I'm bored!!!!!!!!!!! I want to do some pluggin but i gotta watch my son till she gets back from my sisters baby shower. It woulddnt be so boring if my son was awake then we could play some games! But i gotta let the little guy sleep :( Guess iu'll surf the net for awhile!

...Anthony, I think you need a fix......:D


...here bassy wassy....come git yer herring.....;)

Bloo, that pic reminds me of a scene from "Road Trip".

HEY FELLAS!!!!!!.....THE STRIPERS ARE CALLING!!!!...:D:D

Watched a GREAT movie last night - Usual Suspects - with Kevin Spacey and some other "characters". This movie is now in my ''TOP 5" movies of all time. Right up there with Resevoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction and Fight Club. Kevin Spacey is the man - he won his first oscar for this movie but not alot of people heard of it. KEYSER SOZEA!!!!!KEYSER SOZEA!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:

YOU GOTTA SEE THIS FLICK!!!!!!!!

Scotch - that's gotta be in my top 3 favorite movies. I'll be honest in that I haven't watched a lot of the classics but the way that movie unravels at the end - INCREDIBLE! Never would have expected it - but it is a new classic. And Spacey's performance is great.

My DVD copy is out on loan too at the moment - I wanna see it again.

GO BRUINS.....BEAT THE HABS !!!!!!!!!

...Some more weird facts....:)


A shrimp's heart is in its head. ...(isn't everything?...)...:)


It is impossible to lick your elbow. ...( :confused: Impossible???..hmmm...)


It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. ..(umm...I knew a few...:eek: )....


A pregnant goldfish is called a twit....(no comment!!..:D )


More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call....(I think the rest of us, have made up the difference...:) )


The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"
is said to be the toughest tongue twister
in the English language. ...(ummm....ok)


Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. ...(talk about incest!!! :af: )


Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. ...( GROSS!! )


Most lipstick contains fish scales....( and most women don't like fish!!....HA! )...I said most, not counting our honeys...FW, Jenn...












Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow....( you know your gonna try it when no ones lookin :D)

John, did you watch the flipside of the DVD. Pretty cool interviews with cast and crew. I gotta watch the movie again! Bloo, WHY THE #%@$ CAN'T I LICK MY ELBOW!!! Its so close yet so far away.:(

Scotch - not yet. I loned it out after taking off the shrink wrap....

I'M IN HEAVEN
 

Bruins vs Canadiens - what a series. Reminds me of when I was a kid, that used to be a huge rivalry. OK so whos gonna be the next Hab taken out on a strecher. BIG BAD B's once again. That looked like MAYBE an elbowing penalty at best - don't know what the big deal is. I hope tomorow its drop the puck then drop the gloves:smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: SOTB, are you going..........I say we suit up MR. O'RIELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

uh...yep...I did try the elbowq thing before I read all the way to the end....and I could not....then I got thinking and tried again! YES I CAN!.........you have to lick the inside of the elbow!!!!! but technically it can be done! HA! gotcha!


I have no life I know.......:rolleyes:

.......GO CELTICS...!!!!!.......


.....:(....what a nice comeback, if Antoine hadn't gotten so 3 point crazy....they might have had a chance......

..although seven in a row was pretty good......:D

hello

did you read all the posts??????


welcome homerun:D


go sox!!!!! uh think this could be the year?????? again:smash:

What type of bait would one use to catch a skate ???

Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo.
He was a manly man's man who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a lookout spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt." The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt and while wearing the bright frock he led his mates into battle and defeated the pirates.
Later on, the lookout spotted not one, but two pirate ships.
The captain again howled for his red shirt and once again vanquished the pirates.

That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's triumphs and one of the them asked the captain: "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before battle?"
The captain replied: "If I am wounded in the attack, the shirt will not show my blood, and thus, you men will continue to resist, unafraid." All of the men sat in silence and marveled at the courage of such a man's manly man.

As dawn came the next morning, the lookout once again spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirate ships approaching. The rank and file all stared in worshipful silence at the captain and waited for his usual reply. Captain Bravo gazed with steely eyes upon the vast armada arrayed against his mighty sailing ship and, without fear, turned, and calmly shouted:
"Get me my brown pants."

LOL :)

.......don't be mad cause I made ya look.... :p :laughs:

Just checking in.

Following OX's lead I couldn't resist

Help...... I think I'm having FISHING NIGHTMARES....... I cast out my line......feel a hit......the rod bends and the fight is on....line peels off the spool.......I'm thinking world record.......work for what seems an eternity........finally I see a dark hulk rising from the depths..........aarrrgggghhhh it's JANE SWIFT.......:eek5::crying:

Every year I wonder, is the Boston Bruin organization watchin this, do they want lord stanley as bad as us fans do? When is that day going to come when the Bruins skate with the cup!

Goose.....:smash: ..they don't allow drinks on the ice....:D:D....just water bottles...:laughs:

Then stop digging in my yard.......................;)

this damn thing is still going . I have blisters on my fingers and rocks in my head . Dancing like little volkswagons ! round ones ,little ones ,big ones ,tan ones ,weed ones . Im smoking berry leaves from cutty again !

Puffin' the magic dragon huh Chris?:cool:

ppppfffffttttt no stems no seeds that you dont need cuttyhunk red is good ass weed ! ppppffffftttt

Chris........at least your wife will be happy now......you learned a new dance step.....

....THE CUTTYHUNK SAMBA...

TWO STEPS FORWARD.....ONE STEP BACK ;)

....you liked it so much, you went all the way around!!...:happy:

gil, you forgot .... STAGGER TO THE LEFT, AND THEN ROCK SLIDE TO THE RIGHT.. NOW EVERYONE DRAG THE BAG!!


:humpty: :humpty: :humpty: :humpty: :humpty: :humpty:



wanna fish Sat night ?????

uh oh.....looks like the 'Titanic' hit an ice berg.......she's starting to sink.....:cool: I'll put her back on the top again.....:D


Red....theres something going on at the Canal on Saturday night...I'm pretty sure I'll be there...if your interested~

Red.....I tried calling you Saturday afternoon....phone was busy...you must have been on the 'puter'....:rolleyes:


..you didn't miss much...:smash: cept' for mosquitos...and a rod-breaking moment...:laughs: sorry NJSurf....couldn't resist!!

....and now back to our regurlarly programmed nonsense....:D


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...hey Bill


...have you seen the new line of poles??...

....they're intended to be used with the "broken-back" plug......

Its called the broken-back rod!!!:laughs: :laughs:


.....Sorry Kurt, but I'm a 'stickler'...and I love busting stones :cool:

It's just funny how Goose just finished telling the story about helping people...then all of a sudden....."KKKKKKRRRRRRAAAACCCCKKKK!!!!"...

...ok...so I'm a bit ree-todded!!!......SUE ME :happy:

:smash: Yes I heard that you need to knock at least 1' off of every new rod just to get the action right.

:af: That was my favorite lucky faithfull rod that was handed now to me by Saint Croix him self :crying: .......lucky for me I have one more rod ;)

Goose,

I felt really terrible about busting your rod. I sent you a PM w/ another appology.

The next time Im keeping my Jeep close by, that way I wont have to grub a ride from a stranger to change locations.

I hope you are able to replace the rod.