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fishweewee
09-05-2003, 05:25 PM
I have crabs. They itch like heck. Will this device help me with my condition? :confused:

MakoMike
09-08-2003, 07:06 AM
WW- Take two asprin, and keep them between your knees. :D

fishweewee
09-08-2003, 07:58 AM
Should I call you in the morning? :laughs:

STEVE IN MASS
09-08-2003, 10:36 AM
Originally posted by fishweewee
I have crabs. They itch like heck. Will this device help me with my condition? :confused:

See, I knew it all along, but after that post, you are most definately, certifiably strange...............:eek: :smash:

Fishpart
09-08-2003, 11:34 AM
That explains it. Thanks Weewee.................

fishweewee
09-08-2003, 12:16 PM
How come no one's answering my question? :bc: :crying:

MakoMike
09-08-2003, 12:34 PM
WW-
Don't call me in the morning, or any other time for that matter :D

NilsC
09-08-2003, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by fishweewee
I have crabs. They itch like heck. Will this device help me with my condition? :confused:

When it snaps shut, there will be nothing left to have a condition on...:rolleyes: :eek: :D


So I guess the answer is YESSSSSS:smash: :smash:

Nils:cool:

Steve2d
09-12-2003, 11:31 PM
Check out the latest Blue Crab Photos in the CrabHawk. They're awesome!!

http://www.bluecrabinfo.com/yabbse/index.php?board=13;action=display;threadid=205;sta rt=15

JohnR
09-15-2003, 02:05 PM
OK guys, time to have some fun and log in to this guy's site - He obviously doesn't get it...

OK -well it's not his site but he spams there too

JohnR
09-15-2003, 02:15 PM
Originally posted by Steve2d
Check out the latest Blue Crab Photos in the CrabHawk. They're awesome!!

http://www.bluecrabinfo.com/yabbse/index.php?board=13;action=display;threadid=205;sta rt=15

Steve2D - You are PNG around here, Pissa kNuckleHead Googanbastage

Fishpart
09-15-2003, 02:56 PM
:btu: Boss

JohnR
09-15-2003, 05:00 PM
OK - I erred in that site is not his site but another place he endlessly SPAMS :spam:

JohnR
09-15-2003, 05:11 PM
OK - his site is overhere: www.crabhawk.com

Let's say hello...

bloocrab
09-15-2003, 05:18 PM
2 late

fishweewee
09-15-2003, 05:19 PM
:rotf3:

JohnR
09-15-2003, 05:34 PM
:laughs: I'm just sorry that the regulars on that board got sucked up in a Steve2D crap thread... you're some sick bastages - i think you caused a heart or two & a claw to skip a beat!

"Your shell is hard" :doh: :laughs:

fishweewee
09-15-2003, 05:37 PM
Real men hunt rockfish. ;)

JohnR
09-15-2003, 05:38 PM
Rocks Hunt BlooCrabbs

fishweewee
09-15-2003, 05:58 PM
But rocks don't catch crotch crabs.

bloocrab
09-15-2003, 06:03 PM
crabs crotch catch rocks...:confused:

Is this thread supposed to be a tongue twister?? :happy:

Scotch Bonnet
09-15-2003, 06:24 PM
I emailed him for his thoughts on trolling those traps(tipped with Bunker) on wire line for large Stripers. He emailed me right back - "nothing in that question made sense to a guy from the Oregon coast":laughs:

RickBomba
09-15-2003, 08:45 PM
Oh My Good Gay God!
Rappin Mikey just called me to let me know that it's time to bust on Steve 3D.
Maybe that devixce will work well for the boys at the end of the cape...
They say Mikey's out trolling every nite.
Later,
Rick

fishweewee
09-16-2003, 08:20 AM
Long live the crotch_crab! (Whoever that nutbag was.) :laughs:

bassmaster
09-16-2003, 08:23 AM
what the hell is that thing? a friggen tennis ball holder
aint draggin with net illegal from shore

fishweewee
09-16-2003, 08:40 AM
John you have a fan club. :laughs:

http://www.bluecrabinfo.com/yabbse/index.php?board=2;action=display;threadid=733

bloocrab
09-16-2003, 08:48 AM
oh boy...:(

Now I got a bunch of family members mad at me.....I thought it was chit-ed Steve2k's site too...weewee your a punk...:mad: :laughs: - - - kwit twisting my claws...I'm so influence-able....thats 2 plugs!!!:happy:

fishweewee
09-16-2003, 08:53 AM
:laughs:

Actually, having perused that forum, I found it to be pretty cool. I grew up crabbing, but didn't realize that it is such a religion down in DelMarVa and that you could dedicate a whole site to blue claws.

Don't eat blueclaws 'cause I'm trying to watch what I eat, but they make for awesome blackfish baits.

-WW

bloocrab
09-16-2003, 08:55 AM
cut it off...I mean out!!!! :mad:

fishweewee
09-16-2003, 08:57 AM
Oh man, I think I caught WICKED bad case of sea lice!

Mind if I scratch? :p

bloocrab
09-16-2003, 09:08 AM
My apologies to my brothers at the Blue-Crab Archives. :(

A great site that hopefully will NOT support the CrabHawk. :af:

Steve2d - U - Suck

fishweewee
09-16-2003, 09:11 AM
Yeah, what Bloo said. :cool:

chris L
09-16-2003, 09:56 AM
use a clam rake for that itch finish it off with some steel wool . it will stop !

fishweewee
09-16-2003, 10:36 AM
How do I stop the bleeding? :eek: :laughs:

chris L
09-16-2003, 11:31 AM
why pure alcohol will help and take two asprins for tha pain once you get you fingers unstuck from the ceiling and then direct pressure .

fishweewee
09-16-2003, 11:35 AM
Okay here we go....YEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWCCCHHHH!

MEDIC...I NEED A MEDIC!!!!!! :smash:

chris L
09-16-2003, 02:22 PM
No you need a psyciatrist ! Mine is available and not to expensive . know any good barber shops in Ct ? not that I ever go to one . lol

CRABGUY
09-16-2003, 06:19 PM
COOL SITE :D TOO BAD I HAD TO FIND IT AS A RESULT OF THAT CRAB HAWK MORON
YOU GUYS HAD A GREAT IDEA JUST THE WRONG SITE
SPAMMIN THE SPAMMER :smash: I LIKE IT!!!!!!!

Mike P
09-16-2003, 09:44 PM
Welcome, and best of luck over the next 72 hours down there Crabguy. Isabel seems to have her eye on ya.

fishweewee
09-16-2003, 09:57 PM
Hi Crabguy! :hee: :wave:

JohnR
09-17-2003, 08:49 AM
Hey Crabguy! Welcome to S-B... Our Bluecrabs where Korkers

http://www.striped-bass.com/images/bloo/krabbers1.gif

Sorry about the, err, mess over there. Guess our meds wore off. But Steve2D is still a dink!

CRABGUY
09-17-2003, 07:35 PM
THIS CRABHAWK MORON HAS BEEN BOOTED FROM SEVERAL SITES
NO MEANS NO!!
THIS NUT GETS TOO MUCH TIME

AS FOR ISABEL MAY SHE ROT IN HELL:af:
AND MY NIEGHBORS BETTER HOPE I DONT RUN OUT OF BEER

JohnR
09-17-2003, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by CRABGUY
THIS CRABHAWK MORON HAS BEEN BOOTED FROM SEVERAL SITES Then you'll fit in just fine with the rest of the misfits :D

AS FOR ISABEL MAY SHE ROT IN HELL:af:
AND MY NIEGHBORS BETTER HOPE I DONT RUN OUT OF BEER Good luck dude. Don't mind not needing to ride this one out...

fishweewee
09-18-2003, 05:17 AM
Originally posted by CRABGUY
AS FOR ISABEL MAY SHE ROT IN HELL:af:
AND MY NIEGHBORS BETTER HOPE I DONT RUN OUT OF BEER

:err:

chris L
09-18-2003, 07:25 AM
thats the best way to ride out a storm . loaded two ways ! you should add "and drinking " to your sign . that will surely keep people away .

RickBomba
09-19-2003, 06:47 AM
Either that or add "Bombas and Lane drinking inside....
with razor, waiting for Chris to pass out!"
That'll keep anybody away , guns or not.
Viva la Revolucion !
P. Villa

chris L
09-19-2003, 07:31 AM
Ive never ever passed out so you be waiting a long time bambi .

fishweewee
09-19-2003, 07:51 AM
Hows aboot:

"Warning: Bassmaster is in here. With a six-month supply of beans."

:err:

chris L
09-19-2003, 08:10 AM
the smell of two lips .

CRABGUY
09-23-2003, 07:38 PM
THIS IDIOT JUST WONT GIVE UP
http://www.blue-crab.org/yabbse/index.php?board=2;action=display;threadid=733

STEVE2D:smash: :af:

CRABGUY
09-23-2003, 07:40 PM
JUST GOT POWER BACK SUNDAY
DID NOT RUN OUT OF BEER, BULLETS OR BEANS:happy:

JohnR
09-23-2003, 08:43 PM
Hey Crabguy :wavey: So you got a good buzz and didn't waste any shells... Saw the pics on your front yard, just trees and they didn't hit the house...

Storm missed us other than really high surf. I think it was actually windier today then from the storm...

CRABGUY
09-23-2003, 09:19 PM
BRANCH PULLED A MAXWEL SMART "MISSED IT BY {}THAT MUCH"
IT CAME FROM 100' UP WHEWWWW
SOOOO MANY OTHERS NOT SO LUCKY, LOTS OF PEOPLE WITH NEW HOUSE PLANTS AND NO HOUSE LEFT
BEEN WORKING SINCE THURS NIGHT, WHAT A FILPPIN MESS
600K STILL WITHOUT POWER
AND I STILL DONT HAVE CABLE DAMM LIFE IS ROUGH
SHE JUST BRUSHED US EYE WALL MISSED BY 60 MILES+-
CAT 3-4 WOULD HAVE FLATTNED US


I NEED A GENERATOR FOR THE NEXT ONE

fishweewee
09-24-2003, 05:50 AM
Originally posted by CRABGUY
THIS IDIOT JUST WONT GIVE UP
http://www.blue-crab.org/yabbse/index.php?board=2;action=display;threadid=733

STEVE2D:smash: :af:

Oh boy, are we gearing up for another fight? :laughs:

JohnR
09-24-2003, 08:18 AM
Originally posted by fishweewee
Oh boy, are we gearing up for another fight? :laughs: Provided we don't ruin their board or make ourselves asses to our carapace carrying friends (that means taking the high road - or at least a higher one )

CRABGUY
09-24-2003, 08:29 PM
THE SPAM WAR IS WITH STEVE2D (AKA CRABHAWKMORON)
NOT THE BLUE CRAB FOLKS:D

CRABGUY
10-07-2003, 09:04 PM
JOHNR
I THINK STEVE2D HAS A THING FOR YOU
http://www.blue-crab.org/yabbse/index.php?board=2;action=display;threadid=733;star t=15

:confused:

fishweewee
10-07-2003, 09:43 PM
Crabguy,

I guess Steve STILL doesn't get it. :smash:

JohnR
10-08-2003, 11:29 PM
Hi Crabguy :wavey:

I felt it was my civic duty to reply again but seeing that its not my show there and not wanting to further upgefucht (pigeon deutch for any of you ex-GIs ) things over there I'll just make a comment or two here.

He STILL did not answer the part about being too stupid to read the registration agreement and simply not understanding it. He did not say if he ignored it intentionally or was just bing a JERK on a greater scale than I was on blue-crab ...

And I still think his approach is less than preofessional and worthy of a good internet THWACKING.

NilsC
10-09-2003, 09:23 AM
JohnR, you have to fix your profile on www.blue-crab.org the www link is misspelled. http://www.stripoed-bass.com/

Newboater
10-09-2003, 10:27 AM
I don't usually give out this secret BUT:

For quick and absolute removal of crabs:

1. Shave off either the right side or left side of all standing hair.

2. Spray lighter fluid on the remaining side WITH hair

3. Grab an ice pick and when the crabs run out of the flaming hair, just stab them real hard with the ice pick.

That will solve your problem.

Ole' Sarge:smash:

chris L
10-09-2003, 11:29 AM
hey sarge welcome to the site .

That will work !

JohnR
10-09-2003, 12:41 PM
hehehehe...

Hey Nils - thanks - I fixed it...