I had the Wife 100% Naked
laying on top of the massage table
for a nice Romantic > knotted muscle MASSAGE

AND SUDDENLY

there is this BLOOD thirsty
MUST have Rabies
Vampire BAT flying in the Living room
a foot over her with much screeching!

SHE was doing the screeching-lol

SENT her to the Bedroom for safety
and i began to BATTLE the ravenous beast

i prop opened the front door and glass storm door
to let it out although i really never saw it EXIT... :think:

about 30 minutes goes by (everything calm)
and we are trying again (finally)
to work on the knotted MUSCLE she's had for so long.....

and it JUMPS out again from under the couch deviously
revealing it's new Lair as it swoops down to ravage her
over and over with much Clamor and excitement (screaming)

until i opened the attic door which it flew into and hit the floor
where i threw a towel over the vicious beast and then i dragged it
back to the OUTSIDE world once again..... while it growled @ me :devil2:

bat chasing was probably better for the "knotted muscle" anyways.... :)

Fantastic story
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&they say I,m f ucked up ..HIGH as a KITE / wasn,t no bat .............it was a flying saucer ><>><>:buds:

Must have been a moon bat!
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Sounds like it was trying to enter the bat cave.

&they say I,m f ucked up ..HIGH as a KITE / wasn,t no bat .............it was a flying saucer ><>><>:buds:

Lmfoa !!
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&they say I,m f ucked up ..HIGH as a KITE / wasn,t no bat .............it was a flying saucer ><>><>:buds:

Awesome Mike
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