“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her your love, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh!t.”

LOL

and if you tell her there's a sale

color her GONE

"Happy wife, happy life"!

If she's unhappy long enough, you'll be unhappy with half your stuff!"

Phew,, sooooo funy
Thanks, I needed that

2, 2 words sentences you learn if you want to stay married. "Yes dear" and "I'm sorry". been married going on 47 years and I have everything I want....and so does she:angel: