon too, although I'm a pescatarian.
Got trout jerky?
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WESTPORTMAFIA 03-11-2014, 07:43 PM I'll stop by soon too, although I'm a pescatarian.
Got trout jerky?
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I have rainbow trout, ahi tuna and salmon. Working on some shark varieties
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Sounds awesome
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WESTPORTMAFIA 03-11-2014, 07:45 PM Also have vegan jerky for you nut chewers!
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You know what Vegan means in Hindu?
Bad hunter. :hihi:
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JackK 03-11-2014, 08:04 PM I have rainbow trout, ahi tuna and salmon. Working on some shark varieties
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Hakarl?
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WESTPORTMAFIA 03-11-2014, 09:25 PM You know what Vegan means in Hindu?
Bad hunter. :hihi:
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Lol. We sold a bunch over the weekend. But a guy came in today and said (how do you know if someone is vegan?) I said I don't know. He said don't worry they will tell you all about it. Lmao!
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Oh snap!!!
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WESTPORTMAFIA 03-11-2014, 09:29 PM Hakarl?
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Negative. Mako and thresher.
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WESTPORTMAFIA 03-11-2014, 10:01 PM Hakarl?
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Have you had it? We had a couple in the shop over the weekend that were from Iceland. They said that they pretty much do it as a tourist joke. None of the new age people eat it. But their grand and great grandfathers ate it. I was told they sell it to tourists and laugh their azzes of after they leave. They bury it under the ground for months. I guess they make some good money on it but it's not a common thing to eat according to the cats that told us about it.
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In my quest for infinite knowledge, I had to google Hakarle.. Wow.
Chef Anthony Bourdain described hákarl as "the single worst, most disgusting and terrible tasting thing" he has ever eaten.[1]
Chef Gordon Ramsay challenged James May to sample three "delicacies" (Laotian snake whiskey, bull penis, and hákarl) on The F Word; after eating hákarl, Ramsay spat it out, although May kept his down. May's only reaction was, "You disappoint me, Ramsay."[5]
On season 2's Iceland episode of Travel Channel's Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern, Andrew Zimmern described the smell as reminding him of "some of the most horrific things I've ever breathed in my life," but said the taste was not nearly as bad as the smell. Nonetheless, he did note that hákarl was "hardcore food" and "not for beginners".
On the season 5 finale of River Monsters, Jeremy Wade tries a dried piece of hákarl and describes it as "burning the back of his throat" and having a very strong after taste.
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WESTPORTMAFIA 03-11-2014, 10:18 PM In my quest for infinite knowledge, I had to google Hakarle.. Wow.
Chef Anthony Bourdain described hákarl as "the single worst, most disgusting and terrible tasting thing" he has ever eaten.[1]
Chef Gordon Ramsay challenged James May to sample three "delicacies" (Laotian snake whiskey, bull penis, and hákarl) on The F Word; after eating hákarl, Ramsay spat it out, although May kept his down. May's only reaction was, "You disappoint me, Ramsay."[5]
On season 2's Iceland episode of Travel Channel's Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern, Andrew Zimmern described the smell as reminding him of "some of the most horrific things I've ever breathed in my life," but said the taste was not nearly as bad as the smell. Nonetheless, he did note that hákarl was "hardcore food" and "not for beginners".
On the season 5 finale of River Monsters, Jeremy Wade tries a dried piece of hákarl and describes it as "burning the back of his throat" and having a very strong after taste.
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Exactly!
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JackK 03-12-2014, 10:33 PM Have you had it? We had a couple in the shop over the weekend that were from Iceland. They said that they pretty much do it as a tourist joke. None of the new age people eat it. But their grand and great grandfathers ate it. I was told they sell it to tourists and laugh their azzes of after they leave. They bury it under the ground for months. I guess they make some good money on it but it's not a common thing to eat according to the cats that told us about it.
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I have never tried it- but would do so in a heartbeat, just to say I had :uhuh:
WESTPORTMAFIA 03-12-2014, 10:57 PM I have never tried it- but would do so in a heartbeat, just to say I had :uhuh:
If your into trying new stuff I have a small batch of Python jerky coming in Friday. Pm me if you want me to put one aside.
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jonserfish 03-13-2014, 05:56 AM If your into trying new stuff I have a small batch of Python jerky coming in Friday. Pm me if you want me to put one aside.
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love the new screen name
Jackbass 03-13-2014, 06:18 AM No portagee allowed in the mafia lol. Got any Peo Staff spots available fill my plug bag with variousJerky treats I'll hand out samples to bull dogs at the race in the summer.
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WESTPORTMAFIA 03-13-2014, 06:42 AM No portagee allowed in the mafia lol. Got any Peo Staff spots available fill my plug bag with variousJerky treats I'll hand out samples to bull dogs at the race in the summer.
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Lmao
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redlite 03-13-2014, 08:42 AM love the new screen name
More like lame
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WESTPORTMAFIA 03-13-2014, 09:28 AM More like lame
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:fight:
Your the guy on the right! BTW this registration is sitting on my desk.
Highgear 03-13-2014, 10:06 AM Are you doing any mail orders??
WESTPORTMAFIA 03-13-2014, 10:10 AM Are you doing any mail orders??
Yes
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Highgear 03-16-2014, 07:56 AM Great....I will be in touch.
iamskippy 03-16-2014, 01:54 PM See you at rissa
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piemma 03-16-2014, 04:33 PM Good luck Jay. Looks like I'm gonna have to make the long drive from Burrillville.
iamskippy 03-16-2014, 08:52 PM Good luck Jay. Looks like I'm gonna have to make the long drive from Burrillville.
Paul wanna car pool?
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WESTPORTMAFIA 03-16-2014, 09:05 PM If any of you guys come down pm me so I'll make sure I get down there to take care of you guys.
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iamskippy 03-16-2014, 10:10 PM If any of you guys come down pm me so I'll make sure I get down there to take care of you guys.
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At rissa or the store
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WESTPORTMAFIA 03-16-2014, 10:27 PM At rissa or the store
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Store. We are going to discount at Rissa but I can take better care at the store.
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piemma 03-17-2014, 03:32 AM Paul wanna car pool?
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hey Skip. I'm up for that. Watch for a PM about the other thing.
bassballer 03-17-2014, 10:44 AM How'd you guys do during that shee**t show on saturday?
WESTPORTMAFIA 03-17-2014, 02:51 PM How'd you guys do during that shee**t show on saturday?
We did great stayed open all night and drank beers. Had some cool people from town hanging out. Had 2 kids try to trade drugs for jerky. Had another kid that wanted to trade me weed for my beer as I was walking back from the liquor store. Had 1 Hott drunk beootch wobble into the store and sat on an alligator head in my picture window and almost went through the glass. People on roofs, hanging out of windows, people drunk falling down at 1130 in the afternoon! And it seems like dress code was yoga pants and no bras! My kind of Saturday night. I'll post some pics up this week.
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Rockport24 03-17-2014, 04:18 PM And it seems like dress code was yoga pants and no bras! \ I'll post some pics up this week.
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:jump1:
MakoMike 03-18-2014, 06:52 AM Can't wait to see those pics. :)
We did great stayed open all night and drank beers. Had some cool people from town hanging out. Had 2 kids try to trade drugs for jerky. Had another kid that wanted to trade me weed for my beer as I was walking back from the liquor store. Had 1 Hott drunk beootch wobble into the store and sat on an alligator head in my picture window and almost went through the glass. People on roofs, hanging out of windows, people drunk falling down at 1130 in the afternoon! And it seems like dress code was yoga pants and no bras! My kind of Saturday night. I'll post some pics up this week.
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Lmao. Yep. That's Newport.
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striperman36 03-18-2014, 10:26 AM I am seriously looking to make a run down there this week.
bostonharbor 03-18-2014, 08:37 PM Beware Newport! But I 'll be down for jerky.
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basswipe 03-19-2014, 03:09 PM I know you don't like what I have to say Westportmafia but you really might want to pay attention to what's happening with the tolls.The brandy-new toll structure that got passed last night isn't really going to help you much.In the history of this state you could not have picked a worst time to possibly start a business on Aquidneck Island.
I wish you the best of luck.But a business based on beef-jerkey in Newport?Really?
fishbones 03-19-2014, 03:42 PM Beef jerky?
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tysdad115 03-19-2014, 03:52 PM Good luck Jay! I'll make it down there and support your small business.
spence 03-19-2014, 05:38 PM I know you don't like what I have to say Westportmafia but you really might want to pay attention to what's happening with the tolls.The brandy-new toll structure that got passed last night isn't really going to help you much.In the history of this state you could not have picked a worst time to possibly start a business on Aquidneck Island.
I wish you the best of luck.But a business based on beef-jerkey in Newport?Really?
I think he passed that point when the window decals went up.
The business has a good chance at success. It's unique in the area, provides instant gratification and has a variable price point that affords a tickle or indulgence.
It's also a food item without a lot of spoilage.
A small % of revenues are going to come from people driving to Newport just to get jerky so tolls aren't going to matter that much. That being said, what was just passed?
The key challenge I see is pulling people off the street. Another avenue to explore is how to create return customers via mail order as a follow on to in store sales.
But seriously, who doesn't like good jerky?
-spence
fishbones 03-19-2014, 06:05 PM Well said, Spence. Basswipe must think the tourists are going to stay away from Newport now. A toll isn't going to affect tourism, and the locals are already on the island. Not to mention that it's exotic jerky, not beef jerky as he's claiming. It's not the convenience store slim jim stuff.
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PaulS 03-19-2014, 06:33 PM When I go to Newport I complain more about the parking than the tolls.
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Basswipes points are valid, but Newport will always draw touristas from every corner of the globe. And when the cruise ships come in... Bazinga!!!
Tolls are only going to effect commuters and they will never detract from someone coming to visit Newport.
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as i was saying.....:rtfm:
WESTPORTMAFIA 03-19-2014, 07:12 PM In the 10 days we have been open we have had people from all over the states and out of the country as far as Germany and Thailand. It's a unique specialty shop. Our average sale is around 50 bucks. We have had dozens of people posing for pictures in front of our store. I haven't seen any other stores with people taking pics in front of them. Beef jerky? Not even close. We had the most popular booth at the expo last night for local businesses at the Hyatt. Basswipe come to the shop and see what we are doing. As I did special order you some wood smoked peppered venison. The meat is over an inch thick!
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spence 03-19-2014, 07:31 PM It's a unique specialty shop. Our average sale is around 50 bucks.
That's an important metric to track...big business spends a lot of money looking at how to upsell even just a few percent.
-spence
fishbones 03-19-2014, 07:34 PM Hey, I see NJC made the front page of the Newport Daily News. Congrats! Looks like you guys had a good day at the business expo.
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WESTPORTMAFIA 03-19-2014, 09:04 PM That's an important metric to track...big business spends a lot of money looking at how to upsell even just a few percent.
-spence
Research was done before we made the move. And that's pretty much what was expected and falls in line. We aren't building rocket ships. Numbers are numbers. And when the hell can I expect to see you? I need to know a week in advanced as I have low ceilings.
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Piscator 03-19-2014, 09:07 PM This is making me hungry
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spence 03-19-2014, 10:59 PM Research was done before we made the move. And that's pretty much what was expected and falls in line. We aren't building rocket ships. Numbers are numbers. And when the hell can I expect to see you? I need to know a week in advanced as I have low ceilings.
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Soon, was trying to stop by last week but the cards didn't play.
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WESTPORTMAFIA 03-20-2014, 08:47 AM Beef jerky?
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AHI Jerky:drool:
bassballer 03-20-2014, 09:22 AM Nebe is right. The tolls do not effect tourism. Every summer after memorial day thames is packed until october. And when the Cruise ships come in all those fanny packs will be filled with Jerky. Im sure you guys will do fine. I mean is the life is good record shop can stay open so can you. Who buys CD's or DVD's anymore?
WESTPORTMAFIA 03-20-2014, 09:26 AM Nebe is right. The tolls do not effect tourism. Every summer after memorial day thames is packed until october. And when the Cruise ships come in all those fanny packs will be filled with Jerky. Im sure you guys will do fine. I mean is the life is good record shop can stay open so can you. Who buys CD's or DVD's anymore?
Fanny packs rock!
keeperreaper 03-20-2014, 10:00 AM " The meat is over an inch thick!"
Jay, Sounds like this should be sold as a "Bronko Special". You know how how much he loves meat over an inch thick to chew on.
I am seriously looking to make a run down there this week.
Hey Bill maybe you ought to pick up basswipe ,maybe you guys can split the toll.
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WESTPORTMAFIA 03-20-2014, 10:13 AM " The meat is over an inch thick!"
Jay, Sounds like this should be sold as a "Bronko Special". You know how how much he loves meat over an inch thick to chew on.
Lmfao! Poor Peter.
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striperman36 03-20-2014, 02:10 PM Hey Bill maybe you ought to pick up basswipe ,maybe you guys can split the toll.
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No toll right now, it's on the 'honor' system. I am on the only 4 days a week right now.
fishbones 03-20-2014, 03:19 PM Hey Bill maybe you ought to pick up basswipe ,maybe you guys can split the toll.
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I'm heading down Sunday with the family. I'm selling a kidney on the black market tomorrow so I can afford the toll.
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striperman36 03-20-2014, 05:29 PM I'm heading down Sunday with the family. I'm selling a kidney on the black market tomorrow so I can afford the toll.
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No toll. If you have ezpass take it down and take your license plate off the ezpass profile
WESTPORTMAFIA 03-20-2014, 08:06 PM Limited time only! Portuguese trouser jerky! See you all there this weekend.
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numbskull 03-21-2014, 06:20 AM In the 10 days we have been open we have had people from all over the states and out of the country as far as Germany and Thailand. It's a unique specialty shop. Our average sale is around 50 bucks. We have had dozens of people posing for pictures in front of our store. I haven't seen any other stores with people taking pics in front of them.
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I'm telling you, get some T shirts made ASAP.
" I got jerked off in Newport"
" talk jerky to me "
Etc...
(I want royalties ;) )
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WESTPORTMAFIA 03-21-2014, 06:40 AM I'm telling you, get some T shirts made ASAP.
I have 2 so far in 3 different colors
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JFigliuolo 03-21-2014, 07:48 AM " I got jerked off in Newport"
" talk jerky to me "
Etc...
(I want royalties ;) )
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Jerk HARD - Newport RI
iamskippy 03-21-2014, 07:50 AM Maybe start an around the world map let people pin where they are from!
iamskippy 03-21-2014, 07:51 AM Jerk HARD - Newport RI
Everybody loves a Jerk in Newport.
jonserfish 03-21-2014, 08:07 AM "YOUR MEAT IS DRY AND YOU SMELL FUNNY"
OR
"YES THAT'S JERKY IN MY POCKET AND NO I'M NOT HAPPY TO SEE YOU"
striperman36 03-21-2014, 09:00 AM Publish a press release banning Putin from ordering from Newport Jerky Company
Rockport24 03-21-2014, 09:39 AM It sounds like you are on to something, I would have NEVER thought of exotic jerky as appealing to the crowd in Newport, but people love tasty things so it makes sense.
Let me know if you want a partner to open one up in Salem! (I don't have any money but I am educated :D)
JohnnySaxatilis 03-21-2014, 11:36 AM Publish a press release banning Putin from ordering from Newport Jerky Company
Obviously included in the sanctions for taking Crimea
spence 03-21-2014, 06:40 PM Publish a press release banning Putin from ordering from Newport Jerky Company
Brilliant!
I can help write it.
-spence
WESTPORTMAFIA 03-21-2014, 07:39 PM Brilliant!
I can help write it.
-spence
Write it!
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striperman36 03-21-2014, 09:10 PM Newport Jerky imposes ban on all associates of Vladmir Putin, inclusive, from receiving Jerky or other products marketed by Newport Jerky. Newport Jerky promotes fair trade compensation for their Jerky products produced worldwide. Newport Jerky spokesman, NewportMafia, stated in his official statement, let the Jerk sic Vladimar Putin et al, eat it raw... We believe Putin's actions against the Ukraine violate the principles of fair trade we so value with our producers and as such, Putin and his associates should not benefit from our gourmet brand jerky's from around the globe.
I know you don't like what I have to say Westportmafia but you really might want to pay attention to what's happening with the tolls.The brandy-new toll structure that got passed last night isn't really going to help you much.In the history of this state you could not have picked a worst time to possibly start a business on Aquidneck Island.
I wish you the best of luck.But a business based on beef-jerkey in Newport?Really?
Honestly,I think you've done enough with youre good intensions.this is a fellow Brotha here doing his best to start his own....
I would bet some of his proceeds are coming here to keep the lights on....
So knock it off!
I haven't been there yet myself,if you want I will come and pick you up and we can go together and make a day of it with friends,plus I'll drive
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keeperreaper 03-22-2014, 05:06 PM Well said Bob.
spence 03-22-2014, 08:08 PM I haven't been there yet myself,if you want I will come and pick you up and we can go together and make a day of it with friends,plus I'll drive
As a gesture of good faith I offer to pay your tolls :hihi:
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fishbones 03-23-2014, 05:37 PM I took the wife and kid to Newport today and stopped at NJC. We were able to find free parking on Thames right near the store. The store is set up real nice with a lot of unique items you won't find anywhere else. They were sampling alligator and Cajun alligator jerky along with wasabi bombs and ghost pepper peanuts. Both types of jerky were great and my son made me buy the Cajun alligator for him. I was the only one who tried the ghost pepper peanuts and they were really good and hot, but not inedible. We also grabbed a bottle of hot sauce, some teriyaki ahi jerky and some maple brown sugar bacon jerky. We already tried the chipotle hot sauce and its a unanimous hit at my house. I'll post my reviews of the other stuff once we try it, which will probably be tonight.
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bloocrab 03-23-2014, 10:22 PM Will you have a booth set up at any of the shows?
WESTPORTMAFIA 03-24-2014, 10:07 AM Will you have a booth set up at any of the shows?
Yes we will be at the show this weekend. Definetly Scallopfest and beer fest in Newport coming up. There are a crap ton of shows this year. We will probably do a bunch of them. Also getting into some smaller high end supermarkets.
striperman36 03-24-2014, 12:22 PM I took the wife and kid to Newport today and stopped at NJC. We were able to find free parking on Thames right near the store. The store is set up real nice with a lot of unique items you won't find anywhere else. They were sampling alligator and Cajun alligator jerky along with wasabi bombs and ghost pepper peanuts. Both types of jerky were great and my son made me buy the Cajun alligator for him. I was the only one who tried the ghost pepper peanuts and they were really good and hot, but not inedible. We also grabbed a bottle of hot sauce, some teriyaki ahi jerky and some maple brown sugar bacon jerky. We already tried the chipotle hot sauce and its a unanimous hit at my house. I'll post my reviews of the other stuff once we try it, which will probably be tonight.
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Aah, ghost pepper Buffalo Sauce?
fishbones 03-24-2014, 12:42 PM Aah, ghost pepper Buffalo Sauce?
I think he has ghost pepper sauce, but I'm not sure if it was buffalo sauce. The chipotle sauce is excellent. We also got into the bag of maple and brown sugar bacon jerky. It was great. Think about bacon flavored candy. I'm planning on trying the ahi jerky tonight.
striperman36 03-24-2014, 02:39 PM I think he has ghost pepper sauce, but I'm not sure if it was buffalo sauce. The chipotle sauce is excellent. We also got into the bag of maple and brown sugar bacon jerky. It was great. Think about bacon flavored candy. I'm planning on trying the ahi jerky tonight.
nom.nom.nom
piemma 03-24-2014, 04:38 PM Yes we will be at the show this weekend. Definetly Scallopfest and beer fest in Newport coming up. There are a crap ton of shows this year. We will probably do a bunch of them. Also getting into some smaller high end supermarkets.
Hey Jay, donate some for the TFCTFN. I'm sure it would be a good marketing tactic and get you some new customer.
WESTPORTMAFIA 03-24-2014, 05:07 PM Hey Jay, donate some for the TFCTFN. I'm sure it would be a good marketing tactic and get you some new customer.
I won't be there but some jerky will
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striperman36 03-24-2014, 05:20 PM I'll pick it up....maybe it will get there
WESTPORTMAFIA 03-24-2014, 05:33 PM I'll pick it up....maybe it will get there
Ha! If you guess how much snow will be on my deck by the end of the storm I'll hook you up with something real tasty. I'll take a pic with a ruler and post it. You can be off no more than .75 inches.
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WESTPORTMAFIA 03-24-2014, 05:36 PM You will have up until 5pm for your last updated forecast.
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striperman36 03-24-2014, 06:23 PM Is this the place by Sawdy Pond or the Shop in Newport?
WESTPORTMAFIA 03-24-2014, 06:46 PM Is this the place by Sawdy Pond or the Shop in Newport?
Fieldstone dr 02790
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JohnR 03-25-2014, 07:04 AM Ban Putin :rotf2:
Spence is going to send a strongly worded letter to Putin? :rotf2:
Piscator 03-25-2014, 07:35 AM I'll hook you up with something real tasty. I'll take a pic with a ruler and post it. You can be off no more than .75 inches.
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That's what she said
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WESTPORTMAFIA 03-25-2014, 09:45 AM That's what she said
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Lmao!
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striperman36 03-25-2014, 01:23 PM 3 inches without drifting
piemma 03-25-2014, 01:41 PM 4"
fishbones 03-25-2014, 08:46 PM I just had some of the teriyaki ahi jerky. It's got just enough teriyaki flavor that you notice it, but you it's not overwhelming. I definitely recommend it.
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striperman36 03-25-2014, 09:02 PM I want the ghost pepper buffalo jerky
WESTPORTMAFIA 03-25-2014, 10:00 PM I want the ghost pepper buffalo jerky
We only have habanero buffalo. We have ghost pepper nuts and sauce
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WESTPORTMAFIA 03-27-2014, 07:34 PM 3 inches without drifting
Got a dusting. I'll be at the show Saturday and Sunday with a limited supply of stuff ( we have way too much stuff in the shop to bring some of everything) My partner will be there tomorrow. You mentioned ghost pepper buffalo. If your really interested in that I can have a small batch made under our private label and have it ready in a couple weeks. Either way I'll take care of you when you stop in for a visit.
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striperman36 03-27-2014, 08:28 PM I plan to stop by tomorrow afternoon around 430pm
WESTPORTMAFIA 03-28-2014, 08:18 AM I plan to stop by tomorrow afternoon around 430pm
The shop or expo?
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And it seems like dress code was yoga pants and no bras! My kind of Saturday night. I'll post some pics up this week.
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yeah, so about those pictures???
striperman36 03-28-2014, 10:51 AM :fishin:The shop or expo?
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Shop, I work in Middletown
yeah, so about those pictures???
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striperman36 03-28-2014, 06:49 PM Ahhh, Jason has it going!!!!! He has a well thought opportunity.. AND the Ghost Pepper Sauce is good! Until I get the hotter stuff, in a few weeks...
Wash your hands after touching anything after you open it. Just sayin.
I'll be back Sousa!
WESTPORTMAFIA 03-28-2014, 06:58 PM Ahhh, Jason has it going!!!!! He has a well thought opportunity.. AND the Ghost Pepper Sauce is good! Until I get the hotter stuff, in a few weeks...
Wash your hands after touching anything after you open it. Just sayin.
I'll be back Sousa!
Good to see you. I'll be getting a grinder on the way home tomorrow for sure!
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striperman36 03-28-2014, 08:19 PM I'll be baaaack when you get the hotter stuff...
turkey jerky was awesome - should have bought more
striperman36 03-29-2014, 08:36 AM Everything in the store is GOOD!! I'd go broke, the ghost pepper sauce on an omelet, on steak, on on....
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