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We're going along well................

Bloo check your E - mail

Thanks for the complimenst felllas....:blush: :cool:

hey Red, its about time you caught on!!!.......you ARE a founding member!!;)


.....Jenn will get it one of these days........:D


:err: ..let me explain that, I mean to put up OUR banner whenever we top the page!!....:eek: :D :eek5: .

.....she's gonna kill me one of these days!!!...:smash:

: FW: Hell
> > > >
> > > > > >
> > > >
> > > > > >
> > > >
> > > > > >> > A new arrival in Hell was brought before the
> > > >
> > > > > devil. The devil told
> > > >
> > > > > > his demon to put the man to work on a rock pile
> > > >
> > > > > with a 20-pound sledge
> > > >
> > > > > > hammer in 95 degree heat with 95% humidity. At
> > > >
> > > > > the end of the day, the
> > > >
> > > > > > devil went to see how the man was doing, only to
> > > >
> > > > > find him smiling and
> > > >
> > > > > > singing as he pounded rocks. The man explained
> > > >
> > > > > that the heat and hard
> > > >
> > > > > > labor were very similar to those on his beloved
> > > >
> > > > > farm back in
> > > >
> > > > > > Massachusetts
> > > >
> > > > > >
> > > >
> > > > > > The devil told his demon to turn up the heat to
> > > >
> > > > > 120 degrees, with 100%
> > > >
> > > > > > humidity. At the end of the next day, the devil
> > > >
> > > > > again checked on the
> > > >
> > > > > > new man, and found him still happy to be sweating
> > > >
> > > > > and straining. The
> > > >
> > > > > > man explained that it felt like the old days, when
> > > >
> > > > > he had to clean out
> > > >
> > > > > > his silo in the middle of August on his beloved
> > > >
> > > > > farm back in
> > > >
> > > > > > Massachusetts.
> > > >
> > > > > >
> > > >
> > > > > > At that, the devil told his demon to lower the
> > > >
> > > > > temperature for this
> > > >
> > > > > > man to -20 degrees with a 40 mph wind. At the end
> > > >
> > > > > of the next day, the
> > > >
> > > > > > devil was confident that he would find the man
> > > >
> > > > > miserable. But, the man
> > > >
> > > > > > was instead singing louder than ever, twirling the
> > > >
> > > > > sledge hammer like a
> > > >
> > > > > > baton. When the devil asked him why he was so
> > > >
> > > > > happy, the man answered,
> > > >
> > > > > > "Cold day in hell, the Patriots must have won the
> > > >
> > > > > Super Bowl!"
> > > >

Smile!
>
> > << My three year old son had a lot of problems with
> > potty training; and I was
> > >on him constantly.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch
> > in between errands. It
> > >was very busy, with a full dining room.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny,
> > so of course, I checked
> > >my seven month old daughter, and she was clean.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty
> > in a while, so I asked
> > >him and he said, "No."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had and
> > accident and I didn't
> > >have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Matt, are
> > you sure you did not
> > >have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just knew
> > that he must have, because
> > >the smell was getting worse. So I asked one more
> > time, "Matt, did you have
> > >an accident?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over
> > and spread his cheeks and
> > >yelled.... "SEE, MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!!"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >While 100 people nearly choked to death on their
> > tacos, he calmly pulled up
> > >his pants and sat down to eat his food as if
> > nothing happened.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >I was mortified!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better,
> > when they came over and
> > >thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!
> > Another old gentleman
> > >stopped us in the parking lot as we were leaving,
> > bent over to my son and
> > >said, "Don't worry son, my wife accuses me of the
> > same thing all the
> > >time...I just never had the nerve to make the point
> > like you did. >>

Let's see this page has to end soon

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just might make it here:smash:

he makes it, see you guys tomorrow. Good luck Team Looney.

wow

were is every one .

just thought i'd sop in between nyqill naps...hey mike welcome to the pit

Hey red, what da ya say? feelin any warm south west winds out there?

guess i'll swing by a little later when the graveyard shift is working

uh if I can figure it out.......:rolleyes:

testing....

guess I failed...

Hey Jenn, whats happenin

I just donated all my money to the mohegan tribe......:( :(

oh well..

not much...sitting here pigging out...just got home...

how are you????

how much

shoulda gone fishin instead...;) ;)

Could be better,feelin under the weather