So I saw this pic elsewhere and commented that it looks like giant Zara Spooks - lets get some Captions (PG13ish or cleaner)


The story: http://www.oregonlive.com/today/index.ssf/2014/07/boeing_737_fuselages_land_in_c.html
MISSOULA, Mont. — Removing three Boeing 737 fuselages from the Clark Fork River in western Montana following a train derailment could take until Tuesday.
Montana Rail Link spokeswoman Lynda Frost says progress at the site on Sunday is slow as a crew of 50 with eight heavy equipment machines worked in conjunction on the steep bank.

Not happy with a 51, RoyL switches to an even larger Strategic Anglers Lure

Not happy with a 51, RoyL switches to an even larger Strategic Anglers Lure

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"Worlds Largest Umbrella Rig Crashes Ashore!" News at 11:00!:jump1:

New above and below waters tours of the cape cod canal started today. Special fisherman tours are scheduled later in the week.
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ladies and gentlemen please make sure your seat belts are buckled

"New magnum spooks in stripeless- mackerel- green, so effective bass chase them right out of the water!"
(Hooks not included)
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Submarine races actually exist, this one did not end well

The deer hair on ghe tag just isn't long enough.
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"Experts are shocked at how the Cape Cod Tunnel project could come up short. Back to the drawing boards for the COE!"

New plugs by Gary Soldati in Block Island Green...c'mon Gary, what rod are you throwing those with?

NEWS FLASH:
Prehistoric long thought to be extinct sea creatures have apeared along the CC canal and are apparently feeding on surf casters. A team of pork frogers has been dispatched from Woods Hole bla bla bla to manage the food supply. DMF is scheduling meetings for public input on proposed endorsements required to harvest the creatures.

Roy L's new plugs arrive from his newest sponsor Boeing.
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The new Tim Taylor "Tool Time" fishing lures are ready to hit the market but only after they find a way to package them!

"No need to worry about Nosy Neighbors, these will be shipped to your home in Plain, Unmarked packaging"

First pictures of Alien space craft beginning their invasion.

"Hello, Boeing? Do you happen to be sitting down........"

"No need to worry about Nosy Neighbors, these will be shipped to your home in Plain, Unmarked packaging"

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So Roy, what size hooks you puttin' on those?

or better yet

No Gary, we don't carry we don't carry Steve Farrar Flash Blend in 100 yard lengths.

The Fukushima sand eel run finally reached the West Coast of the United States today, all hope is lost as it seems they have figured out how to scale cliffs
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Jolly green giant loses his armpit needles, ghost fish safe again!

****spoiler alert/spot burn****

Most effective plugs for Skull Island Canal.

(Skull Island is a fictional island first appearing in the 1933 film King Kong and later appearing in its sequels, the three remakes, and any other King Kong-based media. It is the home of the eponymous King Kong and several other species of creatures, mostly prehistoric and in some cases species that should have been extinct long before the rise of mammalian creatures such as gorillas, along with a primitive society of humans.)

Terrorist Attack Gone Lipless?

Al-Qa'ida militants Sheik Urbooty and Hous Bin Pharteen floundered at an attempt of bombing the Block Island cliff-side earlier today. Apparently these two terrorists infiltrated an old manufacturing plant in Gainesville Ga. which they believe housed the blue-prints for building the perfect bomb. Unfortunately for them, they infiltrated the old' Bomber Lures factory and created just that...a Super-Sized-Bomber! During flight the lips broke off landing all three prototypes into the cliff-side.

Both men were apprehended shortly afterwards when they returned to the scene of the bombing in a small boat (seen in the picture) to search for any floating fish to send back to their wives.

The summer of 2014 - the bait is bigger than the quarry.