Caption Contest (nothing that requires banning)

How yamahas are made
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Looks like an out take from a new Dr Strangelove remake, from a nautical perspective. "Major Kong riding da bomb".

The kamasutra has nothing on Suzuki.
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"Bruce always rubs his fishing gear on his friends balls for good luck"
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Hold on I got this :smash:

"I see color"

Hand held fish finder.
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Describe how marriage feels ?
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You catch it, you unhook it!
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Getting bait is half the fun.

The "ACME STEADY-CAM" guarantees crisp, clear photos no matter how hard you are f%#@ing laughing !!!!!!!!

It's my responsibilty why?
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Don't do it, you have so much to live for!!
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I said I'm sorry....all that matters is the line didn't get cut and your Habs sr. should still be there. I will get another prop nut after we get towed in.
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I dropped the prop nut! Ugh

Brokeback got us good, don't it?

I Swear if you FART !!!

This will work, paddle

"When buying a boat from clammer, always inspect the lower unit"
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I knew I should have bought that inboard model.

Which way am I supposed to turn the prop to make us go forward?

I told you to bring the oars

Keep it greasy
To go down easy
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"nope-

I think your hemmorrhoids are all cured...."

I know you ordered the blow up doll but I don't think thats it.

Never mind the rocks behind us!
Just keep padding I know the tide is with us!
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I said I wanted to get drunk and go motor boating, but this wasn't what I had in mind....
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My turn

The battery may be dead but I think if I spin the prop fast enough it will start.
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Lefty loosey, righty tighty doesn't work the same upside down.
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"OK, I think I got it fixed, try gunning it!!!"

Here hold my beer
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The battery may be dead but I think if I spin the prop fast enough it will start.
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Yeah give my your belt,I know I'll get more thrust.
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The first thing that came to mind was this is what the term "asses and elbows" looks like!

Props to the Captain, bottoms up!

The first thing that came to mind was this is what the term "asses and elbows" looks like!

Props to the Captain, bottoms up!

No pun intended on props!
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Alternate fuel testing on the water

LOL this is the best.Love some of the things . Thanks John

"yup, that last rock musta done it. that windmilly thing plum fell off."

"Bruce always rubs his fishing gear on his friends balls for good luck"
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winner!

"Red-Neck Tuna-Fishing.....Episode 1"


"Awwrrright Cleetus, when I pull back on this here sling-shot, you point yo' fingers like a spear....be like one of dose indian-like fellas.....whatssis' name, Steven Seagull.....and grab one a dem dare toony-fish, den I'll lasso you back in...."

You are the chum today.

No wonder you wife is jealous of this boat!!