A man walks rides into town on Friday. Two days later he rides out of town on Friday. How was this possible.

his ass's name was friday

OK then, riddle me this goose man. A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun and sticks it in the mans face. The man then replies thankyou, I don't need the water any more and leaves. Why didn't he want the water any more?

I'm guessing because he had a gun in his face, but thats just me.
Maybe because he peed his pants, and realized that he'd had quite enough water in him already....

Maybe the water had FEB.....

His pants were on fire (before he lost bladder control)

Wrong, wrong, and wrong. OK keep guessing.

Sweetieface your reply actually helped me to solve, I think, this riddle. The key was "peed his pants", in other words scared the man. By scaring him it cured his hiccups which he was going to try and get rid of by drinking the water.
I have a 13 year old who comes home from school all the time with these stumpers.

Wow. Here I was thinking he might have poor bladder control...

between an armyman and a baby!

Ther bartender pulled out a water gun and busted a cap in his mouth:scream::liquify:

Originally posted by mrmacey
between an armyman and a baby!

"ry"......;)

an army man loads his rifle A baby loads its diaper lol! I guess you have to have a new baby to run into thse riddles!!:smash:

Jimbo gots it yo. Word to mama. Tomorrow I'll really stump ya. Is "ry" the answer to Mr. Maceys question? I don't think I get it. Will someone explain.

Mike.....

Infant vs. Infantry.........;)

Here's some my daughter just told me. I figure if I can keep you all busy for a while I can get some work done. Be back later with answers.
1)A forest ranger finds 56 people dead in a cabin in the middle of a dense forest. How did they die?

2)What comes next in the sequence OTTFFSSE?

3)What ten letter word starts with "gasoline"?

4)This one's a stretch, but I'll throw it out there anyway. Name a five letter word in the English language out of the letters from H to O.

2). "N"

3). Automobile

Go Steeeeeeve, Go Steeeeeeeeeve! (2 for 2)

1) They were in the cabin of a plane that crashed.

4) water

Still can't figure out the sequence one. Steveo help me out.

And Rappin Mikey goes two fer two as well.

On the OTTFFSSE one ... one, two, three......

Jimbo....you're right, #4 WAS pushing it.....but still a good one.

Mikey, as Jimbo said.....nine.......

OHHHHH, dahhh

3) lawnmowers!:D

OOPS! A little late, didn't see page (2). DUHHH:smash:

1) They drank the Kool-Aid?

You guys have a lot of spare time on your hands...
My day consists of wake up, work, come home, shower, check striper board, sleep.
Repeat as necessary.
Then fish for the weekend, losing the two most valuable days of rest that I have.
Anyhow,
Rick

Here is a few easy ones for ya.
1) Where does Friday come before Monday?

2) What has five fingers but no skin or bones?


3) 4 men fell overboard but only 2 got their hair wet. why?


4) add five more lines to these six to make nine I I I I I I

Here's some useless knowledge Trivia:
Who know the signifigance of the lyrics 'Mr. Mojo Risin' The Doors song LA Woman?

Re-arrange the letters to get Jim Morrison.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds means LSD

Rappin' Mikey, I'm stumped, but have my 13 year old working on them.
Fishsmith, I'm also stumped but now I have LA Woman stuck in my head and I can't get rid of it. (FYI, it gives the song a whole new twist if you replace "Mr. Mojo rising" with "Mr Macojoe rising...rising rising...whooooo")

It's hard to type them but easier to draw them.

Add them this way

\ \ - - -


II I II I

N I N E

That's one. Good job hooked! MR. Mojo risin (rearrange the letters to get Jim Morrison) I think Mr. Rappin Mikey risin sounds pretty catchy to.

Here are guesses at the others.

1. Friday precedes Monday in the dictionary.

2. Finger lakes in NY?

3. 2 fell in the water and the other 2 fell on ground.

Yes to number 1
no, but good guess number 2
and no number 3
Hint on number three: Two of the guys that fell overboard were the Bomba Brothers.

I figure you meant to say get eheir "HAIR" wet.
seein as how the other folks were not BALD.

Woops! I guess that messes up the riddle pretty good.

2) a glove

Maybe #2)
A wig for the bomba's
They like that stuff where we fish in Ptown.
Hey Sailor!!!!!
Rick:D

Mikey,
Maybe you spent too much time listening to hippie music.
It's soooooooo 1980's
Love,
Rick

1) spell hard water with three letters

2) What is in the end of eveything?

3) What is everyone in the world doing at this moment?


4) A man and his son are fishing off of a bridge. A car slams into the guard rail killing the father instantly and seriously mangeling the son. The boy is rushed into surgery when the doctor declares "I can not operate on this boy he is my son". Who is the doctor?

ice, G, don't know, his mom - we can do better than these.

1. ICE
2.G?
3. Breathing?
4.The Dr is his mother


How'd I do?

You guys have done well. I have to toughen things up.

A father gives one son fifteen cents and the other son 10 cents. What time is it?

About 30 years ago.:wave:

A quarter past.

Hooked was soooo close. fifteen cents to one and ten cents to the other, it's a quarter to two.

tell that one to my mother she'd tell you its half past a monkey's %$#!!!!!

Monkeys....
Mikeys....
What's the difference?
Later,
Rick

Two guys go into a bar to have a drink. They both ordered Jack and Cokes. One of the guys pounds it quickly, the other sips nice and slow. They get up to leave, and the guy who sipped the drink falls down dead. The siv on the other hand remains unharmed. What happened???

interesting....I dont know if I am on the right track or not but "sipping" alcohol allows the alchohol to get absorbed through the mouth and right to the bloodstream...quicker than taking the long route through the stomach

Sipping it has something to do with it, but it has nothing to do with alcohol. Keep trying. Everybody else seems like they have had enough riddles.

Hehad a heart attack

Thats a good one, I still haven't figured it out yet, but here's a joke google came up with:

A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked.
"Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot.

His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out. "Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"

"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"

He probably went out with Mikey to a fancy bar in Boston just before that where they ran up a $200 bar bill and Mikey's contribution was $20. I almost died, too. Those two drinks were probably paid with the last five dollars that the sipping guy had. When they got up, Mr. Mikey, oops I mean shotgun, probably asked for money for smokes.
I got it...He died from despair; he didn't know how he was going to pay his student loans, rent, credit card bill, and car payment.
Was this answer too long?
AHHH, maybe that's just what happened to me.
LOL
Rick

The answer is that there was poison in the ice. The guy who pounded the drink didn't allow time for the ice to melt and the poison to dillude into his drink.

OK here is another one: I show a different face to everyone, but have no face myself. What am I?

Mirror.

Dagnabit you got another one HT how about this one. A man lives on the 30th floor of a high rise. He only can take the elevator to the 23rd and then he has to walk the remaining 7 flights. Unless it is raining, then he takes the elevator all the way to the 30th. Why??????

OK, RM, that one was around when I was a kid which is around the time the lightbulb was invented. He's a midget so if it's raining he can use his umbrella to hit the buttons he can't usually reach when it's not or no one else is on the elevator with him.

Got one for you I heard on the radio on the way in today. What do 51% of homes in America have in them that are used every day and never washed? (And it's not a toothbrish).

Ya got me with that one Mikey, I'm gonna have to think about it a while:confused: :confused:

Their toilets??? Their bums???? or termites????

The answer is: A Pillow

Dude - That's gross. I wash my pillow.
However, I rarely wash the mattress.
Only when the frigin cats decide I have been sleeping too peacefully.

Or the couch for that matter.

I thought about a mattress,but the 51% threw me.:smash:

What does everybody who doesn't have pillows use? Have you ever seen the aboriginies who sleep with their heads propped up by their own arms to make sure the creepy crawlies don't crawl in their ears and feast upon their brains.