Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Little Johnny?"

"My goldfish died," replied Little Johnny tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

As Little Johnny patted down the last heap of earth he then replied, "That's because he's inside your f#cking cat."

LMAO here, both of us!
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Nice.

Thanks, best one in long time LMAO

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The 80's called and want their over told joke back.
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The 80's called and want their over told joke back.
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Dude - TBT - you can wear your Mullet :laugha:

Dude - TBT - you can wear your Mullet :laugha:

Not a mullet, pork chops.,,
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Dude - TBT - you can wear your Mullet :laugha:

I was thinking more "Flock of Seagulls"

http://thelincolnlist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/flock1.jpg
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IS IT A Secret message Bullwinkle? I dunno Rocky, perhaps Fan-mail from a flounder? ..............