View Full Version : Grump speak


JohnR
08-27-2003, 09:10 AM
I like the regression of the english language on this Old Phart's board - should be called sudsbonics or phartbonics, or grumpbonics....

Karl F
08-27-2003, 10:56 AM
That and I like the unique spellin' that's takin' place :D, oops, sorry :mad: ( fergot, no happy craphola allowed in here).

My personal favorite is one of my own that I just re-read...
"liawyer", speaks volumes, don't it CS :rolleyes:

capesams
08-27-2003, 11:13 AM
can't unda stand why that sob is still alive, dont git me goin on him, u'll see grumpage like u neva seen bafour.:af:

JohnR
08-27-2003, 11:20 AM
I rest my case :D err, :wall: :exp:

capesams
08-27-2003, 11:38 AM
AAHHH! ya just jellyous:p

bassmaster
08-27-2003, 12:04 PM
[i]:p [/B] what the hell is this :p :mad:
look u crusted old phart, take that crap outa'H here:mad:
Im sick of being a board nazi here:mad:
but if i have to i will remove Your posting of them:) things
now im all bent outaH shape cause 1 Bum comes in here and baits You old pharts , like the guy owns the joint:D er :mad:
tourist season allmost over now school bus season is about to start

bassmaster
08-27-2003, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by JohnR
I rest my case :D err, :wall: :exp:
this is Your last warning Bub....
next time i will put You in a time out:D oops :mad:

fishweewee
08-27-2003, 12:08 PM
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

bassmaster
08-27-2003, 12:15 PM
Look You flatlanding rotten heathen barbearian skirvy nave
Im going to plug Your moth with a popper so deep it will impale Your ability to poop:mad:
hit the road #$@#$$*%#@^%rotten bastage&*%($)*%^)%
Oh Ya I hate CT for that now look what You done*&($%^*# :mad:

fishweewee
08-27-2003, 12:16 PM
:D :lm: :wave: :love: :spin:

fishweewee
08-27-2003, 12:20 PM
"I wuv you, you wuv me, we're one happy..."

http://pbskids.org/barney/images/dinosdirect.jpg

bassmaster
08-27-2003, 12:22 PM
Im sorry I have to do this But you posting Privy's are pulled banned.
No BM's for You plus a field Ho'ing when I get My hands on Your little plugweebag
Hit the road, put Ya tract'aH in 5th level and split:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

bassmaster
08-27-2003, 12:22 PM
Originally posted by fishweewee
"I wuv you, you wuv me, we're one happy..."

http://pbskids.org/barney/images/dinosdirect.jpg
Your farging dead:mad:

fishweewee
08-27-2003, 12:23 PM
:bshake:

bassmaster
08-27-2003, 12:23 PM
U&^$*%^@#$!#@#$%&*()&$%#$:mad: (*%&(:smash: :smash: #%^$^@:mad:

fishweewee
08-27-2003, 12:25 PM
You need me BM.

The happier I get, the grumpier you get. :laughs:

bassmaster
08-27-2003, 12:26 PM
4th week and dont B late:mad:

fishweewee
08-27-2003, 12:29 PM
Sorry BM, I have to tend my flower garden that week, those lovely deer just love to munch on my daffodils on a new moon night. :)

bassmaster
08-27-2003, 12:31 PM
look pal none of this;) gay crap:mad:
u fishin the what moon ? with me next month? pm if u like
the sands have been interesting If You spend alot of time out there.
Maybe we can ask cape sams to take us on his boat and then when we find the bass we can puke and get him to grump.
the Guy is good....:mad:

fishweewee
08-27-2003, 12:34 PM
...so happy and carefree and gay....la la la la la la... :laughs:

http://www.smurf.com/infos/who/03fette.gif

bassmaster
08-27-2003, 12:46 PM
I hate smurfs.
U got that week off or what:mad: U freak

fishweewee
08-27-2003, 12:48 PM
Have a crabby patty and chill, dude!

http://www.nick.com/all_nick/tv_supersites/spongebob/img/bob_left1.gif

Slipknot
08-27-2003, 02:12 PM
SpongeBob :yak: :yak:

I'll tell you a little story from 2 nights ago. We didn't get a chance to go camping this summer with all the rain so I set the tent up in the backyard so the kids could campout. I even lit a fire. Well ofcourse I had to sleep out there with them and the bugs and crickets were so loud that Jenna was complaing that she couldn't sleep. Well I zonked out and when I woke up in the middle of the night Jenna had gone back in the house. Well naturally she left her SpongeBob Square Pants alarm clock right next to me and at 6 AM it started singing the F%$#&*$@!#$ song:smash: :smash: and Danny had to shut it off because I was about to whip it into the woods:af:
I hate that song:smash:

fishweewee
08-27-2003, 02:31 PM
Uh oh, now Bruce is grumpy. :eek5:

Backbeach Jake
08-27-2003, 07:28 PM
Weewee, ya sprained my eye with that purple fargin' crap!:mad: :mad: ;)

Slipknot
08-27-2003, 11:33 PM
Naw, I ain't grumpy.....

bassmaster
08-28-2003, 07:42 AM
Yes You are, You are Grumpy ,You Yuppie.
go move your gay mirrors to look at Your wheels
Its people like You with them gay trucks that clog My roads here:mad:
why dont You put some of them brush guards on it that will never get used and some of them blue lights so we can Yell at you as You Yuppie on by U geek:mad:

bassmaster
08-28-2003, 07:43 AM
AND DONT MESS WITH MY SPONGE BOB!!!!!:af: :mad: :af:

fishweewee
08-28-2003, 08:36 AM
Bruce,

You should bejewel the rear view mirror of your new sand sled with a pair of happy, cheerful, and official Sponge Bob Fuzzy Dice.

bassmaster
08-28-2003, 09:13 AM
Look pi$$ Boy, take the:D crap out of here:mad:
now ifems You keep this up ,im going to have to take this to the owner of the site.
Now to put You in the mood here, go by brakes for your Yuppie mobile:mad:
maybe You and slip cann go on a play date, another yuppie word:mad:

fishweewee
08-28-2003, 10:15 AM
BM, found a board just tailor-made for you. :laughs:

http://cbluvr.wishbear.net/banner.gif

bassmaster
08-28-2003, 10:29 AM
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JohnR
08-28-2003, 10:50 AM
Due to the nature of this Grump board and the recent but incompatible flighty, happy go-lucky (one can even say metro-sexual ) participation by one FishWeeWee, it has been necessary to suspend your posting priveleges in the Grumpy Old Phart forum for one day. Posting priveledges will be restored after 24 hours or earlier if suitable beautaeous eye candy is present in The Gutter.







For you turn of the century crankymasters, a "MetroSexual" as they call it is a guy you'd think was gay but has wife and thinks he's straight....

bassmaster
08-28-2003, 10:54 AM
lmao:mad: thank You:mad:
See Wee wee You are a trouble maker and have been delt with:mad:

Plug_Mugger
08-28-2003, 02:04 PM
fishweewee lives. :D :D :D :D

NEXT2NUN
08-28-2003, 08:59 PM
Somebody throw the dip net over the Weewizzers head, looks like he's been sippen the bilge water again.

bassmaster
08-28-2003, 09:15 PM
:mad: :mad: :mad: w:mad: e:mad: e

eel punt
08-28-2003, 09:30 PM
Oh boy, just like SOL:af: :af: :mad: :mad:

capesams
08-29-2003, 06:04 AM
no way......this place got's way more CLASS:p

fishweewee
09-07-2003, 07:33 PM
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.

bumpity bump.

Must...suppress...gaeity...strength....waning...

capesams
09-08-2003, 09:22 PM
grist,,,your as bad as woman,,,,nag-nag-nag////bad as a kid in an outta of a screen door///// just like an oil slick your everywhere//// agravaten the hell out everone/////well bm anyways,,, keep up the good work:bshake: