1) I don't like hip-hop
2) Beyoncé is really hot, and I like watching her dance in those outfits
3) Jay-Z is a clown
4) Jay-Z (and probably Beyoncé) is (are) a genius(s)
5) The production that went into this concert on ShowTime boggles the mind... I mean, it makes last year's Super Bowl look like a silent movie
6) Their fans are idiots

7) re-read #2... The last thing I wanted to do was steer anyone away from this... I mean, she's REALLY hot... It's on all day today... There's always halftime..

i really like the new KIA commercial

1) I don't like hip-hop
2) Beyoncé is really hot, and I like watching her dance in those outfits
3) Jay-Z is a clown
4) Jay-Z (and probably Beyoncé) is (are) a genius(s)
5) The production that went into this concert on ShowTime boggles the mind... I mean, it makes last year's Super Bowl look like a silent movie
6) Their fans are idiots

7) re-read #2... The last thing I wanted to do was steer anyone away from this... I mean, she's REALLY hot... It's on all day today... There's always halftime..
Excellent analysis though I'd suggest some additional emphasis on #2.

Do you think she would really be with him if he didn't have like a bizillion dollars!? I think not!! He's a pretty ugly dude... she'd look better on the arm of Denzel! Now there's a cool cat!!
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