"Dad, get me out this"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2HH7J-Sx80

Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner is a good one too!

They are all good, and Roland is a fav to be sure. I encountered a girl at college that was a little too into the song and told me she wanted to be a soldier of fortune while ironing (but not wearing) her pants. After a short pause I just had to walk away. I just could not see that going to any good place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRWCK9zGynA