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The Dad Fisherman
08-07-2016, 08:10 AM
When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, I put a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it.
In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In it were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash.

She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there was such a box and with those contents. That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner.
After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, Im so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?

Bill thought for a while and said, I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again.

Hillary was shocked, but said, Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. Im disappointed and saddened by your behavior; however, since you are addicted to sex I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem.

Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace. A little while later Hillary asked Bill, So why do you have all that money in the box?

He answered, Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center.

JohnR
08-07-2016, 11:02 AM
Kev - you are off your game - that is best good for a chuckle, not your normal superlative game ;)

The Dad Fisherman
08-07-2016, 05:01 PM
I guess I getting old......made me chuckle :hee:
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Nebe
08-07-2016, 06:39 PM
I liked it
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PaulS
08-08-2016, 08:31 AM
Not bad

Raven
08-08-2016, 05:24 PM
political joke of the day?

it's repeats itself daily

it's HER

ecduzitgood
08-08-2016, 06:12 PM
https://youtu.be/Nf5BKAS5o6A
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spence
08-08-2016, 06:17 PM
political joke of the day?

it's repeats itself daily

it's HER
New poll, 13 point lead nationally. Republican endorsements are piling up.

What a joke indeed.

Raven
08-08-2016, 06:42 PM
brain dead hillary is a burn out

http://nypost.com/2016/08/05/clinton-mistakenly-refers-to-trump-as-her-husband/

The Dad Fisherman
08-08-2016, 07:54 PM
http://i.imgur.com/7nPPjOB.gif
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spence
08-08-2016, 08:00 PM
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/08/08/us/politics/national-security-letter-trump.html
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The Dad Fisherman
08-08-2016, 08:01 PM
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-dtcVAegh6RQ/V1Qs5xMWm4I/AAAAAAADi30/qtK5DFTZOy0wvEvKQZAm4bt-IceSQdoxA/w800-h800/%2524hillary.gif
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scottw
08-08-2016, 08:31 PM
New poll, 13 point lead nationally. Republican endorsements are piling up.

What a joke indeed.

The Monmouth University Poll was sponsored and conducted by the Monmouth University Polling Institute from August 4 to 7, 2016 with a national random sample of 803 registered voters.